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[WillowLuman]

(Neptune and Uranus have it in the form of wispy white ice clouds, very thin but several hundred miles long. Plenty available. Technically they're different enough to get their own planetary class, ice giants, but gas giants is commonly used as well. The more you know. Also contain plenty of water and amonia.)

[Prophet]

((I kinda want to take over Neptune now.)) ((I even thought of a stupid title if i can conquer Neptune in time I shall be the ice lord it sounds even more stupid typed out then it did in my head. *Sulks in corner.*))

[WillowLuman]

(Be warned, it's its own kind of hell. Cold, dark, and your entire field of vision consisting of a dull blue haze. The only feature on the entire planet is a big black spot. If you're some kind of being that can survive there without an enclosed environment, it'd be pretty smelly, too. Nothing but methane and ammonia to fill your nose.)

[Prophet]

((Now that I've read your post. *Sulks harder.*))

[CaptainMcClellan]

(Neptune and Uranus have it in the form of wispy white ice clouds, very thin but several hundred miles long. Plenty available. Technically they're different enough to get their own planetary class, ice giants, but gas giants is commonly used as well. The more you know. Also contain plenty of water and amonia.)

((I kinda want to take over Neptune now.)) ((I even thought of a stupid title if i can conquer Neptune in time I shall be the ice lord it sounds even more stupid typed out then it did in my head. *Sulks in corner.*))

(( K. Since we're taking of planets, can I get Uranus? I want to rename it back to Planet Herschel and also keep the awesome symbol. ))

[Prophet]

((Yes me and you will form the ice confederacy and will never be conquered.))

[Lolfail0009]

((Dibs.))

[CaptainMcClellan]

((Dibs.))

Spoiler: No, and this is why (click to show/hide)

[4:31:43 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Yea
[4:39:55 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Hey.
[4:40:11 AM] CaptainMcClellan: You remember the show "M*A*S*H"?
[4:41:58 AM] Tune: HEY HEY HEY
[4:42:05 AM] Tune: WAIT A MINUTE
[4:42:29 AM] Tune: YOUR ALLOWING INTERSTELLAR CONQUEST BUT NO TIME TRAVEL. WTF!!!
[4:42:33 AM] Tune: NOT FAIR
[4:42:36 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Wot?
[4:42:52 AM] Tune: on the rtd
[4:42:55 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Where?
[4:43:09 AM] Tune: the latest posts
[4:43:20 AM] Tune: you even paricipated in conquest speak
[4:43:27 AM] Tune: participated*
[4:43:53 AM] CaptainMcClellan: What?
[4:43:58 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Are you sure you're not like...
[4:44:04 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Interpreting something funny?
[4:44:16 AM] CaptainMcClellan: OH.
[4:44:18 AM] CaptainMcClellan: *THAT*
[4:44:22 AM] CaptainMcClellan: What does it matter?
[4:44:28 AM] Tune: *sulks in corner for GM's unfair oppression*
[4:44:32 AM] CaptainMcClellan: You're just gonna cast "Big Bang"
[4:44:38 AM] CaptainMcClellan: And all those planets will be gone.
[4:44:49 AM] Tune: IT THE CONCEPT THAT MATTERS
[4:44:57 AM] CaptainMcClellan: XD
[4:45:09 AM] CaptainMcClellan: That's only within the solar system tho.
[4:45:16 AM] CaptainMcClellan: And it's gonna probably go badly.
[4:45:17 AM] CaptainMcClellan: So much.
[4:46:00 AM] Tune: There was one outside this system
[4:46:27 AM] Tune: the guy who linked ((dibbs))
[4:46:44 AM] Tune: but still no fair
[4:46:51 AM] Tune: [4:44 AM] Tune:

<<< *sulks in corner for GM's unfair oppression*
[4:47:20 AM] CaptainMcClellan: O
[4:47:26 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I'm arill ewSINr that
[4:47:28 AM] CaptainMcClellan: *rare
[4:47:30 AM] CaptainMcClellan: (8r
[4:47:33 AM] Tune: wot
[4:47:34 AM] CaptainMcClellan: reading
[4:47:38 AM] Tune: o
[4:47:39 AM] CaptainMcClellan: XD
[4:47:59 AM] Tune: I read the thing too intersting but still outside our own system
[4:48:20 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Ah
[4:48:21 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Yea
[4:48:29 AM] CaptainMcClellan: One sec.
[4:48:36 AM] Tune: NO

[smurfingtonthethird]

((tune is a party pooper, time travel is evil, universal takeover for the win))

[Tune of Dwarves]

((tune is a party pooper, time travel is evil, universal takeover for the win))

((Hey, I am told him to give you all your planets I only wanted time travel so I could go back in time about 100+ yrs before the time war and live there the GM is just being oppressive and complains that his head hurts. Tis also his fault for making it where a DARK MAGE can't use any spells without destroying the world and we had a deal that when the world would start to end I could time travel))

[smurfingtonthethird]

((no time travel at all ever, just warp to a parallel dimension where the universe started 100 years later.))

[Tune of Dwarves]

((no time travel at all ever, just warp to a parallel dimension where the universe started 100 years later.))

