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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGPD0ZBiMs0The sirens keep on wailing. Panic has completely enveloped any public place, any house, everywhere. Suddenly, a huge light fills the sky. A massive yield atomic bomb has been exploded over the United States at a high altitude. Most major electrical systems are taken out. The sirens die out and stop wailing. What is there to do now? The game will begin shortly, the next update as a matter of fact.
This is terrible.
Good thing our apartment is on the ground floor
Rush down to the apartment complex's basement. Most of the canned food and water is down there because it has a lot of storage space.
(5) You find your way down into the basement.Don my tinfoil Ushanka and put on my homemade radiation suit. I'll survive this!
(4) You watch in horror as your TV and radio gets turned into toast. No more GLORIOUS WORKER TV! But you will indeed survive this!Work out where the hell I am.
Tried to do this last turn, guess I rolled badly. Oh well.
(5) You figure out that you are indeed, in the middle of a street. In the distance you see the flash from said massive yield nuclear bomb, high in the sky.Grab the police officer "Where the hell is the nearest bunker?" after getting instructions GET TO THE BUNKER!
(6) He answers "For fucks sake, right below the library across the street, shit lets go there!" he grabs you and run, you topple some people in the process, one of them strains their ankle and limps desperately around, trying to find shelter. You actually trample a lot of people on your way to the shelter.Get going to somewhere a tad more safe.
(6) You manage to find shelter in a nearby bunker located below a hospital.Carry my nephew in my lap while I roll away as fast as I can on my Motorized Wheelchair. Amuse everyone with horrible puns.
(5) You manage to find the same shelter as Zach, your nephew follows you. And you still have popcorn left! Meanwhile you make horrible nuke puns! Honk!What are you gonna do when Hammermania runs wild all over you!?!
Grab Rico and book it back to the basement locker rooms
(3) You manage to get Rico into the basement.. however will this protect you from a nuclear strike?"Uh oh."
Uh... uh... erm... hm?
(6) You succeed in Uh'ing, erm'ing and hm'ing, you stand there for a while. Suddenly someone grabs you and says "lets get the hell outta dogde!" he looks like a hillbilly, on his back a shotgun is slung. You are dragged into a shelter somewhere.Scream and panic and riot.
(2) You fail to do that, instead you are filled with a serene calmness, its your time soon! I suppose..Sit around in prison doing nothing.
(3) Sitting down and doing nothing was a meager success, you notice a flash coming from your window, then the sirens dying out."...Uh oh."
Execute_Action:
Does this office building have a basement?
-If so, go there ASAP. Use the stairs if they're not too crowded.
-Else:
--Does my apartment building/house/whatever have a basement?
---If so, hurry home and hide in basement.
---Else:
----Escape the building and try to reach a stable building with neither a lot of building to fall onto you or a lot of building you would end up falling through should it collapse.
(1) Shit! Out of luck! You cant find anywhere safe at all. You hurry home and hide in your basement, though.Get into my basement. It has 10m thick walls of concrete, and enough canned food and water for 2 years. Get Freddie and my stuff along with my breakfast down there as well.
"Thanks, Freddie."
(6) You make your way into your basement which you spent all your money on, paranoidly anticipating a nuclear war. Freddie tells you "Eat that breakfast for fucks sake! It'll be your last, most likely. That canned food is yucky, innit?" In your panic you accidentally make a huge mess throwing canned food everywhere, even spilling a jug of water."Oh, the Russians are bombing us. Who would have guessed? With so many damn lefties and liberals in the congress, this was bound to happen."
Keep calm, sit down and pout, arguing about politics with nobody in particular.
(1) You sit there trying to do nothing when suddenly out of the blue a blonde haired teenage girl grabs your arm and drags you away, saying "Grandpa for Pete's sake! Don't just sit around here pouting, we need to get into shelter, quick!" Bonnie?Enjoy your last turn in the world as we know it! :V Please tell me if I forgot any of your actions, did an effort not to miss any of you
None of these rolls are favored in any way, the only rule I have is that the roll is only valid if the die stays on the god damn mouse pad, which meant I had to reroll a few times for some of you.
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