Silver: Professor? You wanted to see me?
Professor Elm: Yes Silver, my colleague, Mr. Pokemon, said he's got something for me, but being it just me and my Aide in here, we're awfully busy, so can you go and see what he wants? I'll give you a rare pokemon we just found. They're on the table over there!
Silver: I'll take... This one!
Silver got a Cyndaquil!
Silver: Hmmm... Since you're a female and a fire type, I'll call you Ember, like Amber except its a pun at fire types
Professor Elm: Errm... Right... Off you go! Oh, take my number! Give me a call if anything happens!
Later...
Guide Gent: Here! Follow me to my house and I'll give you something cool!
Silver: HELL NO!
Guide Gent: Oh... Ok... Here, take it anyway
Silver got the map card!
Silver: Well... This may come in handy
Ember: Cynda! (Creepy old man! Leave master alone!)
Silver: Did... Did you just talk?
Ember: Cynda? Cyndaquil! (You understand me? Oh my god! This is incredible! I've never heard of a person being able to talk to pokemon!)
Silver: Hey, calm down Ember. Its not that big of a deal. It just makes it easier to know whats up with you or not. Now come on! We got that errand to run!
Ember: Cynda! (Right behind you master!)
Later again...
Mr. Pokemon: Hello! You must be silver! Here! Give this egg to professor elm! He should find out what to do with it. Professor Oak here says he should know!
Professor Oak: Oh! Whats this? A rare pokemon! Hmmm... I see Professor Elm sees you treat your pokemon with love and respect! Here, take this pokedex! I gotta leave now, see you!
Silver: *sigh* Anything else you want me to throw in my backpack? A sandwich for the aide or something?
Mr. Pokemon: Nope! Thats everything! Here, heal up!
Silver: Ember, remind me NEVER to go back there agai-
*phone ringing - Professor Elm*
Professor Elm: Hello? Silver? Come quick! Its a disaster! Hurry!
Silver: ... What happened now? Come on Ember, lets get back to the lab!
? ? ?: Bah! What a waste of a wimp like you!
Silver: The hell is that supposed to mean?
? ? ?: Don't you get what I'm saying?
Silver: Nope, not one bit
? ? ?: Aren't you a special kind of stupid? Let's battle, wimp!
Totodile: Totodile! (IMMA EAT YOU FOR BREAKFEAST!)
Ember: Cynda!? (Totodile!? What are you doing out of the lab?)
Totodile: Toto! (I'M FREE NOW B****! NEITHER YOU NOR CHIKORITA CAN STOP ME!)
Totodile used scratch! Ember used tackle!
Silver: When did the Professor give you that pokemon?
? ? ?: What Professor? I had this pokemon for a long time!
Silver: That's not what Ember says! Ember! Smokescreen!
Ember used smokescreen! Totodile missed! Ember used tackle! Totodile used leer! Ember used tackle! Totodile fainted!
? ? ?: Humph... Are you happy you won? ... My name is Gold... And I'm going to be the world's greatest pokemon trainer... Get out of my way, loser.
*Gold used tackle!*
Silver: A**hole... Lets hurry back Ember
Back at the lab...
Police Officer: I'm doing an investigation on someone who stole a pokemon from here
Silver: You mean the red haired guy? He's long gone
Police Officer: Did you happen to get his name?
Silver: Nope *lies*
Police Officer: Well, now I must find this guy...
Silver: So here's what Mr. Pokemon wanted to give you
Professor Elm: What on earth!? Is this a pokemon egg? This is a great discovery!
Silver: Uhh... Where else did pokemon come from? Out of the ground?
Professor Elm: Probably from what other Professors say
Silver: ... I don't want to know what you Professors do on your spare time... I was given this pokedex by Professor Oak...
Professor Elm: Professor Oak gave you that? You must be champion material! Try the gym challenge! The closest gym is in Violet City. The rules changed a bit though, and you have to now share the same number of Pokemon the gym leader has now, though. The road to championship will be a long one. Make sure you tell your mom!
Silver: Pfft. As if she cared! Lets go Ember!
Aide: Here! Take these! You'll be able to catch pokemon with them!
Silver got the Poke Ball!
Silver: Where were you guys during the robbery anyway?
Aide: The Professor went on lunch and well... I was in the can...
Silver: Nuff' said. Don't lose the last one now
And so, Ember and I began our journey. Maybe someday I';ll tell her about my revenge against Red... But not today. Not for a long while... But being able to talk to Pokemon? This will be fun...