((He won't let me do anything that seems remotely like TARDIS traveling, alternate Dimensions included))

[CaptainMcClellan]

Spoiler: Negotiating with Terrorists (click to show/hide)

[4:48:36 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO
[4:48:47 AM] Tune of Dwarves: GIVE HIM HIS OUTER SYSTEM STAR
[4:48:54 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AND GIVE ME MY TIME TRAVEL
[4:49:55 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Also becuase of reasons
[4:50:25 AM] *** Tune of Dwarves sent gFKwYpQ.jpg ***
[4:52:30 AM] CaptainMcClellan: There, happy?
[4:53:05 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO
[4:53:13 AM] Tune of Dwarves: [4:48 AM] Tune of Dwarves:

<<< GIVE HIM HIS OUTER SYSTEM STAR
[4:53:17 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NO
[4:53:18 AM] Tune of Dwarves: [4:49 AM] Tune of Dwarves:

<<< AND GIVE ME MY TIME TRAVEL
[4:53:20 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NO
[4:53:22 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YES
[4:53:33 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOU SAID WORLD ENDS = TIME TRAVEL FOR ME
[4:53:41 AM] CaptainMcClellan: The world's not ending!
[4:53:46 AM] Tune of Dwarves: METIOR
[4:53:51 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I CAST A SPELL
[4:53:55 AM] Tune of Dwarves: IN GENERA
[4:53:56 AM] Tune of Dwarves: L
[4:54:22 AM] CaptainMcClellan: juhynhb ujiekdnhjmu
[4:54:32 AM] CaptainMcClellan: That is what my forehead thinks of this.
[4:54:54 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AND YOU MASDE ME OUT TO BE THE BAD ONE BY NOT INCLUDING THE PART WHERE I SAID GIVE HIM THE STUFF AND GIVE ME STUFF TOO
[4:55:01 AM] Tune of Dwarves: SO
[4:55:42 AM] Tune of Dwarves: [4:46 AM] Tune of Dwarves:

<<< [4:44 AM] Tune of Dwarves:

<<< *sulks in corner for GM's unfair oppression*— Tune of Dwarves, Today 4:44 AM
[4:56:13 AM] CaptainMcClellan: HHHHGGGH.
[4:56:25 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BUT TIME TRAVEL THO!
[4:56:33 AM] Tune of Dwarves: WILL BE GREAT
[4:56:33 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IT'S BAD!
[4:56:35 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO
[4:56:38 AM] Tune of Dwarves: GOOD
[4:57:05 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BUT MY PLOT CONTINUITY!!!
[4:57:42 AM] Tune of Dwarves: IF I GET TIME TRAVEL IMA GO TO WHEN THE TIMELORDS STILL LIVED BEFORE THE WAR AND LIVE THERE DAMNIT
[4:57:52 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOU NO WORRY BOUT YOUR CONTINUITY
[4:58:05 AM] Tune of Dwarves: THEY HAVE RULES
[4:58:19 AM] CaptainMcClellan: AND THEN WITH THE THING!
[4:58:23 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THE TIME WAR
[4:58:28 AM] Tune of Dwarves: BEFORE
[4:58:30 AM] CaptainMcClellan: AND THE CORRUPTION!
[4:58:33 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AS IN LIKE 500 YRS
[4:58:36 AM] Tune of Dwarves: +
[4:58:46 AM] CaptainMcClellan: RASSILLION WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME!
[4:58:51 AM] CaptainMcClellan: AND WHAT ABOUT OMEGA!?
[4:58:54 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO CORRUPT NO WAR ONLY PEACE
[4:59:03 AM] Tune of Dwarves: HEY
[4:59:15 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NONE OF IT WAS BAD UNTILL THE WAR
[4:59:18 AM] Tune of Dwarves: SO SHUSH
[4:59:37 AM] CaptainMcClellan: [4:58 AM] CaptainMcClellan:

