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[Eclectic Wizard]

First of all: THREAD MUSIC! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrFcoleIjf0

It is year 1984, America. There's a crisis in the middle east, the soviet have invaded various middle eastern countries, which angers our oil greedy 'murica.
You are either going to survive this, or die on the fucking spot. So make your decisions wisely! The bombs will be falling before you can say "Boom" and thats one quickie of a word.

So what are you gonna do? Just sit there and cry like an idiot? Go out and spend all your hard earned cash panic buying? Or are you gonna load your six shooter and wait for the shit to hit the freaking fan? Its your choice. You are going to die somewhere along the road anyways. This is a game of last man standing. The last man to be alive will be the true winner of something you just cant win.

So go ahead! Make your character! Join the !!fun!!
When we got 5-10 or so people signed up, I will start the game.

Character scheme:

Name: Your name, duh
Gender: Male or Female. Penis or Vagina. Not that you are going to use this for anything anyways, you are gonna be sterile before you can say "Radioactive Toy"
Age: Please keep this above 18 unless you have a really good reason not to. 17 is acceptable but a 6 year old has no chance surviving this.
Political opinion: Are you a darned commie or a good christian rightie? You choose!
Occupation: Please dont make this "nuclear war survivor" or "super soldier" or some shit like that, make it believeable. You can make it useful for actual survival if you want.
Prepper: Do you store stacks upon stacks of canned food, a Remington and gasmasks in your homemade hole in the ground or not? This is a Yes/No question.
Skills/Talents: What you are good at.
Disabilities/Things you suck at: This can be anything from a stubbed toe, being a bad saxophonist to having cancer.
Family/spouse: Yes/No, Name of said spouse
Location: Forgot about this, its probably quite important.

So I'm gonna make my character as an example, I'll probably be the first to die.

Name: Ross Wilkinson
Gender: Male
Age: 33
Political: Chaotic Neutral Socialist
Occupation: Unoccupied, used to work as a mechanic
Prepper: No
Skills/Talents: Improvisation, Drug Consumption, Being a prick to god damn everybody
Disabilities/Things you suck at: Paranoid Schizo.
Location: Somewhere in Nevada.
Family/spouse: Mom and Dad died in a car accident, sister is a heroin junkie, brother got shot trying to deliver a pizza in a shady neighborhood. Had a girlfriend but she left him for obvious reasons.

[killerhellhound]

Name: Mark Flint
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Political opinion: atheist believes every one in politics is an idiot
Occupation: combat medic (has never killed)
Prepper:yes Mark has his millitary webbing,an advanced first aid kit, guitar and some MRE's
Skills/Talents: MEDIC, Plays guitar,trained in fighting and shooting.
Disabilities/Things you suck at: has hero complex, follows orders.
Family/spouse: No family is dead died in the early attacks. Sister might be alive she was studying wildlife conservation out of the country but Mark doesnt know
Location: Police station signing paper work to after he helped take down a robber that jumped into the wrong car.

[darkpaladin109]

Name: GOOFUS JOKEUS RIDICULUS XXXXVVVVII
Gender: Male
Age: 100
Political opinion: WHAT'S A POLITICS?
Occupation: Retired clown
Prepper: Yes, for he has prepared all amounts of squeaky noses and other clown shit
Skills/Talents: Entertaining, juggling, doing tricks
Disabilities/Things you suck at: Cancer, needs glasses, legs are both amputated at the knee.
Family/spouse: No Yes, though his wife died like, 20 years ago, has a sister and nephew.
Location: MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, WATCHING THE MATCH BEETWEN HUGE HAMMER AND RICO RICARDO WITH HIS NEPHEW

[Eclectic Wizard]

Remember to add your location, I totally forgot about this.

[GreatWyrmGold]

First off, I'd like to make a note about the title. According to Scott Manley's research relating to Orion drives (aka, spaceships that get to space by blowing up nukes behind them), if you launched such a spacecraft into orbit, one more person worldwide would die of cancer from that. I dunno how the calculations were done, but unless the people designing rockets that would fly into space with nukes misunderstood how much radiation was actually emitted by the things by several orders of magnitude, I'm imagining that there wouldn't be much of an increased risk of cancer from a puny little nuclear war.
Second off, I intend to join once I figure out what I want to play. I originally intended to dust off one of my underused standard backups, but then I noticed that it was expressly forbidden.

