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[CaptainMcClellan]

((Not talking about kilts, talking about skirts, maybe a miniskirt? Sky blue work?))

(( I can and will do harm to you. Keep in mind that I am still GM and next time I might not be kidding. ))

(Also, care to bring me up to speed on what's happened since the benefit concert?)

((How many pages ago was that? I think the only major thing that happened is that both the TG and whatshisface's dragon were defeated.))

(( It was about 40 pages ago. Most of it's been messing around and roleplaying. ))

((Oh! Does that mean an update is on the way, CMC? Ooooh, I hope I get those bonusessssss!))

(( Yes it does, let me just get Tune, Ckis, and Cynder to submit posts and wait for lolfail. ))

((But I wanna talk to whatsherface and the shadow beasts!  ))

(( Yeah, alright. Today's just been a little busy. I had Ckis over ( and was visiting with him ) and I'm trying to tidy up and get all my chores done so I don't lose internet. We still haven't completely moved out of our old house but the heat is so draining... Anyway, next post will have the RP'ing. ))

[CaptainMcClellan]

Marchioness: "But noone loves a monster..." * dramatic sadness sniff *

Hazel-eyes: Ah! Sorry! I'm really out of practice and noone wants to help at all.

Amethyst-eyes: I'll help!

[Lyeos]

"False! Quelaag's sister. And various other fictional examples in literature and video games. And other forms of entertainment. And your whining is the biggest turnoff, just saying. Now, assist. Assiiiiiist!"

Alright, the two of you will have to do. Unless you can talk some of the others into it before the next turn we get started?

[CaptainMcClellan]

(( The fourth wall jiggles menacingly like a bowl of malevolent jello at your poking Lyeos. ))

Marchioness: "I can't..."

Hazel-eyes: It should be all we need.

[Lyeos]

"You can give general advice on what we need to change in order to make this thing look as similar to yourself as possible, yes? Do so! You will not receive any form of physical affection until this is completed!"

Fair enough, I suppose. Please try your best! Now, we just have to wait until the other players post or the GM decides to update without them I figure out why I can't seem to make this thing!

((We have a fourth wall?))

[CaptainMcClellan]

(( Aye. It be the consistency of banana pudding with the translucency of watered down kool-aid. It's not so much a "wall" as a "weird thing that's there for reasons unknown". I guess a Fourth Membrane is a better title. ))

Marchioness: * dejectedly * "Okay..." * floats over to Lyeos but makes sure to stay far enough away that they don't touch... *

Hazel-eyes: * nods *

[Lyeos]

((I wanna stab it!))

"Fine, you can touch. No trying to eat me or steal my soul, though."

Thanks! Really, we're just waiting for the RNG to get his butt in gear so we can do this!

[CaptainMcClellan]

Marchioness: "I won't. I promise." * grabs Lyeos in a hug *


* an angelic choir plays * * A GIGANTIC NUMBER ONE FALLS DOWN FROM THE SKY AND CRUSHES THE CONSTRUCT, UNDOING ALL OF LYEOS'S PROGRESS *

[Lyeos]

"Hhhhhhhhggggggghhhk!!! Why? Why a hug?! At least it's less distracting than a sudden makeout session."

*Lyeos hasn't made any progress yet! He's waiting on an update!*

((You saw nothing!))

[CaptainMcClellan]

Marchioness: "Because a hug is all I want from you right now... You shouldn't take them for granted, they're as amazing as I'd always hoped they'd be."

[Lyeos]

"You know, I feel oddly insulted by that. Weird... You are wearing clothes, right? Anyways, as soon as the next turn rolls around, we should have this thing partially done. You should ignore what I just said, though. I dunno where that one came from, though."

[WillowLuman]

((Well, call me if the realm needs me again. I hope the benefit concert's positive effects at least lasted a few turns.))

[CaptainMcClellan]

Marchioness: "YES I HAVE MY CLOTHES ON! STOP ASKING."

[Lyeos]

"If I don't ask, how am I supposed to know when I should and shouldn't return the hug? I can't see you!"

*Hug =/= returned*

[CaptainMcClellan]

Marchioness: "Don't you feel the fabric?"