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[smurfingtonthethird]

POINT OUT THAT JAPAN IS DESTROYED

*eye twitch*

(And thus, in the vacuum resultant, French animation became the heavyweight champion of international Nerd television! All your favorite shows now look like this:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

)

((hurrah, i have things to do and PCs to kill again!))

[Tune of Dwarves]

Tune: Finish curing Senketsu of his remaining zombieness

Tune: level up all the Materia I have

[~Neri]

((Happy spawning day Ckisocoa.))

[CaptainMcClellan]

Recover my scythe.
Attack the lawyers.

[1]So, are you gonna climb the building to get it or what?
[8]You attack the lawyers without the scythe, doing damage but taking heavy damage in return.

((Is it odd that the dice hated the rest of us, but seemed to LIKE Tune for that turn? Also, how long will it take Superman to grow up?))

Begin training Superman in the ways of Ki and PSI, in addition to helping him harness his other super powers.

Teach Superman the Super Saiyan transformation.

((He will be the Great Super Saiyaman!))

(( No idea. Probably. ))
[5]He learns to draw and focus ki, but he doesn't have the capability for PSI. (Yet.)
[1]Not everyone can learn that technique. Evidently Superman cannot.

Kevak: Turn the Asteroid Belt into a massive series of shipyards and solar panel arrays.

Kevak: Gas Miners on Jupiter.

((Lets get all 4x on this.))

[1]HERESY. It is scientifically impossible to set up a multi-asteroid system.
[5]By building a space elevator out of ice from Europa, you are able to siphon gas off the outer layer of Jupiter's atmosphere. Congrats, you know have a reliable source of methane fuel. On the other hand... be careful there are so many ways this still might go wrong.

Branch out into pharmaceuticals!

Also, point out that my restaurants operate under the legal principles of parody, citing specifically:
Mattel v. MCA Records, 296 F.3d 894
Suntrust Bank v. Houghton Mifflin Co. 268 F. 3d. 1257.
Starbucks v. Starbarks

Then mention that any reasonable person would be able to differentiate the compared businesses.

Finally conclude that McDonald's et all have not filed trademarks in the Cheesistani trademark office anyway

[4]So far all you can do is manufacture and market generic aspirin. You need better facilities.
[1]... What? That was a perfectly logical and legally valid argument!

Introduce even kinkier hentai.

Create adult-only branch of the fast food company.

[8]What did I tell you was gonna happen? Their minds are dripping out of their ears and their genitals have exploded. Guess who gets to clean it up and pay reparations to all the families suing you? Also, guess what else? This now means moral guardians now have a leg to stand on and are pushing for a mass prohibition of hentai, porn, booze, and several other substances. And it looks like they might succeed. ( Oh the hubris of man! Muddling with things it doesn't understand! ) On the single upside, the latest batch of hentai has been confiscated by the government and is being weaponized as we speak.
[1]That doesn't work out thanks to all the backlash against the exploding genitalia. As a matter of fact, the fast-food companies are all fast moving to cut ties with you.
 (( So, you know what you did wrong right? You made Eldritch Porn. Congrats. You actually succeeded in crossing the Cthulu barrier.))

(Right then, there's only one helpful thing I can do, since I am incapable of doing anything against the lawyers.)

Free the poor knights already!

[2] INTERVENTION! [7] You use the 7 I gave you as a crow bar and lift the pieces just enough for them to all slip out.

TRAITORS, I WOULD HAVE FIXED THAT FOR YOU IF YOU WEREN'T DICKS

Explode the planet into lots of little pieces, get my power back.

Retreat back to the shield world and start gaining more power.

((why are my own people trying to attack a very powerful god of their own species, it's like kicking a tank))

[4]The planet is held together by the eldritch abomination.
[3]Nope. It's at least equally powerful as you and growing stronger by the minute. Why do you think they're so scared of it?

POINT OUT THAT JAPAN IS DESTROYED

[6]Yeah. They drop charges when they realize they a'int gonna get paid.

Tune: Finish curing Senketsu of his remaining zombieness

Tune: level up all the Materia I have

[6] Close enough. Victory for you!
[8]You upgrade it all until the point where if you use a single spell it'll probably destroy the whole world.

CaptainMcClellan: Get some coffee and go to the library

Maria: Get your support group and protest the lawyers.

Hobo & Co.: Get more drunk

Giegue:Deal with it

Logic: Call for a mistrial and demand that TamerVirus's case be reviewed.

[1]I trip and fall on my face. It's been a bad day so I just stay that way.
[7]The lawyers cannot stand up to your rally.
[7]You all get super amazingly drunk and laugh at old jokes that don't even make sense anymore.
[8]You curl up into a ball and wait for someone to come get you. You'll be waiting for a long time.
[7]Thanks to the retrial, TamerVirus's argument succeeds, the lawyers all flee because they recognize a hopeless case when they see one.

Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)

Equius: Summon Horde of Robots to swarm at CMC with.

Equius: Smash CMC's face into your knee.

