Silver: We are NEVER EVER going back into that water! I'm glad at one thing though
Ember: Qui? (What's that?)
Silver: I FINALLY have enough money to get the coins to get a dratini from the game corner!
Superbeast: Gyara? (Doesn't that mean one of us has to go?)
Silver: Only until they allow me to carry six at once. Superbeast, I'm sorry, but its you that's being put away for a bit. The new guy will need to be trained, and you're strong enough to handle enemies much stronger then you are.
Superbeast: Gyaraaaaaahhh! (Noooooo! You can't leave me! *cries*)
Silver: Come on big guy, we'll hang out a bit longer before you hang out with the others in the box.
LATER IN GOLDENROD...
Silver: One dratini please!
Cashier Lady: Here you go! What are you going to name it?
Silver: Draco of course!
Draco: Dratini! (Hey! I'm a female!)
Silver: Uhhh... Too late? Welcome to the team Draco!
Draco: Tini? (So how many of you had your name screwed up by him?)
Patsy: Golbat (Well, he WAS gonna call me batsy, but since I caught it beforehand, he let me be called Patsy instead.)
Silver: Yeah... About that... here, go have some fun with the haircut brothers
Golbat feels happier
Silver: Better?
Patsy: Gol... (Not really)
Silver: Yeah, well... We're heading to the next town anyway, so you can go take that anger on someone's pokemon
Ember: Qui? (Did you even bother looking for anything about those legendary pokemon at all?)
Silver: Uhhh... No?
Ember: Quilava! (You're not gonna get anywhere unless you figure that out! Shouldn't we check with the other places first?)
Silver: Nah, we got time. Plus, do you think we'd be able to handle a battle like that? We need to train! Now come on- Oh god this cave is dark.
Hercules: Heracross? (Ok, who knows flash?)
Silver: Uhhh... About that... No one knows flash...
Draco: Tini (Wow, he's smart, isn't he?)
Silver: Lets just surf across the water here... I can see the other side of the cave anyway from here
Draco: Dratini (AND he's lazy! Wonderful! I got a horrible trainer!)
Patsy: Gol? (Still think it was a good idea to replace Superbeast with her?)
Silver: ... Shut up Patsy...
Later at the Lake of Rage...
Silver: Well, Draco's a little stronger now, and now I have no idea what else to do- Wait, is that a red Gyarados?
Random old man: Yes! Stop it! It's rampaging and destroying everything!
Silver: ... What are the official rules on different colored pokemon in the league rules?
((I'm gonna rule shiny's are free game but you can't use them if they're already caught before or are the second pokemon on a route))
Silver: Well... Lets catch it then! Pokey! Go! Confusion!
Pokey used confusion! Gyarados used dragon rage! Pokey used surf! Gyarados hurt itself in its confusion! Silver threw an ultra ball! Gyarados was caught!
Silver: Sweet! I'm gonna call you... Erik
? ? ?: A rule-breaker... You may be just what I need...
Silver: Hey! Shiny pokemon are free game!
? ? ?: Regardless, I'm Lance. All the magikarp here are being forced to evolve into Gyarados, and as you see... Some aren't given the full opportunity to finish being a magikarp and you get their red scales from a magikarp on a gyarados. Will you help me investigate this?
Silver: What's in it for me?
Lance: Is there a better reason then thrashing about Team Rocket thugs?
Silver: ... I'm in. Where do we meet up?
Lance: Souvenir shop in Mahogany. Hurry!
Lance's Dragonite used fly!
Silver: ... And Patsy still can't fly... Come on guys, its time to help Draco out with his training
Later...
Lance: What took you so long? Dragonite! Hyper beam that thug!
Dragonite used hyper beam! The man fainted!
Silver: Unlike you, I'm grounded; Patsy can't fly me places
Lance: The secret stairway is this way. They told me where it is before you showed up
Silver: Well, we'll go on ahead and take out the bulk, you come in behind and-
Lance: Forget that! I'm going first! Come on Dragonite!
