[4:48:36 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO
[4:48:47 AM] Tune of Dwarves: GIVE HIM HIS OUTER SYSTEM STAR
[4:48:54 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AND GIVE ME MY TIME TRAVEL
[4:49:55 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Also becuase of reasons
[4:50:25 AM] *** Tune of Dwarves sent gFKwYpQ.jpg ***
[4:52:30 AM] CaptainMcClellan: There, happy?
[4:53:05 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO
[4:53:13 AM] Tune of Dwarves: [4:48 AM] Tune of Dwarves:
<<< GIVE HIM HIS OUTER SYSTEM STAR
[4:53:17 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NO
[4:53:18 AM] Tune of Dwarves: [4:49 AM] Tune of Dwarves:
<<< AND GIVE ME MY TIME TRAVEL
[4:53:20 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NO
[4:53:22 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YES
[4:53:33 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOU SAID WORLD ENDS = TIME TRAVEL FOR ME
[4:53:41 AM] CaptainMcClellan: The world's not ending!
[4:53:46 AM] Tune of Dwarves: METIOR
[4:53:51 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I CAST A SPELL
[4:53:55 AM] Tune of Dwarves: IN GENERA
[4:53:56 AM] Tune of Dwarves: L
[4:54:22 AM] CaptainMcClellan: juhynhb ujiekdnhjmu
[4:54:32 AM] CaptainMcClellan: That is what my forehead thinks of this.
[4:54:54 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AND YOU MASDE ME OUT TO BE THE BAD ONE BY NOT INCLUDING THE PART WHERE I SAID GIVE HIM THE STUFF AND GIVE ME STUFF TOO
[4:55:01 AM] Tune of Dwarves: SO
[4:55:42 AM] Tune of Dwarves: [4:46 AM] Tune of Dwarves:
<<< [4:44 AM] Tune of Dwarves:
<<< *sulks in corner for GM's unfair oppression*— Tune of Dwarves, Today 4:44 AM
[4:56:13 AM] CaptainMcClellan: HHHHGGGH.
[4:56:25 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BUT TIME TRAVEL THO!
[4:56:33 AM] Tune of Dwarves: WILL BE GREAT
[4:56:33 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IT'S BAD!
[4:56:35 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO
[4:56:38 AM] Tune of Dwarves: GOOD
[4:57:05 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BUT MY PLOT CONTINUITY!!!
[4:57:42 AM] Tune of Dwarves: IF I GET TIME TRAVEL IMA GO TO WHEN THE TIMELORDS STILL LIVED BEFORE THE WAR AND LIVE THERE DAMNIT
[4:57:52 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOU NO WORRY BOUT YOUR CONTINUITY
[4:58:05 AM] Tune of Dwarves: THEY HAVE RULES
[4:58:19 AM] CaptainMcClellan: AND THEN WITH THE THING!
[4:58:23 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THE TIME WAR
[4:58:28 AM] Tune of Dwarves: BEFORE
[4:58:30 AM] CaptainMcClellan: AND THE CORRUPTION!
[4:58:33 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AS IN LIKE 500 YRS
[4:58:36 AM] Tune of Dwarves: +
[4:58:46 AM] CaptainMcClellan: RASSILLION WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME!
[4:58:51 AM] CaptainMcClellan: AND WHAT ABOUT OMEGA!?
[4:58:54 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO CORRUPT NO WAR ONLY PEACE
[4:59:03 AM] Tune of Dwarves: HEY
[4:59:15 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NONE OF IT WAS BAD UNTILL THE WAR
[4:59:18 AM] Tune of Dwarves: SO SHUSH
[4:59:37 AM] CaptainMcClellan: [4:58 AM] CaptainMcClellan:
<<< AND WHAT ABOUT OMEGA!?
[4:59:43 AM] Tune of Dwarves: GOES BACK LIKE 700+ YRS BEFORE THE WAR
[4:59:49 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AND WHO GIVES A DAMN
[4:59:59 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BECAUSE!
[5:00:03 AM] CaptainMcClellan: RASSILION
[5:00:04 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BVAD
[5:00:10 AM] CaptainMcClellan: What about the Valeyard?
[5:00:45 AM] Tune of Dwarves: EVERYTHIN WILL BE FINE I HAVE SAFTEY MEASURES, I may be crazy but I'm not an idiot
[5:01:04 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BUT THE DICE ARE EVIL!
[5:01:13 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THEY WILL CORRUPT YOUR SECURITY MEASURES!
