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[CaptainMcClellan]

Hey. First, watch this: http://youtu.be/JSpV37MFEJc Second, for the glory of Cheesistan we must migrate there and work to improve Cheesistan, including conquering nearby lands for Cheesistan. Pretty much this goes like any other RTD, but your actions have to do something with Cheesistan. For the record, President Byron ( Link ) and Representative Yusef ( Rhett ) cannot be player characters except in the unlikely event that the actual Rhett and Link take up residence on the Bay12Forums. ( Also, the reason for the Byron and Yusef, it's a joke on the Wheel of Mythicality suggesting that the duo confess to being imposters and Byron and Yusef are the names I gave for the Link and Rhett doppelgangers respectively. I'm hoping if I post it in enough social media it'll catch on. ) Being the moderator and the (pending) Self Appointed Chairman of Defense and Cheesy Weaponry, my actions should probably be limited. Still, I'll make the first move. Also, please bold your commands to differentiate between commands and conversation. A maximum of two commands per turn or one per player character. ( Please don't abuse this. ) And please keep it clean, intelligent and respectful. Remember that Yusef and Byron put to death stupid people! ( And CaptainMcClellan bans them from the thread or reports them to a moderator. ) I will post the results of the rolls periodically, 1 is absolute failure, 6 is succeed so spectacularly it still goes bad. 2-5 are varying degrees of success, we should all know the drill for the RTD.

Move to Cheesistan

I roll a [6] being forced to permanently reside in Cheesistan and never allowed to leave its borders.

Spoiler: Tropes Guide (click to show/hide)

The Major Tropes of the "Main" Characters ( In No Particular Order):
Smurfington: Mad God, Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever

Kevak: Knight of Cerebus, Cuddle Bug, No Sense of Personal Space (Though this could just be me being biased. )

CaptainMcClellan (as a GM): Literal Genie,
Grammar Nazi,
Hippokrit'kal Humour, Killer Game Master,Berserk Button: I'm sure you guys would just love to know what they are, Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies in the form of my patent-pending "Smite Stick".

CaptainMcClellan ( as a chara ): Berserk Button: (Being my Author Avatar, he shares my berserk buttons.), Author Avatar, Leaning on the Fourth Wall, Tempting Fate, The Gods Must Be Lazy: Despite having almost unlimited power due to being the Author Avatar, Ringo McClellan does just about nothing. This is really more to make a fair game, but you gotta admit he must look like this to the citizens of Cheesistan. Don't Touch Me.[/b]

Tune of Dwarves: [url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AffablyEvil]Affably Evil, Butt Monkey: Despite being one of my best friends IRL, the dice hate the crap out of Tune. DON'T TOUCH ME EITHER!

2k14: Gratuitous French ( Thanks to a bit of Malevolence on my part ), Badass Normal (At least so far... ), The Good King -We hope.

Ckisocoa: It's All There in the Guide/Word of GM: His full name is Ckisocoa Gallilei Lel, a fact which you're hard pressed to find anywhere outside of me telling you right now,, You Bastard!, Karma Houndini, Running Gag:Ckis will never get holy water, Real Life Writes the Plot: Some real life issues came up barring him from being able to participate for a while, hence his current vegetative state.

HugoLuman/The Jarl: Blue Blood ( though since we're throwing trolls in here, might need to point out "Not literally" ),

Giegue/Giygas: Alternate Character Interpretation,

Woobie Destroyer of Worlds,Even Bad Guys Love Their Mamas,Blue and Orange Morality?, Berserk Button STOP SINGING!

Maria: Mama Bear/Took a Level in Badass, Back From the Dead, Badass Normal

Lyeos: Designated Hero

Prophet: Took a Level in Badass, Even Evil Has Standards/Noble Demon, Wouldn't Hurt a Child,Power Creep, Power Seep

Senketsu: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ICallItVera]I Call It Vera[/url] (Origin of the name), Shout-Out to Kill-la-Kill.

Walter: Shout Out A very direct Shout-Out to the webcomic "Goblins"

Mitzi:

Beirus:

TamerVirus: Corrupt Corperate Executive

Blazing Glory:

Wallace: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TouchedByVorlons

Hobo: Hobo,

Other people...

All of Us: Prestigious Player Title,

Newcomers Might Suffer: Guide Dang It!, Mind Screw, and ( but hopefully not ) Brain Bleach

Wiki is live! http://cheesistan.wikia.com/wiki/Cheesistan_Wiki#Describe_your_topic

[blazing glory]

Firstly,the youtube link doesn't work.

Secondly,Glory to Arstotzka

[smurfingtonthethird]

I SEEEERRVE THE GREAT CHEESY ONE

[CaptainMcClellan]

Firstly,the youtube link doesn't work.

Secondly,Glory to Arstotzka

Thanks for letting me know... try now.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Firstly,the youtube link doesn't work.

Secondly,Glory to Arstotzka

You roll a [5], much glory goes to whoever the hell that is.

I SEEEERRVE THE GREAT CHEESY ONE

You roll a [2], the cheesy one sort of acknowledges your service with a grunt and a small nod.

[blazing glory]

Firstly,the youtube link doesn't work.

Secondly,Glory to Arstotzka

You roll a [5], much glory goes to whoever the hell that is.

((It's a country,look up papers please on google.

[CaptainMcClellan]

(( Ah. Very nice, a foreign national. :3 ))

[Playergamer]

Glory to Cheesistan!

[CaptainMcClellan]

Glory to Cheesistan!

[5] You sing the Cheesistanian National Anthem flawlessly.

[Vgray]

Obristan above all

[smurfingtonthethird]

Throw wheels of cheese at the non-believers!

[blazing glory]

Throw wheels of cheese at the non-believers!

Throw potatos at smurfingtonthethird

[CaptainMcClellan]

Obristan above all

[1] Orbistan is conquered by Cheesistan and becomes the Territory of Brie.

Throw wheels of cheese at the non-believers!

[1] Before the cheese even leaves your hand you are arrested for wasting cheese. Since the law hasn't been passed yet you are summoned before the DODCW for questioning.

Throw wheels of cheese at the non-believers!

Throw potatos at smurfingtonthethird

[4] Your potatoes hit smurfingonthethird and he feels the punishment for his cheese-wasting.

[Playergamer]

Train Cheesistan's army with cheese guns!

[Harry Baldman]

Enter Cheesistan as representative of illustrious Kolechia.

Demand tribute. Much tribute. For recognition of Cheesistan as sovereign nation, yes?

If tribute not provided, pull out multitudinous Kolechian weaponry hidden on body and cause carnage.