"Well, you don't have to be bad. I mean, there are good and neutral aligned monsters! You could be one! If you're like your mother, at least you're an attractive monster! Now come on, assist me in making this thing!"
Hey! Shadow beasts! The heck? Are you gonna help or not?
Create this dang thing, using both whatsherface's and the shadow beasts' help to get a bonus to this action!
Give it the ability to fly.
[3]Thanks to disagreements in the design and the Marchioness having difficulty describing herself, the project is restarted twice with no real progress.
[2]Well, it would have to be built first, wouldn't it?
Convince Giegue to listen to Maria. *Use Altoids* "Giegue please listen to Maria."
Send cultists to attack the communists.
[AUTO] Of course he's going to listen to his mother.
[2]Your cultist soldiers are still recovering from battling the Tetris god.
((I feel like a compromise on the hitman thing could be reached if you gave a black suit to me. Or even better, to Supertoddler.))
Me: Meditate on how to increase my competence in combat dependent upon my power level. +1 Ki bar. (Bonus to combat rolls dependent on how high my power level is. I wonder what the bonus would be for Super Saiyan 52+Kaiokenx9000)
Supertoddler: Acquire black suit
[1+2]You realize that Power level is determined by your success in battle in Cheesistan, and therefore would not and could not help you whatsoever in combat, except perhaps to intimidate.
[7]You are now a five year old super-child in a tuxedo. Amazing on so many levels. (( I think that's the correct number. How many days ago did you enter the Hyperbolic Tim Chamber? ))
((Obviously the robots castrated stowaway Thin Men.))
Robots: Kill the engineers, excluding Sollux and Equius cause they are cool.
Kevak: Make sure the engineers are dead.
Kevak: Build moar ships with your element powers.
[8]Once the robots get a taste for blood they decide to rebel and kill
everything and everyone. Because of Sollux and Equius's plot armour they manage to hide in time to not be among the casualties.
[6]Oh they're dead alright... smeared all over the walls of this hellish Space Labyrinth.
- Too many commands. You can only have two for a character if you don't use any other characters, which you did.
CONSUME GRILLED MEATS
[7]You consume some nice steaks, some porkchops, some grilled chicken, some shish-kabobs, three bratwursts, four Cajun boudin, some Barbecue turkey, three hamburgers, and a single hot-dog with relish. It is a good day. Not only that, you have enough to spare and I eat enough to rival you. Even so, you have a literal half-ton of grilled meat leftover.
Continue operation find stuff to put in/on my shield world.
Make a solar-system sized potato.
(( In the future, please bold your commands. Thanks. :) ))
[6]You turn Shieldia into a cross between Sim Earth and Sim City and it develops quite nicely. A new race of potato-people form on Shieldia's surface.
[7]You
are a solar-system sized potato. However, you also manage to create a non-sentient puppet clone of yourself.
Tune: Be able to cast spells and such without blowing up up the world
Tune: if first command fails try it again
[5]You develop a new ability to bend the spells to your will after casting. Ergo, when you cast Firaga, you can now cause it to fly upwards instead of just being a thermonuclear explosion on the surface. It's a start.
[2]You try again for better results but only end up striking Arcadia with a huge Thundaga that knocks out all the power and makes all the light-bulbs and CRT televisions in the city explode.
START BUILDING A SCYTHER SPAWNER
GET TOGETHER ALL OF THE HIGH COMMAND OF MY SCYTHER ARMY TO PLAN TACTICS AND ASSES THE SITUATION
[6]You use the BOX tech from Pokemon and repurpose it/combine it with a Mob Spawner from Minecraft to create a Scyther Spawner.
[7]You get together some of the few Scythers that survived from your very first attack and have leveled up pretty nicely. In fact, one of them has already evolved into a Scizor. You discuss the situation and plan. You come up with what seems to be the perfect military strategy for destroying the Republic and replacing it with The People's Republic.
Summon my favourite familiar from TBoI. (AKA Brother Bobby)
Practice Necromancy. Again.
[1]No, and all portals to TBoI are sealed because reasons.
[6]You raise Zombie Rasputin. GOOD JOB. Be sure to make friends with him or this could go very bad, very fast. ALSO WHY IN THE HELL IS A CLERIC MORE SKILLED AT NECROMANCY THAN THE NECROMANCER!? CAN YOU ANSWER ME THIS!?
CaptainMcClellan: Develop flawless strategy for defeating the Scyther-Communist Army.
CaptainMcClellan: If the above fails, drink some coffee and try again in the shower, if it succeeds, execute the strategy.
[7]I come up with an excellent strategy, drafting and pitching it to the Board that controlls the Cheesistani military.
[7]We execute the manuevers and make much ground into Scytho-Communist territory, killing thousands and rendering your plan virtually ineffective.
(( Apparently, the only thing the dice hate more than me is Communism. ))
((It's almost time to fight another troll isn't it?))
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