Equius: "Nut Cracker." ((Thats just good fighting combo sense.))

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Equius: [Summon horde of robots[/b]
CaptainMcClellan: EMP Grenade
[8]vs[9] Robots disabled.
CaptainMcClellan: Punch tonfa into throat in order to dehabilitate foe.
Equius: Knee CMC in the face
[4]vs[10] 4000 damage. ( Head and neck shots are crits. Plus double for his super-strength. )
Equius: "Nut cracker"
CaptainMcClellan: break knee
[8]vs[12] Equius's knee breaks for 1200 damage. Equius is debilitated by the pain.

CaptainMcClellan: Swing heavy, right hooking Equius in the face with the tonfa.
Equius: Recover from pain
[8]vs[1] 1600 Damage for hitting Equius's face. Equius is still in pain.

Equius: Recover from pain. Summon will to fight.
CaptainMcClellan: Knee him in the gut, winding him
[7]vs[9] CMC knees him in the gut for 900 damage, he is winded.

CaptainMcClellan: Follow up with a throat punch to knock him unconscious
Equius: Desperation attack! ( follows the same rules as an enraged attack. -7 on determining who wins the roll, triple damage value if it succeeds.
[9]vs[1] CMC jabs him in the throat, rendering him unconscious as bloodflow and airflow through the neck are temporarily suspended. 1800 damage. (( Sorry Equius, looks like you don't have the same luck as Sollux. ))

Statut:
Equius: 6500/12000 Pain Winded Unconscious Knee broken, ability to stand compromised but not gone.
CMC: 5600/12000

POINT OUT THAT JAPAN IS DESTROYED

*eye twitch*

(And thus, in the vacuum resultant, French animation became the heavyweight champion of international Nerd television! All your favorite shows now look like this:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

)

Nothing wrong with that, says I.

[Tune of Dwarves]

Tune: Go outside the camp

Tune: Cast Summon Bahamot for no reason other than the dice gave me that 8

((goodbye world))

[Prophet]

Climb up the build then pick up my scythe
Go comfort Giegue. ((I don't know why but I always want to help Giegue when he is in trouble.))

[~Neri]

Equius: Get very very very very very very very very lucky for no particular reason at all........ W8ke Up. *cough*sp8dertroll*cough*

Equius: Die on Quest Bed, go godtier.

Equius: Rend CMC to pieces with the fury of several thousand Cosmic Musclebeasts.

Kevak: Make series of massive shipyards out of sections of the asteroid belt, Solar panels everywhere also.

Kevak: Make series of much longer and more durable syphoning systems to draw solid diamond and metal out of Jupiter's outer mantle.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Equius: Get very very very very very very very very lucky for no particular reason at all........ W8ke Up. *cough*sp8dertroll*cough*

* whistle blows * Foul on the play! Interference by self-insertive Sue. 2 days detention for Vriska!

[Lolfail0009]

Collaborate with the government's hentai weaponisation squads.

Invent the Terribly Enormous Nuclear TActical Cannon of Lewd Eldritches.

[Beirus]

((Hey CMC, do you control superman or do I? Because if I do, my action will probably all be Me: Teach Superman x, Superman: Learn x from Ascended Ki Being Beirus.))

Teach Superman the Principles of the Kaiokenx9000 so that he can one day develop the Kaiokenx9000000001

Teach Superman to channel his Ki and master its flow (to get a bonus to Ki related rolls, if bonuses like that are a thing).

[WillowLuman]

Kevak: Make series of much longer and more durable syphoning systems to draw solid diamond and metal out of Jupiter's outer mantle.[/b]

(Fun fact: Jupiter has very little carbon content, which makes it a big puzzle how you're getting any methane from it. There is metal at the core, but said "metal" is actually an exotic form of hydrogen due to the immense pressure at the center of the planet. The planet's density is pretty weird as you go down, starting at gas on the surface and ending with something on the edge of liquid and solid, transitioning smoothly all the way down. All of that is hydrogen and helium, basically Sun stuff. Yeah... gas giants are weird.)

Clean up these unsightly tetronimos

Knights: help rebuild with abstract architecture that cannot form neat rows with tetris blocks.

[~Neri]

((Oh! This gives me an excuse to give you a sciency article! *Goes and finds link*))

[Prophet]

((Yay science!))

[~Neri]

((Here you go!))

[CaptainMcClellan]

Kevak: Make series of much longer and more durable syphoning systems to draw solid diamond and metal out of Jupiter's outer mantle.[/b]

(Fun fact: Jupiter has very little carbon content, which makes it a big puzzle how you're getting any methane from it. There is metal at the core, but said "metal" is actually an exotic form of hydrogen due to the immense pressure at the center of the planet. The planet's density is pretty weird as you go down, starting at gas on the surface and ending with something on the edge of liquid and solid, transitioning smoothly all the way down. All of that is hydrogen and helium, basically Sun stuff. Yeah... gas giants are weird.)

( Oh. Well I know one of the gas giants has methane... I just don't remember which. Professor? Care to bail me out? )