Silver: Argh! Come on guys! Oh damn... No wonder he wanted to go first... That's a LOT of unconscious rockets. Did he do this?
Gold: Yep... Took me down in the crossfire. He said I don't treat my pokemon with love and respect. I can't believe I lost to a bleeding heart like him!
Silver: Gold, why on earth are you here? I keep trashing your team!
Gold: I told you! I'll deal with Team Rocket myself!
Silver: They didn't kill your first pokemon, why are you so inclined to fight them?
Gold: ... none of your damn business... Get out of my face
Silver: LOSER! Hey Lance, how many are left? Lance? ... Damnit...
SILVER TRIGGERED AN ALARM!
Rocket grunt: Hey! Intruder Alert!
SILVER DEFEATS THE ROCKET GRUNT!
Rocket grunt: There's no escape!
SILVER DEFEATS THE NEXT GRUNT!
Silver: Ok, we should be fine for now-
SILVER TRIGGERED AN ALARM!
Rocket grunt: Hey! Intruder Alert!
Silver: ... Did Lance kick everyone's ass so you and the other clown are the only ones able to run to the alarms?
Rocket grunt: ... yeah...
After many grueling alarms later...
Lance: Here, let me heal your pokemon with my special medicine. We need to get into that room in order to disable the waves. We need two passwords to get into the boss's room to get the password for this room.
Silver: Complicated and involves beating the snot out of other grunts until they give us information... I like it, lets go!
Two passwords later...
Silver: Ok, let's see what's behind door number 1...
Rocket Executive1: Hey! You're not supposed to be in here! Get out! Raticate! Go!
Silver: Draco! Dragon Rage!
Draco spammed dragon rage! Rocket Executive was defeated!
Rocket Executive1: Argh! I gotta go tell the others! Luckily, we were successful...
Back at the doors...
Silver: Err... I guess I better find something to open the door... He didn't tell me what the password was...
Murkrow: The password is... HAIL GIOVANNI
Silver: That... Was easy. I wonder where Lance went?
Executive (f): Well well well, look who showed up. I commend you for taking out so many grunts on your own, but now get ready for a double thrashing!
Dragonite used hyper beam!
Lance: Now now, that's not fair! Let me even these odds! I'll handle the grunt, you take on the big boss!
Executive (f): You had an accomplice!? Damn! I'll still make sure neither one of you make it out of here! Arbok, go!
Silver: Draco! Thunder wave and then dragon rage!
Draco used thunder wave! Arbok used poison sting! Draco used dragon rage! Arbok is fully paralyzed! Draco used dragon rage! Arbok fainted!
Executive (f): Damn! Attack Murkrow!
Silver: Wait, the Murkrow was YOURS!?
Executive (f): As soon as we found out you two invaded, I set my murkrow up to lead you here when you're weakened by the others. Murkrow! Peck!
Silver: Ember! Use ember!
Ember used ember! Critical hit! Murkrow was burned! Murkrow used peck! Ember used ember! Murkrow fainted!
Silver: What's next? A raticate? A golbat?
Executive (f): Gloom! Take them down!
Silver: Oh... Ember! Torch them!
Ember used ember! Gloom fainted!
Executive (f): Regardless, our mission was a success! We have no use for the machine, so do what you want with it!
Lance: I feel bad for the electrodes, but we need to make them faint. Will you help me?
Silver: I should be able to catch one, so sure
Electrode use self destruct!
Silver: Damnit! Pokey, I'm glad you can take hits
Electrode used self destruct! Electrode used self destruct!
Silver: That... Was easier then I expected it to be
Lance: Here, I found this on the other side. Its the HM whirlpool. You can use it to cross whirlpools, like the one near Cinnabar island.
Silver: Oh man... Now I gotta go BACK there!?
Lance: Will you let that stop you from being a pokemon master? Will you just give up because something was difficult? Hmph... To think you could've been champion material... You reminded me so much of Red...
Silver: Red? What do you know about Red!?
Lance used an escape rope!
Silver: Damn! I guess we'll run into him again eventually... Lets take on the gym here and be done with it
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