<<< AND WHAT ABOUT OMEGA!?
[4:59:43 AM] Tune of Dwarves: GOES BACK LIKE 700+ YRS BEFORE THE WAR
[4:59:49 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AND WHO GIVES A DAMN
[4:59:59 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BECAUSE!
[5:00:03 AM] CaptainMcClellan: RASSILION
[5:00:04 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BVAD
[5:00:10 AM] CaptainMcClellan: What about the Valeyard?
[5:00:45 AM] Tune of Dwarves: EVERYTHIN WILL BE FINE I HAVE SAFTEY MEASURES, I may be crazy but I'm not an idiot
[5:01:04 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BUT THE DICE ARE EVIL!
[5:01:13 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THEY WILL CORRUPT YOUR SECURITY MEASURES!
[5:01:16 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I DON CARE THE DICE CAN GO GOOF
[5:01:27 AM] CaptainMcClellan: XD
[5:01:41 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I WILL APPROACH THE DICE GOD AND SAY "YOU DONE GOOFED"
[5:01:49 AM] CaptainMcClellan: XD
[5:02:00 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THEN WE'LL HAVE AN *UNBEATABLE* BOSS!!!
[5:02:06 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU WANT!?
[5:02:11 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YES
[5:02:31 AM] Tune of Dwarves: THEN END OF WORLD THEN TIME TRAVEL IF BOSS=UNBEATABLE
[5:02:42 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BLLLLLAARGH.
[5:02:48 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I'll put a poll up
[5:02:55 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AGAIN WITH THIS
[5:02:56 AM] CaptainMcClellan: And we'll solve this democratically.
[5:02:58 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO
[5:03:07 AM] Tune of Dwarves: WE SOLVE THIS THROUGH DEBATE
[5:03:17 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AND POINTLESS BANTER
[5:03:25 AM] CaptainMcClellan: FINE
[5:03:30 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AND YELLING OF THE INTERNETS
[5:03:33 AM] CaptainMcClellan: JUST LIKE A PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION!
[5:03:38 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YES
[5:03:43 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I DON'R\T CARE
[5:03:49 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Gahahaha!
[5:03:55 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I AM RUSSIA.
[5:03:57 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I WIN.
[5:04:11 AM] Tune of Dwarves: no it don't work that way mate
[5:04:29 AM] CaptainMcClellan: ...
[5:04:38 AM] CaptainMcClellan: RUSSIA VERSUH AUSTRALIA!
[5:04:43 AM] CaptainMcClellan: MOVE OVER EQUIUS
[5:04:50 AM] CaptainMcClellan: WE'RE DOIN' THIS!
[5:05:03 AM] Tune of Dwarves: HEY NO SUBJECT CHANGING WE CAME HER TO YELL ABOUT TIME TRAVEL
[5:05:20 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Wait.
[5:05:27 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Why are we solving this like old guys?
[5:05:33 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I dunno
[5:05:40 AM] Tune of Dwarves: it funner
[5:05:44 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Tru.
[5:05:44 AM] Tune of Dwarves: i guess
[5:06:09 AM] Tune of Dwarves: TIME TRAVEL IS A GO
[5:06:13 AM] CaptainMcClellan: * sighs *
[5:06:19 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I'll put it up to a poll again.
[5:06:25 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO HEY
[5:06:27 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO
[5:06:32 AM] CaptainMcClellan: But I don't want to do soemthing like that without permission of the constituency.
[5:06:48 AM] Tune of Dwarves: PHPHTPTHPTHP THE WORLD WILL END SOON
[5:06:59 AM] Tune of Dwarves: DON'T SAY NO CAUSE IT WILL
[5:07:16 AM] CaptainMcClellan: You forget.
[5:07:22 AM] Tune of Dwarves: EVERY SINGLE TURN I CAN CAST A DIIFERENT SPELL UNTILL I GET GOOD ROLL
[5:07:25 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I still have to power of INTERVENTION.
[5:07:40 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOU HAVE LIMITED USES OF INTERVINTION FOR EACH PLAYER
[5:08:05 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I'LL USE THEM ALL.
[5:08:11 AM] CaptainMcClellan: AND KILL YOU IF THAT DOESN'T WORK.
[5:08:15 AM] Tune of Dwarves: THEN I WILL KEEP USING SPELLS
[5:08:42 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOU SAID IF I EVER USE A SPELL IT WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD
[5:09:09 AM] CaptainMcClellan: * sighs *
[5:09:14 AM] CaptainMcClellan: You're a terrorist.
[5:09:17 AM] CaptainMcClellan: You know that right?
[5:09:22 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Ohses
[5:09:25 AM] Tune of Dwarves: and no
[5:09:32 AM] CaptainMcClellan: A terrorist and a supervillain.
[5:09:34 AM] CaptainMcClellan: YES!
[5:09:51 AM] CaptainMcClellan: You're using threat of massacre to bully the government into doing soemthing.
[5:10:49 AM | Edited 5:11:15 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Is it possoble to be a terrorist if you are the leader of the country that you just wnat time travel in from a oppressive GM WHO IS THE REASON THE WORLD WOULD BE DESTROYED CAUSE HE SAID THAT A DARK MAGE COULD NEVER CAST A SPELL AGAIN OR THE WORLD WOULD GO BOOM
[5:12:05 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I DIDN'T DO THAT>
[5:12:07 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THE DICE DID.
[5:12:26 AM] Tune of Dwarves: BUT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO COMES UP WITH THE END RESULT OF A DICE ROLL
[5:12:41 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOU DID THIS TO US ALL
[5:12:51 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOU AND YOUR DAMN DICE GOD
[5:12:55 AM] CaptainMcClellan: HEY!
[5:12:58 AM] CaptainMcClellan: HE'S NOT MY GOD.
[5:13:19 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THE RNG IS FRIGGIN.
[5:13:31 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BUSTED AS POOP
[5:13:36 AM] Tune of Dwarves: WAIT
[5:13:40 AM] Tune of Dwarves: WOT THE HELL
[5:13:41 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Yea?
[5:13:47 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Wha?
[5:13:50 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I WAS MADE RULLER OF CHEESISTAN
[5:13:59 AM] CaptainMcClellan: The *KINGDOM*
[5:14:02 AM | Edited 5:14:18 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Of Cheesistan
[5:14:03 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I can just make Time Travel legal
[5:14:12 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Not the Republic.
[5:14:24 AM | Edited 5:14:35 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Well in the KINGDOM IT IS LEGAL
[5:14:41 AM] CaptainMcClellan: And how about this: If you legalize Time Travel.
[5:14:48 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I bring in three psycho clowns.
[5:14:55 AM] Tune of Dwarves: okay
[5:15:00 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I would be long gone
[5:15:16 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NOT IF THEY HAVE TIME TRAVEL TOO.
[5:15:27 AM] Tune of Dwarves: THEY WON'T KNOW WHERE I WENT
[5:15:33 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Pennyworth, Kefka, Joker! GO!
[5:15:41 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO KEFKA
[5:15:44 AM] Tune of Dwarves: FUCK THAT
[5:15:49 AM] CaptainMcClellan: FINE.
[5:16:00 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Pennyworth, GAMZEE, Joker!
[5:16:00 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I DON'T WANT A SUICIDAL COWARD CHASEN ME
[5:16:43 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Hey the law people would be awfully sore if you brung in these copywrighted characters
[5:16:56 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Meh.
[5:17:22 AM] Tune of Dwarves: And remember your job in Cheesistan, you get SOOOOOOOOOOO much paperwork
[5:17:29 AM] CaptainMcClellan: If I paint a clown's face on Slender, it counts as a parody, which is fair use.
[5:17:42 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I'll just have Slendy chase you.
[5:18:05 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I am friends with all the slenderman people
[5:18:10 AM] CaptainMcClellan: HOW?
[5:18:44 AM] Tune of Dwarves: DON'T SEEM SO SUPRISED IF I COULD BE-FRIEND GIG WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I NOT FRIEND WITH SLENDY
[5:19:10 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Plus I played a game of Slender and did not get attacked a single time
[5:19:17 AM] Tune of Dwarves: got all the pages to
[5:19:51 AM] CaptainMcClellan: TEA MY DEAR WHATSIT
[5:19:56 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IS A MAGICAL SUBSTANCE.
[5:20:06 AM] Tune of Dwarves: XD WOT
[5:20:25 AM] CaptainMcClellan: [5:18 AM] Tune of Dwarves:

