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Author Topic: ROLL TO DRINK WITH YOINK  (Read 4667 times)

darkpaladin109

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Re: ROLL TO DRINK WITH YOINK
« Reply #30 on: April 27, 2014, 10:23:32 am »

A copy of yoink. Made of booze.
Appear before Yoing. Take off my arm and shove it into his mouth.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: ROLL TO DRINK WITH YOINK
« Reply #31 on: April 27, 2014, 10:25:03 am »

Perform overhand bear-smash on the barrel. The scent is what's important, not the presentation!
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Re: ROLL TO DRINK WITH YOINK
« Reply #32 on: April 27, 2014, 02:43:33 pm »

WALK TO SWITZERLAND

[5] You start walking towards the airport. Yes. Walking. This is going to be well over an hour's walk, not counting traffic and roads you need to cross.

XBT-7

A seventh-generation experimental booze-tank, XBT-7 was designed to deliver booze straight into the mouths of distant, thirsty targets! Unfortunately, one of the main problems with the seventh generation of booze-tanks was that they set the alcohol on fire half of the time, resulting in a very painful bath of death for the poor target!

Fire wine into Yoink's mouth!

[5] Parked out in the street, you fire a strong blast of ([4] white goon) wine from your booze-tank's cannon. It shatters a window and splashes across Yoink's lounge room.

((Where did the -1 come from?))

Increase the pressure the alcohol exerts on the door!

((Mainly me not wanting that to happen just yet, but being too honest to flub the dice... sorry about that <,<))

[2] What the hell is this door made of, anyway?! It looks like it barely even closes, but somehow it's containing all this liquid...?

Respawn the same way! Praise Nanotessen for this glorious capsule the size of a city!
Although... There are signs saying it is a spacestation...


[3] So an admin did enable respawning, but the round is so fucked by this point that you're kinda stuck on the arrivals shuttle, with the station pretty dang inhospitable outside. Damn, better vote to restart. Or pester the admins for a death squad or something.

A copy of yoink. Made of booze.
Appear before Yoing. Take off my arm and shove it into his mouth.

[2] You are an embodiment of the booze-hungry thoughts that plague Yoink's head already anyway. Doesn't change a whole lot!

Perform overhand bear-smash on the barrel. The scent is what's important, not the presentation!

[2] You knock the barrel over and send it tumbling noisily down the stairs!
[3] The light downstairs turns on. I guess Yoink's neighbours aren't particularly stoned tonight.

YOINK is still before his computer, held at bay by the crazy dude in the fairy costume.
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: ROLL TO DRINK WITH YOINK
« Reply #33 on: April 27, 2014, 02:45:59 pm »

Appear before Yoing. Take off my arm and shove it into his mouth.
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Re: ROLL TO DRINK WITH YOINK
« Reply #34 on: April 27, 2014, 02:56:15 pm »

BRING AIRPORT TO SELF USING PSIFORCE

ALTERNATIVELY CONTINUE WALKING
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Re: ROLL TO DRINK WITH YOINK
« Reply #35 on: April 27, 2014, 03:27:17 pm »

Tell the Yoink that with a little decorating we can hold the party outside his house!
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Re: ROLL TO DRINK WITH YOINK
« Reply #36 on: April 27, 2014, 04:10:31 pm »

Pester admins for an S-Com squad, because they make both X-Com and the Death Squads (and Nuke squads, etc.) look like nothing.
Because yah! Urist McStation!
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Re: ROLL TO DRINK WITH YOINK
« Reply #37 on: April 28, 2014, 07:34:53 am »

"... Close enough."

Spray wine all over the streets.
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Re: ROLL TO DRINK WITH YOINK
« Reply #38 on: April 28, 2014, 07:39:26 am »

Drill a hole in the magical bathroom door! Install a tap!
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