[5:01:16 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I DON CARE THE DICE CAN GO GOOF
[5:01:27 AM] CaptainMcClellan: XD
[5:01:41 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I WILL APPROACH THE DICE GOD AND SAY "YOU DONE GOOFED"
[5:01:49 AM] CaptainMcClellan: XD
[5:02:00 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THEN WE'LL HAVE AN *UNBEATABLE* BOSS!!!
[5:02:06 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU WANT!?
[5:02:11 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YES
[5:02:31 AM] Tune of Dwarves: THEN END OF WORLD THEN TIME TRAVEL IF BOSS=UNBEATABLE
[5:02:42 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BLLLLLAARGH.
[5:02:48 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I'll put a poll up
[5:02:55 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AGAIN WITH THIS
[5:02:56 AM] CaptainMcClellan: And we'll solve this democratically.
[5:02:58 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO
[5:03:07 AM] Tune of Dwarves: WE SOLVE THIS THROUGH DEBATE
[5:03:17 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AND POINTLESS BANTER
[5:03:25 AM] CaptainMcClellan: FINE
[5:03:30 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AND YELLING OF THE INTERNETS
[5:03:33 AM] CaptainMcClellan: JUST LIKE A PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION!
[5:03:38 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YES
[5:03:43 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I DON'R\T CARE
[5:03:49 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Gahahaha!
[5:03:55 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I AM RUSSIA.
[5:03:57 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I WIN.
[5:04:11 AM] Tune of Dwarves: no it don't work that way mate
[5:04:29 AM] CaptainMcClellan: ...
[5:04:38 AM] CaptainMcClellan: RUSSIA VERSUH AUSTRALIA!
[5:04:43 AM] CaptainMcClellan: MOVE OVER EQUIUS
[5:04:50 AM] CaptainMcClellan: WE'RE DOIN' THIS!
[5:05:03 AM] Tune of Dwarves: HEY NO SUBJECT CHANGING WE CAME HER TO YELL ABOUT TIME TRAVEL
[5:05:20 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Wait.
[5:05:27 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Why are we solving this like old guys?
[5:05:33 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I dunno
[5:05:40 AM] Tune of Dwarves: it funner
[5:05:44 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Tru.
[5:05:44 AM] Tune of Dwarves: i guess
[5:06:09 AM] Tune of Dwarves: TIME TRAVEL IS A GO
[5:06:13 AM] CaptainMcClellan: * sighs *
[5:06:19 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I'll put it up to a poll again.
[5:06:25 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO HEY
[5:06:27 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO
[5:06:32 AM] CaptainMcClellan: But I don't want to do soemthing like that without permission of the constituency.
[5:06:48 AM] Tune of Dwarves: PHPHTPTHPTHP THE WORLD WILL END SOON
[5:06:59 AM] Tune of Dwarves: DON'T SAY NO CAUSE IT WILL
[5:07:16 AM] CaptainMcClellan: You forget.
[5:07:22 AM] Tune of Dwarves: EVERY SINGLE TURN I CAN CAST A DIIFERENT SPELL UNTILL I GET GOOD ROLL
[5:07:25 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I still have to power of INTERVENTION.
[5:07:40 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOU HAVE LIMITED USES OF INTERVINTION FOR EACH PLAYER
[5:08:05 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I'LL USE THEM ALL.
[5:08:11 AM] CaptainMcClellan: AND KILL YOU IF THAT DOESN'T WORK.
[5:08:15 AM] Tune of Dwarves: THEN I WILL KEEP USING SPELLS
[5:08:42 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOU SAID IF I EVER USE A SPELL IT WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD
[5:09:09 AM] CaptainMcClellan: * sighs *
[5:09:14 AM] CaptainMcClellan: You're a terrorist.
[5:09:17 AM] CaptainMcClellan: You know that right?
[5:09:22 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Ohses
[5:09:25 AM] Tune of Dwarves: and no
[5:09:32 AM] CaptainMcClellan: A terrorist and a supervillain.
[5:09:34 AM] CaptainMcClellan: YES!
[5:09:51 AM] CaptainMcClellan: You're using threat of massacre to bully the government into doing soemthing.
[5:10:49 AM | Edited 5:11:15 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Is it possoble to be a terrorist if you are the leader of the country that you just wnat time travel in from a oppressive GM WHO IS THE REASON THE WORLD WOULD BE DESTROYED CAUSE HE SAID THAT A DARK MAGE COULD NEVER CAST A SPELL AGAIN OR THE WORLD WOULD GO BOOM
[5:12:05 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I DIDN'T DO THAT>
[5:12:07 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THE DICE DID.