<<< IF I COULD BE-FRIEND GIG
[5:20:26 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO SUBJECT CHANGE
[5:20:34 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NOT A SUBJECT CHANGE.
[5:21:15 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I THOUGHT YOU TRIED TO TURN THIS INTO SHERLLOCK WITH THE TEA AND THOUGHT YOU MEANT WATSON WHEN YOU SAID WHATSIT
[5:21:25 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NO!
[5:21:33 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IT'S ACTUALLY A DOUBLE REFERENCE.
[5:21:45 AM] CaptainMcClellan: EVER READ "A WRINKLE IN TIME"!?
[5:21:52 AM] Tune of Dwarves: nop
[5:21:55 AM] Tune of Dwarves: nope*
[5:22:00 AM] CaptainMcClellan: YOU SHOULD.
[5:22:04 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IT'S GOOD.
[5:22:17 AM] Tune of Dwarves: GIVE ME THE TIME TRAVEL THEN
[5:22:36 AM] CaptainMcClellan: HHHHHHRAHHHH
[5:22:47 AM] CaptainMcClellan: YOU HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED EARTHBOUND YET.
[5:22:49 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Besides.
[5:22:56 AM] Tune of Dwarves: THAT WAS NOT THE DEAL
[5:22:58 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Time travel means paradocies.
[5:23:02 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NEVER EVEN WAS IN IT
[5:23:12 AM] Tune of Dwarves: PARADOX IS GOOD
[5:23:22 AM] Tune of Dwarves: IT KEEPS SHIT IN CHECK SO THERE
[5:23:39 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IT DOES *NOT*
[5:23:53 AM | Edited 5:24:40 AM] Tune of Dwarves: IT KEEPS THE INSANITY IN OVERDRIVE
[5:23:54 AM] CaptainMcClellan: It turns all of life into a Groundhog's day loop and forces predestination.
[5:23:57 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IS VERY BAD/
[5:24:03 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IT MAKES IT WORSE!
[5:24:11 AM] Tune of Dwarves: THAT IS GOOD
[5:24:20 AM] CaptainMcClellan: [5:23 AM] Tune of Dwarves:

<<< IT KEEPS THE INSANITY IN CHECK
[5:24:31 AM] CaptainMcClellan: [5:24 AM] CaptainMcClellan:

