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Should I reboot Cheesistan Gaiden.

Yes. How can I help?
- 7 (58.3%)
No.
- 4 (33.3%)
Only under somebody else's GM'ing.
- 1 (8.3%)

Total Members Voted: 11


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smurfingtonthethird

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Re: Cheesistan: Poll to Enable my Procrastination Addiction!
« Reply #2430 on: June 12, 2014, 04:05:53 pm »

More potato shield worlds!

Spread potato people on Earth.
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Re: Cheesistan: Poll to Enable my Procrastination Addiction!
« Reply #2431 on: June 12, 2014, 05:04:14 pm »

Tune: Summon a peaceful Bahamut to be my pet

Tune: fix any damage the explosions and such may have done to Arcadia
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Re: Cheesistan: Poll to Enable my Procrastination Addiction!
« Reply #2432 on: June 12, 2014, 06:10:06 pm »

Tune: Summon a peaceful Bahamut to be my pet

Tune: fix the explosions and such in Arcadia
(( Careful there sport, you might end up turning your explosions into exBROsions. ))

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« Reply #2433 on: June 12, 2014, 06:30:22 pm »

Use Necromancy to become GUPPY (I mean, I'm already half big cat, why not go full blast?)
AYYY RASPUTIN, LETS GO GRAB A DRINK, YEAH?
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« Reply #2434 on: June 12, 2014, 06:53:14 pm »

Tests pyrokenesis outside of hospital to make sure it still works.
[3]It does not. Could just be because you're dehydrated still.
* LordSlowpoke cracks neck

EQUALLY DISTRIBUTE LEFTOVER RESOURCES TO THE PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION IN ORDER TO ACQUIRE LEADERSHIP
[6]GOOD JOB. You are now the Secretary General or something...
Inject pheromone directly into veins of test subjects.

Destroy the patriarchy and the kyriarchy, for fun.

[6]It works about how you'd expect: which is to say you get to watch your test subjects going mad with lust.
[4]Kyriarchy done. Patriarchy prevails.
Me: Learn another PSI technique
Super Six-year-old: Become immune to kryptonite.

[8]You learn PSI Magnet without learning how to control it. You drain all of Superkid's Ki/Mana/PP/Whatever the hell we're calling it.
[AUTO] It isn't in your nature to be immune to kryptonite.
((I used the robots as a character. I see them as a hivemind.))

Kevak: disassemble the robot with elemental powers.

Equius: break things.

Sollux: get bored.

[6]Bye-bye automaton guy.
[5]You carefully and delicately hold a single bone china tea-cup drinking a curious tea from within. Then an explosion rocks the ship from where Kevak "disassembled" the robot. You break the handle off of the tea-cup and it crashes to the ground. You lament your brutal overSTRONGness. You hop to your feet in frustration, accidentally kicking the chair into the wall. It explodes on contact. D:
[AUTO]* already bored *
Cultists: Heal from wounds.
Cultists: If that fails try again!
[8]You consume strange mushrooms which heal you completely but cause you all to grow into giants and see things.
Lyeos: One more time...

Lyeos: Try harder...
[6]This time, now that Hazel-eyes has gotten back into the hang of things, a brilliant automaton is formed. It looks and functions much like a regular human, including using a synthesis involving sugar to power the robot and having a complex pseudo-digestive system.

"Hmm... that's pretty much how I look... Except the hair isn't quite right and I'm a little taller. And why did you make my breasts so big, you perv?" * slaps Lyeos * "Why is that even such a big deal in this century!?"
START UTILIZING THE STRATEGY
APPOINT THE OTHER SCIZOR AS MY SECOND IN COMMAND

[2]You're getting pwned by the Cheesistani Army right now.
[2]He has fled and is hiding.
More potato shield worlds!

Spread potato people on Earth.