[5:12:26 AM] Tune of Dwarves: BUT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO COMES UP WITH THE END RESULT OF A DICE ROLL
[5:12:41 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOU DID THIS TO US ALL
[5:12:51 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOU AND YOUR DAMN DICE GOD
[5:12:55 AM] CaptainMcClellan: HEY!
[5:12:58 AM] CaptainMcClellan: HE'S NOT MY GOD.
[5:13:19 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THE RNG IS FRIGGIN.
[5:13:31 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BUSTED AS POOP
[5:13:36 AM] Tune of Dwarves: WAIT
[5:13:40 AM] Tune of Dwarves: WOT THE HELL
[5:13:41 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Yea?
[5:13:47 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Wha?
[5:13:50 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I WAS MADE RULLER OF CHEESISTAN
[5:13:59 AM] CaptainMcClellan: The *KINGDOM*
[5:14:02 AM | Edited 5:14:18 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Of Cheesistan
[5:14:03 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I can just make Time Travel legal
[5:14:12 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Not the Republic.
[5:14:24 AM | Edited 5:14:35 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Well in the KINGDOM IT IS LEGAL
[5:14:41 AM] CaptainMcClellan: And how about this: If you legalize Time Travel.
[5:14:48 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I bring in three psycho clowns.
[5:14:55 AM] Tune of Dwarves: okay
[5:15:00 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I would be long gone
[5:15:16 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NOT IF THEY HAVE TIME TRAVEL TOO.
[5:15:27 AM] Tune of Dwarves: THEY WON'T KNOW WHERE I WENT
[5:15:33 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Pennyworth, Kefka, Joker! GO!
[5:15:41 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO KEFKA
[5:15:44 AM] Tune of Dwarves: FUCK THAT
[5:15:49 AM] CaptainMcClellan: FINE.
[5:16:00 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Pennyworth, GAMZEE, Joker!
[5:16:00 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I DON'T WANT A SUICIDAL COWARD CHASEN ME
[5:16:43 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Hey the law people would be awfully sore if you brung in these copywrighted characters
[5:16:56 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Meh.
[5:17:22 AM] Tune of Dwarves: And remember your job in Cheesistan, you get SOOOOOOOOOOO much paperwork
[5:17:29 AM] CaptainMcClellan: If I paint a clown's face on Slender, it counts as a parody, which is fair use.
[5:17:42 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I'll just have Slendy chase you.
[5:18:05 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I am friends with all the slenderman people
[5:18:10 AM] CaptainMcClellan: HOW?
[5:18:44 AM] Tune of Dwarves: DON'T SEEM SO SUPRISED IF I COULD BE-FRIEND GIG WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I NOT FRIEND WITH SLENDY
[5:19:10 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Plus I played a game of Slender and did not get attacked a single time
[5:19:17 AM] Tune of Dwarves: got all the pages to
[5:19:51 AM] CaptainMcClellan: TEA MY DEAR WHATSIT
[5:19:56 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IS A MAGICAL SUBSTANCE.
[5:20:06 AM] Tune of Dwarves: XD WOT
[5:20:25 AM] CaptainMcClellan: [5:18 AM] Tune of Dwarves:
<<< IF I COULD BE-FRIEND GIG
[5:20:26 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO SUBJECT CHANGE
[5:20:34 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NOT A SUBJECT CHANGE.
[5:21:15 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I THOUGHT YOU TRIED TO TURN THIS INTO SHERLLOCK WITH THE TEA AND THOUGHT YOU MEANT WATSON WHEN YOU SAID WHATSIT
[5:21:25 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NO!
[5:21:33 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IT'S ACTUALLY A DOUBLE REFERENCE.
[5:21:45 AM] CaptainMcClellan: EVER READ "A WRINKLE IN TIME"!?
[5:21:52 AM] Tune of Dwarves: nop
[5:21:55 AM] Tune of Dwarves: nope*
[5:22:00 AM] CaptainMcClellan: YOU SHOULD.
[5:22:04 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IT'S GOOD.
[5:22:17 AM] Tune of Dwarves: GIVE ME THE TIME TRAVEL THEN
[5:22:36 AM] CaptainMcClellan: HHHHHHRAHHHH
[5:22:47 AM] CaptainMcClellan: YOU HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED EARTHBOUND YET.
[5:22:49 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Besides.
[5:22:56 AM] Tune of Dwarves: THAT WAS NOT THE DEAL
[5:22:58 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Time travel means paradocies.