<<< IT MAKES IT WORSE!
[5:24:43 AM] Tune of Dwarves: THERE
[5:25:13 AM] CaptainMcClellan: INSANITY, LIKE MAKO, SHOULD NEVER BE OVERDOSED.
[5:25:21 AM] CaptainMcClellan: OR IT MAKES US ALL TURN INTO CLOUD.
[5:25:32 AM] Tune of Dwarves: HEY IT IS ALWAYS GOOD FOR MORE OF BOTH
[5:25:55 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BUT THE CLOCK ROACHES THO!
[5:26:00 AM] Tune of Dwarves: And btw remember Mako test with cody
[5:26:11 AM] Tune of Dwarves: A\WOT IS A CLOCK ROACH
[5:26:15 AM] CaptainMcClellan: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ClockRoaches
[5:26:30 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NOW LEAVE ME ALONE TO LISTEN TO MY DEPRESSING SONG.
[5:26:36 AM] CaptainMcClellan: * turns emo *
[5:27:46 AM | Edited 5:28:09 AM] Tune of Dwarves: HEY IF YOU GO EMO AND JOIN FF A\TRADITIONS I AM DOING THE THING. SCREW THE ROACHES I'LL BRING BUG SPRAY "RAAAAIIIIIID"
[5:28:54 AM] CaptainMcClellan: * CHAD BROSEPH HUNTINGTON GROAN *
[5:28:58 AM] CaptainMcClellan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo
[5:29:03 AM] CaptainMcClellan: * Attacks with song *
[5:30:36 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I can just not click the damn link
[5:30:47 AM] Tune of Dwarves: and continue to listen Lacrimosa
[5:31:23 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Yea, cos Lacrimosa is better.
[5:31:36 AM] CaptainMcClellan: It's basically a song about what's gonna happen on Judgement Day.
[5:31:45 AM] CaptainMcClellan: My song's just about suicide in wartime.
[5:31:53 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Well, suicide in general, really.
[5:34:42 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Anyways
[5:34:49 AM] CaptainMcClellan: When you read and comprehend this article.
[5:34:57 AM] CaptainMcClellan: We'll talk about making time travel possible.
[5:35:04 AM] CaptainMcClellan: And the sort that we'll use.
[5:35:20 AM] CaptainMcClellan: http://www.xibalba.demon.co.uk/jbr/chrono.html#ante
[5:35:24 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Whole thing.
[5:35:27 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Oh and I KNEW YOU WOULD MAKE ME OUT TO BE THE BAD GUY
[5:35:45 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Cos you traveled into the future and saw it coming?
[5:35:47 AM] Tune of Dwarves: The people on the rtd are annoyed or rather smurf is
[5:36:02 AM] Tune of Dwarves: No I read the posts like a normal person
[5:36:18 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Precisely.
[5:36:36 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Time travel is irrelevant.
[5:37:41 AM] Tune of Dwarves: OH AND HEY what da heal does this article have to do with anything, remember this is a simulated outcome machine at best ((your rtd)) so there will be no real harm to yours, mine, or ANYONES time stream
[5:38:11 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THE PLOOOOOOTTTTTT
[5:38:23 AM] Tune of Dwarves: you would have more luck draining the Mako out the Earth than proving anything with that article
[5:39:09 AM] CaptainMcClellan:  CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
[5:39:16 AM] Tune of Dwarves: XD
[5:39:22 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NOW GO TO THE ROLL TO DODGE AND WAIT.
[5:39:23 AM] Tune of Dwarves: get to work on that Mako draining

So now I have to drain all the life force out of the planet. Should be fun.

[Tune of Dwarves]

Spoiler: Negotiating with Terrorists (click to show/hide)

[4:48:36 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO
[4:48:47 AM] Tune of Dwarves: GIVE HIM HIS OUTER SYSTEM STAR
[4:48:54 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AND GIVE ME MY TIME TRAVEL
[4:49:55 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Also becuase of reasons
[4:50:25 AM] *** Tune of Dwarves sent gFKwYpQ.jpg ***
[4:52:30 AM] CaptainMcClellan: There, happy?
[4:53:05 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO
[4:53:13 AM] Tune of Dwarves: [4:48 AM] Tune of Dwarves:

<<< GIVE HIM HIS OUTER SYSTEM STAR
[4:53:17 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NO
[4:53:18 AM] Tune of Dwarves: [4:49 AM] Tune of Dwarves:

<<< AND GIVE ME MY TIME TRAVEL
[4:53:20 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NO
[4:53:22 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YES
[4:53:33 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOU SAID WORLD ENDS = TIME TRAVEL FOR ME
[4:53:41 AM] CaptainMcClellan: The world's not ending!
[4:53:46 AM] Tune of Dwarves: METIOR
[4:53:51 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I CAST A SPELL
[4:53:55 AM] Tune of Dwarves: IN GENERA
[4:53:56 AM] Tune of Dwarves: L
[4:54:22 AM] CaptainMcClellan: juhynhb ujiekdnhjmu
[4:54:32 AM] CaptainMcClellan: That is what my forehead thinks of this.
[4:54:54 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AND YOU MASDE ME OUT TO BE THE BAD ONE BY NOT INCLUDING THE PART WHERE I SAID GIVE HIM THE STUFF AND GIVE ME STUFF TOO
[4:55:01 AM] Tune of Dwarves: SO
[4:55:42 AM] Tune of Dwarves: [4:46 AM] Tune of Dwarves:

<<< [4:44 AM] Tune of Dwarves:

<<< *sulks in corner for GM's unfair oppression*— Tune of Dwarves, Today 4:44 AM
[4:56:13 AM] CaptainMcClellan: HHHHGGGH.
[4:56:25 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BUT TIME TRAVEL THO!
[4:56:33 AM] Tune of Dwarves: WILL BE GREAT
[4:56:33 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IT'S BAD!
[4:56:35 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO
[4:56:38 AM] Tune of Dwarves: GOOD
[4:57:05 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BUT MY PLOT CONTINUITY!!!
[4:57:42 AM] Tune of Dwarves: IF I GET TIME TRAVEL IMA GO TO WHEN THE TIMELORDS STILL LIVED BEFORE THE WAR AND LIVE THERE DAMNIT
[4:57:52 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOU NO WORRY BOUT YOUR CONTINUITY
[4:58:05 AM] Tune of Dwarves: THEY HAVE RULES
[4:58:19 AM] CaptainMcClellan: AND THEN WITH THE THING!
[4:58:23 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THE TIME WAR
[4:58:28 AM] Tune of Dwarves: BEFORE
[4:58:30 AM] CaptainMcClellan: AND THE CORRUPTION!
[4:58:33 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AS IN LIKE 500 YRS
[4:58:36 AM] Tune of Dwarves: +
[4:58:46 AM] CaptainMcClellan: RASSILLION WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME!
[4:58:51 AM] CaptainMcClellan: AND WHAT ABOUT OMEGA!?
[4:58:54 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO CORRUPT NO WAR ONLY PEACE
[4:59:03 AM] Tune of Dwarves: HEY
[4:59:15 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NONE OF IT WAS BAD UNTILL THE WAR
[4:59:18 AM] Tune of Dwarves: SO SHUSH
[4:59:37 AM] CaptainMcClellan: [4:58 AM] CaptainMcClellan:

<<< AND WHAT ABOUT OMEGA!?
[4:59:43 AM] Tune of Dwarves: GOES BACK LIKE 700+ YRS BEFORE THE WAR
[4:59:49 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AND WHO GIVES A DAMN
[4:59:59 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BECAUSE!
[5:00:03 AM] CaptainMcClellan: RASSILION
[5:00:04 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BVAD
[5:00:10 AM] CaptainMcClellan: What about the Valeyard?
[5:00:45 AM] Tune of Dwarves: EVERYTHIN WILL BE FINE I HAVE SAFTEY MEASURES, I may be crazy but I'm not an idiot
[5:01:04 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BUT THE DICE ARE EVIL!
[5:01:13 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THEY WILL CORRUPT YOUR SECURITY MEASURES!
[5:01:16 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I DON CARE THE DICE CAN GO GOOF
[5:01:27 AM] CaptainMcClellan: XD
[5:01:41 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I WILL APPROACH THE DICE GOD AND SAY "YOU DONE GOOFED"
[5:01:49 AM] CaptainMcClellan: XD
[5:02:00 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THEN WE'LL HAVE AN *UNBEATABLE* BOSS!!!
[5:02:06 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU WANT!?
[5:02:11 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YES
[5:02:31 AM] Tune of Dwarves: THEN END OF WORLD THEN TIME TRAVEL IF BOSS=UNBEATABLE
[5:02:42 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BLLLLLAARGH.
[5:02:48 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I'll put a poll up
[5:02:55 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AGAIN WITH THIS
[5:02:56 AM] CaptainMcClellan: And we'll solve this democratically.
[5:02:58 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO
[5:03:07 AM] Tune of Dwarves: WE SOLVE THIS THROUGH DEBATE
[5:03:17 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AND POINTLESS BANTER
[5:03:25 AM] CaptainMcClellan: FINE
[5:03:30 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AND YELLING OF THE INTERNETS
[5:03:33 AM] CaptainMcClellan: JUST LIKE A PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION!
[5:03:38 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YES
[5:03:43 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I DON'R\T CARE
[5:03:49 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Gahahaha!
[5:03:55 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I AM RUSSIA.
[5:03:57 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I WIN.
[5:04:11 AM] Tune of Dwarves: no it don't work that way mate
[5:04:29 AM] CaptainMcClellan: ...
[5:04:38 AM] CaptainMcClellan: RUSSIA VERSUH AUSTRALIA!
[5:04:43 AM] CaptainMcClellan: MOVE OVER EQUIUS
[5:04:50 AM] CaptainMcClellan: WE'RE DOIN' THIS!
[5:05:03 AM] Tune of Dwarves: HEY NO SUBJECT CHANGING WE CAME HER TO YELL ABOUT TIME TRAVEL
[5:05:20 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Wait.
[5:05:27 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Why are we solving this like old guys?
[5:05:33 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I dunno
[5:05:40 AM] Tune of Dwarves: it funner
[5:05:44 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Tru.
[5:05:44 AM] Tune of Dwarves: i guess
[5:06:09 AM] Tune of Dwarves: TIME TRAVEL IS A GO
[5:06:13 AM] CaptainMcClellan: * sighs *
[5:06:19 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I'll put it up to a poll again.
[5:06:25 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO HEY
[5:06:27 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO
[5:06:32 AM] CaptainMcClellan: But I don't want to do soemthing like that without permission of the constituency.
[5:06:48 AM] Tune of Dwarves: PHPHTPTHPTHP THE WORLD WILL END SOON
[5:06:59 AM] Tune of Dwarves: DON'T SAY NO CAUSE IT WILL
[5:07:16 AM] CaptainMcClellan: You forget.
[5:07:22 AM] Tune of Dwarves: EVERY SINGLE TURN I CAN CAST A DIIFERENT SPELL UNTILL I GET GOOD ROLL
[5:07:25 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I still have to power of INTERVENTION.
[5:07:40 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOU HAVE LIMITED USES OF INTERVINTION FOR EACH PLAYER
[5:08:05 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I'LL USE THEM ALL.
[5:08:11 AM] CaptainMcClellan: AND KILL YOU IF THAT DOESN'T WORK.
[5:08:15 AM] Tune of Dwarves: THEN I WILL KEEP USING SPELLS
[5:08:42 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOU SAID IF I EVER USE A SPELL IT WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD
[5:09:09 AM] CaptainMcClellan: * sighs *
[5:09:14 AM] CaptainMcClellan: You're a terrorist.
[5:09:17 AM] CaptainMcClellan: You know that right?
[5:09:22 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Ohses
[5:09:25 AM] Tune of Dwarves: and no
[5:09:32 AM] CaptainMcClellan: A terrorist and a supervillain.
[5:09:34 AM] CaptainMcClellan: YES!
[5:09:51 AM] CaptainMcClellan: You're using threat of massacre to bully the government into doing soemthing.
[5:10:49 AM | Edited 5:11:15 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Is it possoble to be a terrorist if you are the leader of the country that you just wnat time travel in from a oppressive GM WHO IS THE REASON THE WORLD WOULD BE DESTROYED CAUSE HE SAID THAT A DARK MAGE COULD NEVER CAST A SPELL AGAIN OR THE WORLD WOULD GO BOOM
[5:12:05 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I DIDN'T DO THAT>
[5:12:07 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THE DICE DID.
[5:12:26 AM] Tune of Dwarves: BUT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO COMES UP WITH THE END RESULT OF A DICE ROLL
[5:12:41 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOU DID THIS TO US ALL
[5:12:51 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOU AND YOUR DAMN DICE GOD
[5:12:55 AM] CaptainMcClellan: HEY!
[5:12:58 AM] CaptainMcClellan: HE'S NOT MY GOD.
[5:13:19 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THE RNG IS FRIGGIN.
[5:13:31 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BUSTED AS POOP
[5:13:36 AM] Tune of Dwarves: WAIT
[5:13:40 AM] Tune of Dwarves: WOT THE HELL
[5:13:41 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Yea?
[5:13:47 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Wha?
[5:13:50 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I WAS MADE RULLER OF CHEESISTAN
[5:13:59 AM] CaptainMcClellan: The *KINGDOM*
[5:14:02 AM | Edited 5:14:18 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Of Cheesistan
[5:14:03 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I can just make Time Travel legal
[5:14:12 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Not the Republic.
[5:14:24 AM | Edited 5:14:35 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Well in the KINGDOM IT IS LEGAL
[5:14:41 AM] CaptainMcClellan: And how about this: If you legalize Time Travel.
[5:14:48 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I bring in three psycho clowns.
[5:14:55 AM] Tune of Dwarves: okay
[5:15:00 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I would be long gone
[5:15:16 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NOT IF THEY HAVE TIME TRAVEL TOO.
[5:15:27 AM] Tune of Dwarves: THEY WON'T KNOW WHERE I WENT
[5:15:33 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Pennyworth, Kefka, Joker! GO!
[5:15:41 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO KEFKA
[5:15:44 AM] Tune of Dwarves: FUCK THAT
[5:15:49 AM] CaptainMcClellan: FINE.
[5:16:00 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Pennyworth, GAMZEE, Joker!
[5:16:00 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I DON'T WANT A SUICIDAL COWARD CHASEN ME
[5:16:43 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Hey the law people would be awfully sore if you brung in these copywrighted characters
[5:16:56 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Meh.
[5:17:22 AM] Tune of Dwarves: And remember your job in Cheesistan, you get SOOOOOOOOOOO much paperwork
[5:17:29 AM] CaptainMcClellan: If I paint a clown's face on Slender, it counts as a parody, which is fair use.
[5:17:42 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I'll just have Slendy chase you.
[5:18:05 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I am friends with all the slenderman people
[5:18:10 AM] CaptainMcClellan: HOW?
[5:18:44 AM] Tune of Dwarves: DON'T SEEM SO SUPRISED IF I COULD BE-FRIEND GIG WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I NOT FRIEND WITH SLENDY
[5:19:10 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Plus I played a game of Slender and did not get attacked a single time
[5:19:17 AM] Tune of Dwarves: got all the pages to
[5:19:51 AM] CaptainMcClellan: TEA MY DEAR WHATSIT
[5:19:56 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IS A MAGICAL SUBSTANCE.
[5:20:06 AM] Tune of Dwarves: XD WOT
[5:20:25 AM] CaptainMcClellan: [5:18 AM] Tune of Dwarves:

<<< IF I COULD BE-FRIEND GIG
[5:20:26 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO SUBJECT CHANGE
[5:20:34 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NOT A SUBJECT CHANGE.
[5:21:15 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I THOUGHT YOU TRIED TO TURN THIS INTO SHERLLOCK WITH THE TEA AND THOUGHT YOU MEANT WATSON WHEN YOU SAID WHATSIT
[5:21:25 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NO!
[5:21:33 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IT'S ACTUALLY A DOUBLE REFERENCE.
[5:21:45 AM] CaptainMcClellan: EVER READ "A WRINKLE IN TIME"!?
[5:21:52 AM] Tune of Dwarves: nop
[5:21:55 AM] Tune of Dwarves: nope*
[5:22:00 AM] CaptainMcClellan: YOU SHOULD.
[5:22:04 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IT'S GOOD.
[5:22:17 AM] Tune of Dwarves: GIVE ME THE TIME TRAVEL THEN
[5:22:36 AM] CaptainMcClellan: HHHHHHRAHHHH
[5:22:47 AM] CaptainMcClellan: YOU HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED EARTHBOUND YET.
[5:22:49 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Besides.
[5:22:56 AM] Tune of Dwarves: THAT WAS NOT THE DEAL
[5:22:58 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Time travel means paradocies.
[5:23:02 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NEVER EVEN WAS IN IT
[5:23:12 AM] Tune of Dwarves: PARADOX IS GOOD
[5:23:22 AM] Tune of Dwarves: IT KEEPS SHIT IN CHECK SO THERE
[5:23:39 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IT DOES *NOT*
[5:23:53 AM | Edited 5:24:40 AM] Tune of Dwarves: IT KEEPS THE INSANITY IN OVERDRIVE
[5:23:54 AM] CaptainMcClellan: It turns all of life into a Groundhog's day loop and forces predestination.
[5:23:57 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IS VERY BAD/
[5:24:03 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IT MAKES IT WORSE!
[5:24:11 AM] Tune of Dwarves: THAT IS GOOD
[5:24:20 AM] CaptainMcClellan: [5:23 AM] Tune of Dwarves:

<<< IT KEEPS THE INSANITY IN CHECK
[5:24:31 AM] CaptainMcClellan: [5:24 AM] CaptainMcClellan:

<<< IT MAKES IT WORSE!
[5:24:43 AM] Tune of Dwarves: THERE
[5:25:13 AM] CaptainMcClellan: INSANITY, LIKE MAKO, SHOULD NEVER BE OVERDOSED.
[5:25:21 AM] CaptainMcClellan: OR IT MAKES US ALL TURN INTO CLOUD.
[5:25:32 AM] Tune of Dwarves: HEY IT IS ALWAYS GOOD FOR MORE OF BOTH
[5:25:55 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BUT THE CLOCK ROACHES THO!
[5:26:00 AM] Tune of Dwarves: And btw remember Mako test with cody
[5:26:11 AM] Tune of Dwarves: A\WOT IS A CLOCK ROACH
[5:26:15 AM] CaptainMcClellan: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ClockRoaches
[5:26:30 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NOW LEAVE ME ALONE TO LISTEN TO MY DEPRESSING SONG.
[5:26:36 AM] CaptainMcClellan: * turns emo *
[5:27:46 AM | Edited 5:28:09 AM] Tune of Dwarves: HEY IF YOU GO EMO AND JOIN FF A\TRADITIONS I AM DOING THE THING. SCREW THE ROACHES I'LL BRING BUG SPRAY "RAAAAIIIIIID"
[5:28:54 AM] CaptainMcClellan: * CHAD BROSEPH HUNTINGTON GROAN *
[5:28:58 AM] CaptainMcClellan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo
[5:29:03 AM] CaptainMcClellan: * Attacks with song *
[5:30:36 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I can just not click the damn link
[5:30:47 AM] Tune of Dwarves: and continue to listen Lacrimosa
[5:31:23 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Yea, cos Lacrimosa is better.
[5:31:36 AM] CaptainMcClellan: It's basically a song about what's gonna happen on Judgement Day.
[5:31:45 AM] CaptainMcClellan: My song's just about suicide in wartime.
[5:31:53 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Well, suicide in general, really.
[5:34:42 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Anyways
[5:34:49 AM] CaptainMcClellan: When you read and comprehend this article.
[5:34:57 AM] CaptainMcClellan: We'll talk about making time travel possible.
[5:35:04 AM] CaptainMcClellan: And the sort that we'll use.
[5:35:20 AM] CaptainMcClellan: http://www.xibalba.demon.co.uk/jbr/chrono.html#ante
[5:35:24 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Whole thing.
[5:35:27 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Oh and I KNEW YOU WOULD MAKE ME OUT TO BE THE BAD GUY
[5:35:45 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Cos you traveled into the future and saw it coming?
[5:35:47 AM] Tune of Dwarves: The people on the rtd are annoyed or rather smurf is
[5:36:02 AM] Tune of Dwarves: No I read the posts like a normal person
[5:36:18 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Precisely.
[5:36:36 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Time travel is irrelevant.
[5:37:41 AM] Tune of Dwarves: OH AND HEY what da heal does this article have to do with anything, remember this is a simulated outcome machine at best ((your rtd)) so there will be no real harm to yours, mine, or ANYONES time stream
[5:38:11 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THE PLOOOOOOTTTTTT
[5:38:23 AM] Tune of Dwarves: you would have more luck draining the Mako out the Earth than proving anything with that article
[5:39:09 AM] CaptainMcClellan:  CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
[5:39:16 AM] Tune of Dwarves: XD
[5:39:22 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NOW GO TO THE ROLL TO DODGE AND WAIT.
[5:39:23 AM] Tune of Dwarves: get to work on that Mako draining

So now I have to drain all the life force out of the planet. Should be fun.

Not a terrorist

[smurfingtonthethird]

((He won't let me do anything that seems remotely like TARDIS traveling, alternate Dimensions included))

((I can do that stuff, then again, I am a god.))