[2]NO!
[6]Okay. They land in Cheesistan, Kansas, Alberta, and Eire. Also, the group that went to Eire crashed into Big Ben. ( Because every time anything with aliens happens in the U.K. Big Ben takes a dive. )
Tune: Summon a peaceful Bahamut to be my pet

Tune: fix any damage the explosions and such may have done to Arcadia
[4]Uhhh... It summoned ok. And it's not immediately gonna blow everything up this time. It's also not gonna be your pet whatsoever, and tells you as much before flying away.
[8] You're no fun, not letting me do the exBROsions and wording your rolls so that they're hard to make go screwy. Anyway, "'Tis a long and arduous process, taxing the resources of Arcadia such that all of the scientists, janitors, and cheese-makers cannot fulfill their duties because they are fixing the explosions. Your kingdom suffers, sire."
Use Necromancy to become GUPPY (I mean, I'm already half big cat, why not go full blast?)
AYYY RASPUTIN, LETS GO GRAB A DRINK, YEAH?

[6]YOU SUMMON FORTH THE DARK POWERS OF THE PET CEMETERY, COMMANDING THE DECEASED FELIDS TO ARISE!!!! THEY COME NOW FROM THE DEEPEST DARK OF HADES TO ATTACH TO YOUR ALREADY TITANIC BODY IN A GIGANTIC CAT BEARD. YOU BECOME THE ZOMBIE CATBEARD. (( If you had gotten a seven, you would've made it all the way to Guppy. ))
[4]"Aughaugughhaa... * Russian gibberish *"  You don't know if that was a yes or no.
Quote from: CMC, not Country Music Central
Giegue: Give Maria a hug

Giegue: Finally find a place to relax... you need it so badly
[3]No... your weird psychological whatever won't let you show your affection physically right now, even though you deeply want to. You don't have the energy to fight it right now, so you don't.
[6]You find a dark, quiet place to finally rest.

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Re: Cheesistan: Poll to Enable my Procrastination Addiction!
« Reply #2435 on: June 12, 2014, 06:56:01 pm »

Use newfound ability to see her to make it look exactly like her.

If it works, cuddle for the heck of it.

"To help you get a date with other guys, because it's important to them for some reason!"

((Also, check the dialogue I tacked on at the end of that post.))
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Re: Cheesistan: Poll to Enable my Procrastination Addiction!
« Reply #2436 on: June 12, 2014, 07:00:08 pm »

Give Rasputin some of my Vodka regardless, maybe it will make him happy... or more drunk?
Learn Russian to be able to speak to Rasputin better.
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« Reply #2437 on: June 12, 2014, 07:03:29 pm »

(( I see it. ))

Marchioness: "Why? And aren't you going to date me?"
Give Rasputin some of my Vodka regardless, maybe it will make him happy... or more drunk?
Learn Russian to be able to speak to Rasputin better.
(( A drunk Russian zombie that you have to kill 9 times and a Zombie Catbeard... I'm sensing a theme. ))

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Re: Cheesistan: Poll to Enable my Procrastination Addiction!
« Reply #2438 on: June 12, 2014, 07:05:26 pm »

"Wasn't planning on it. Now shush, I dunno why it turned out like that. I need to fix it! Cuteness is more important!"
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Re: Cheesistan: Poll to Enable my Procrastination Addiction!
« Reply #2439 on: June 12, 2014, 07:13:16 pm »

Prophet/Mirum: Destroy the communist revolution.
Cultists: Destroy the communist revolution.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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« Reply #2440 on: June 12, 2014, 07:14:26 pm »

Marchioness: "Oh... What's wrong with me?"

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« Reply #2441 on: June 12, 2014, 07:17:01 pm »

"Nothing, though I need to fix this body we made. But, you've gotta remember, I'm dead, so if you have a physical body... Wouldn't exactly work, you know? Speaking of that, I wonder what happened to my body..."
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« Reply #2442 on: June 12, 2014, 07:24:19 pm »

Marchioness: "I didn't ask for a body. It was your idea. I'm okay just staying like this. Would you date me how I am now?"

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« Reply #2443 on: June 12, 2014, 07:29:29 pm »

"I can't even see you to know where you are! Besides, I'm gonna go mope somewhere for a month or so once this is over. Though I could just rebuild myself now, but... I don't feel like putting forth the effort. And as soon as I get th' shadow beasts out, I think I'm gonna move on."
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« Reply #2444 on: June 12, 2014, 07:32:07 pm »

Marchioness: "I think you just can't see me because you're not trying hard enough. And where are you moving on to?"
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