[TamerVirus]

Name: "Huge Hammer" Howard Hickensop
Gender: Male
Age: 32
Political opinion: Republican
Occupation: Professional Wrestler
Prepper: Yeah.
Skills/Talents: Suplexing people through tables. Taking chairs to the head. Charisma
Disabilities/Things you suck at: Math, Driving, Steroid addiction
Family/spouse: Nah, married to the job!
Location: MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, IN THE SQUARED CIRCLE, FACING OFF AGAINST HIS RIVAL RICO RICARDO FOR THE TITLE

[TopHat]

Spoiler: sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Francis Adams
Gender: Male
Age: 40
Political opinion: Disillusioned about politics, a bit on the left if anything. Atheist.
Occupation: Chemistry teacher.
Prepper: No.
Skills/Talents: Teaching (duh), chemistry, decent (if rusty) latin, aucoustic guitar player.
Disabilities/Things you suck at: Unfit. Bad at languages.
Family/spouse: Yes, spouse's name is Edna. No children as of yet.
Location: in his classroom in a secondary school in a largish town somewhere in the middle of the USA, trying to teach chemistry to a bunch of bored pupils.

[Yourmaster]

Name:Alex Raman

Gender: Male

Age: 23
Political opinion:Murica is the greatest country!

Occupation: Prisoner. Formerly gangster

Prepper:No

Skills/Talents:Stabbing. Shooting.
Disabilities/Things you suck at: Sociopathic
Family/spouse: No

Location:Rikers Island prison

[NAV]

Name: Grosvenor "69SnipezYolo" Turnbull
Gender: Male
Age: 33
Political opinion: 'Merica
Occupation: Unemployed
Prepper: Nope
Skills/Talents: Call of Duty
Disabilities/Things you suck at: Asthma, very fat, lisp
Family/spouse: No family
Location: Gamestop

[Harry Baldman]

Name: Oszkar "Rico Ricardo" Myszienzski
Gender: Male
Age: 30
Political opinion: strict anti-communist, though generally politically undecided otherwise.
Occupation: Professional Wrestler.
Prepper: Nope.
Skills/Talents: charisma, acrobatics, strength
Disabilities/Things you suck at: alcoholism, trust issues, face of a thug.
Family/spouse: no, because of alcoholism, trust issues and face of a thug.
Location: Madison Square Garden, in the squared circle, facing off against Huge Hammer, the face in this particular feud, for the World Heavyweight Championship.

[Yoink]

Name: Daniel "Danger" Brackwright
Gender: Male
Age: 25
Political opinion: Self-proclaimed anarchist (not overly serious about it)
Occupation: Part-time grocery bagger, full-time lowlife
Prepper: Nah.
Skills/Talents: Uh... drinking, partying joking around and occasionally running from and/or fistfighting people.
Disabilities/Things you suck at: Is easily distracted, partially deaf from loud music, and has a nicotine addiction.
Family/spouse: Yes, Rina (his drug-addled girlfriend). Oh, and his mother calls up occasionally to shout at him.
Location: Ontario 17, Chalk River, ON K0J 1J0, Canada (Thanks a freaking lot, mapcrunch. Danny's probably completely completely wasted)

[NAV]

I GOOFED.

[Eclectic Wizard]

Those are some pretty smexy characters you guys are cooking up!

Cant wait to see some more of them! Im upping the slots to 20 because fuck yeah survival!

[SomeStupidGuy]

Name: Zachary Barnes
Gender: Male
Age: 28
Political opinion: A bit of a lefty
Occupation: Journalist
Prepper: No
Skills/Talents: Smooth Talker, Sneaky
Disabilities/Things you suck at: Scrawny, Slow reaction time
Family/spouse: Girlfriend named Dana, parents are alive and... somewhere. Probably Florida or something. Definitely not nearby.
Location: Nearby Madison Square Garden, reporting on the big match between Rico Ricardo and Huge Hammer. Gotta get that scoop!

[Angel Of Death]

Name: Boris "The Soviet Hammer" Vodkaski
Age: 36
Political: Stalinist
Occupation: WORKING FOR GLORIOUS SOVIET UNION (may or may not give happy endings at the local massage clinic)
Prepper: Yes. Boris has been waiting to reclaim nation for workers for very long time!
Skills: GLORIOUS SERVANT OF THE PEOPLE HAS VERY GOOD PEOPLE SKILLS! Is good speaker!
Disabilities: Is not in Soviet Union! Is in inferior USA for some reason. May have autism.
Family: All of Russia is brother and sister! (no family)
Location: GLORIOUS SOVIET AMERICAN BASEMENT!