[5:23:02 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NEVER EVEN WAS IN IT
[5:23:12 AM] Tune of Dwarves: PARADOX IS GOOD
[5:23:22 AM] Tune of Dwarves: IT KEEPS SHIT IN CHECK SO THERE
[5:23:39 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IT DOES *NOT*
[5:23:53 AM | Edited 5:24:40 AM] Tune of Dwarves: IT KEEPS THE INSANITY IN OVERDRIVE
[5:23:54 AM] CaptainMcClellan: It turns all of life into a Groundhog's day loop and forces predestination.
[5:23:57 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IS VERY BAD/
[5:24:03 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IT MAKES IT WORSE!
[5:24:11 AM] Tune of Dwarves: THAT IS GOOD
[5:24:20 AM] CaptainMcClellan: [5:23 AM] Tune of Dwarves:
<<< IT KEEPS THE INSANITY IN CHECK
[5:24:31 AM] CaptainMcClellan: [5:24 AM] CaptainMcClellan:
<<< IT MAKES IT WORSE!
[5:24:43 AM] Tune of Dwarves: THERE
[5:25:13 AM] CaptainMcClellan: INSANITY, LIKE MAKO, SHOULD NEVER BE OVERDOSED.
[5:25:21 AM] CaptainMcClellan: OR IT MAKES US ALL TURN INTO CLOUD.
[5:25:32 AM] Tune of Dwarves: HEY IT IS ALWAYS GOOD FOR MORE OF BOTH
[5:25:55 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BUT THE CLOCK ROACHES THO!
[5:26:00 AM] Tune of Dwarves: And btw remember Mako test with cody
[5:26:11 AM] Tune of Dwarves: A\WOT IS A CLOCK ROACH
[5:26:15 AM] CaptainMcClellan:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ClockRoaches[5:26:30 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NOW LEAVE ME ALONE TO LISTEN TO MY DEPRESSING SONG.
[5:26:36 AM] CaptainMcClellan: * turns emo *
[5:27:46 AM | Edited 5:28:09 AM] Tune of Dwarves: HEY IF YOU GO EMO AND JOIN FF A\TRADITIONS I AM DOING THE THING. SCREW THE ROACHES I'LL BRING BUG SPRAY "RAAAAIIIIIID"
[5:28:54 AM] CaptainMcClellan: * CHAD BROSEPH HUNTINGTON GROAN *
[5:28:58 AM] CaptainMcClellan:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo[5:29:03 AM] CaptainMcClellan: * Attacks with song *
[5:30:36 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I can just not click the damn link
[5:30:47 AM] Tune of Dwarves: and continue to listen Lacrimosa
[5:31:23 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Yea, cos Lacrimosa is better.
[5:31:36 AM] CaptainMcClellan: It's basically a song about what's gonna happen on Judgement Day.
[5:31:45 AM] CaptainMcClellan: My song's just about suicide in wartime.
[5:31:53 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Well, suicide in general, really.
[5:34:42 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Anyways
[5:34:49 AM] CaptainMcClellan: When you read and comprehend this article.
[5:34:57 AM] CaptainMcClellan: We'll talk about making time travel possible.
[5:35:04 AM] CaptainMcClellan: And the sort that we'll use.
[5:35:20 AM] CaptainMcClellan:
http://www.xibalba.demon.co.uk/jbr/chrono.html#ante[5:35:24 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Whole thing.
[5:35:27 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Oh and I KNEW YOU WOULD MAKE ME OUT TO BE THE BAD GUY
[5:35:45 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Cos you traveled into the future and saw it coming?
[5:35:47 AM] Tune of Dwarves: The people on the rtd are annoyed or rather smurf is
[5:36:02 AM] Tune of Dwarves: No I read the posts like a normal person
[5:36:18 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Precisely.
[5:36:36 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Time travel is irrelevant.
[5:37:41 AM] Tune of Dwarves: OH AND HEY what da heal does this article have to do with anything, remember this is a simulated outcome machine at best ((your rtd)) so there will be no real harm to yours, mine, or ANYONES time stream
[5:38:11 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THE PLOOOOOOTTTTTT
[5:38:23 AM] Tune of Dwarves: you would have more luck draining the Mako out the Earth than proving anything with that article
[5:39:09 AM] CaptainMcClellan: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
[5:39:16 AM] Tune of Dwarves: XD
[5:39:22 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NOW GO TO THE ROLL TO DODGE AND WAIT.
[5:39:23 AM] Tune of Dwarves: get to work on that Mako draining