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[Yoink]

Start flying in circles around Yoinks head until he's so annoyed at me he starts chasing me with a fly swatter.

You 'fly' up the stairs and slam through the door into Yoink's flat. Yoink is rather surprised by this development, what with some strange guy in a cheap fairy costume charging into his home and all. He stares at you from his computer.

Give the mega bathroom alcohol to Yoink!

[1] The bathroom is somehow watertight, and the boozefest remains safely enclosed within. Until someone opens the door, anyhow...

ENLIST AID OF BUS STOP TO FIND AND ABSCOND WITH YOINK

[3] You wait for a bus to arrive, flag it down and ask the driver where you might find Yoink.
He frowns at you and your public intoxication, tells you to stop wasting his time, and then rather rudely closes his door and drives off. That didn't go so well.

[blazing glory]

Ask him if he would like to have a party.

[TamerVirus]

Bang on the door and make spooky noises until Yoink investigates

[Harry Baldman]

Trade some of booze with local savages for directions to Yoink's place!

[Yoink]

Ask him if he would like to have a party.

[6] "Uhh... sure, okay." He looks more frightened than enthusiastic. "Where at?"

Bang on the door and make spooky noises until Yoink investigates

[3] You start making some mildly spooky noises, but Yoink doesn't have his hearing aids equipped at the moment.
And he's rather preoccupied...

Trade some of booze with local savages for directions to Yoink's place!

[5] Somehow, despite being a bear you speak fluent English, and give a decent description of Yoink to some bogan sitting on a verandah. After you give him a refill he informs you that "that weird long-haired dude" lives just down the street, on the first floor of a run-down queenslander.

[blazing glory]

Right here! I have some great booze and some friends will be here soon!

[Harry Baldman]

Excellent! Locate Yoink's run-down domicile. Open barrel of booze outside front door with incongruous "tchshh" sound to attract nearby Yoink.

[LordSlowpoke]

Excellent! Locate Yoink's run-down domicile. Open barrel of booze outside front door with incongruous "tchshh" sound to attract nearby Yoink.

HIJACK BUS, FOLLOW MAN

[Aseaheru]

A hairy short astronaut thing.

Fall to earth in my capsule from SPAAAACE that contains much SPAAAACE booze.

[TamerVirus]

Turn the door into booze. unleash the bathroom liquor!

[Yoink]

Right here! I have some great booze and some friends will be here soon!

"Umm," Yoink doesn't look pleased with this idea, "I can't have a party here! The uh, neighbours will complain."
Regardless of whether that's an empty excuse or not, his place sure does look a bit cramped for any partying. Also there's stuff lying around all over the damn place. Might be best to find a more suitable venue...

Excellent! Locate Yoink's run-down domicile. Open barrel of booze outside front door with incongruous "tchshh" sound to attract nearby Yoink.

[2+1] You walk down the road to Yoink's place and pad up the (many) stairs to his door, only to then realise how hard it is to open a barrel with paws. Bah!

Excellent! Locate Yoink's run-down domicile. Open barrel of booze outside front door with incongruous "tchshh" sound to attract nearby Yoink.

HIJACK BUS, FOLLOW MAN

[2] Having caught the scent of a Swiss boozebear on the wind, you quickly attempt to hijack the next bus that pulls up to take on passengers. You jump aboard, make a finger-gun at the driver and start to snarl out your demand... only for the rather well-trained, experienced driver to boot you in the face with a large black shoe, sending you toppling back out.
You smack your head on the concrete as the bus roars off with a puff of exhaust.

A hairy short astronaut thing.

Fall to earth in my capsule from SPAAAACE that contains much SPAAAACE booze.

[1] Unfortunately, your capsule burns up on re-entry. Along with all that lovely booze. And you. Respawn?

Turn the door into booze. unleash the bathroom liquor!

[4-1] You can't quite do that, but at least you weaken the strange seal on the door, allowing booze to start seeping out underneath.

[LordSlowpoke]

WALK TO SWITZERLAND

[Lyeos]

XBT-7

A seventh-generation experimental booze-tank, XBT-7 was designed to deliver booze straight into the mouths of distant, thirsty targets! Unfortunately, one of the main problems with the seventh generation of booze-tanks was that they set the alcohol on fire half of the time, resulting in a very painful bath of death for the poor target!

Fire wine into Yoink's mouth!

[TamerVirus]

((Where did the -1 come from?))

Increase the pressure the alcohol exerts on the door!

[Aseaheru]

Respawn the same way! Praise Nanotessen for this glorious capsule the size of a city!
Although... There are signs saying it is a spacestation...