Right here! I have some great booze and some friends will be here soon!
"Umm," Yoink doesn't look pleased with this idea, "I can't have a party here! The uh, neighbours will complain."
Regardless of whether that's an empty excuse or not, his place sure does look a bit cramped for any partying. Also there's stuff lying around all over the damn place. Might be best to find a more suitable venue...
Excellent! Locate Yoink's run-down domicile. Open barrel of booze outside front door with incongruous "tchshh" sound to attract nearby Yoink.
[2+1] You walk down the road to Yoink's place and pad up the (many) stairs to his door, only to then realise how hard it is to open a barrel with paws. Bah!
Excellent! Locate Yoink's run-down domicile. Open barrel of booze outside front door with incongruous "tchshh" sound to attract nearby Yoink.
HIJACK BUS, FOLLOW MAN
[2] Having caught the scent of a Swiss boozebear on the wind, you quickly attempt to hijack the next bus that pulls up to take on passengers. You jump aboard, make a finger-gun at the driver and start to snarl out your demand... only for the rather well-trained, experienced driver to boot you in the face with a large black shoe, sending you toppling back out.
You smack your head on the concrete as the bus roars off with a puff of exhaust.
A hairy short astronaut thing.
Fall to earth in my capsule from SPAAAACE that contains much SPAAAACE booze.
[1] Unfortunately, your capsule burns up on re-entry. Along with all that lovely booze. And you.
Respawn? Turn the door into booze. unleash the bathroom liquor!
[4-1] You can't quite do that, but at least you weaken the strange seal on the door, allowing booze to start seeping out underneath.