WALK TO SWITZERLAND
[5] You start walking towards the airport. Yes. Walking. This is going to be well over an hour's walk, not counting traffic and roads you need to cross.
XBT-7
A seventh-generation experimental booze-tank, XBT-7 was designed to deliver booze straight into the mouths of distant, thirsty targets! Unfortunately, one of the main problems with the seventh generation of booze-tanks was that they set the alcohol on fire half of the time, resulting in a very painful bath of death for the poor target!
Fire wine into Yoink's mouth!
[5] Parked out in the street, you fire a strong blast of ([4] white goon) wine from your booze-tank's cannon. It shatters a window and splashes across Yoink's lounge room.
((Where did the -1 come from?))
Increase the pressure the alcohol exerts on the door!
((Mainly me not wanting that to happen just yet, but being too honest to flub the dice... sorry about that <,<))
[2] What the hell is this door made of, anyway?! It looks like it barely even closes, but somehow it's containing all this liquid...?
Respawn the same way! Praise Nanotessen for this glorious capsule the size of a city!
Although... There are signs saying it is a spacestation...
[3] So an admin
did enable respawning, but the round is so fucked by this point that you're kinda stuck on the arrivals shuttle, with the station pretty dang inhospitable outside. Damn, better vote to restart. Or pester the admins for a death squad or something.
A copy of yoink. Made of booze.
Appear before Yoing. Take off my arm and shove it into his mouth.
[2] You are an embodiment of the booze-hungry thoughts that plague Yoink's head already anyway. Doesn't change a whole lot!
Perform overhand bear-smash on the barrel. The scent is what's important, not the presentation!
[2] You knock the barrel over and send it tumbling noisily down the stairs!
[3] The light downstairs turns on. I guess Yoink's neighbours aren't particularly stoned tonight.
YOINK is still before his computer, held at bay by the crazy dude in the fairy costume.
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