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Should I reboot Cheesistan Gaiden.

Yes. How can I help?
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No.
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Only under somebody else's GM'ing.
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Tune of Dwarves

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Re: Cheesistan: ALL THE FUN OF A REAL-LIFE DND GAME, NONE OF THE RULES.
« Reply #1320 on: May 13, 2014, 08:52:57 pm »

Tune: Shrink the darn dragon back to normal horse size

Walter: help Tune shrink dragon
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Re: Cheesistan: ALL THE FUN OF A REAL-LIFE DND GAME, NONE OF THE RULES.
« Reply #1321 on: May 14, 2014, 07:34:24 am »

Ask how the shadow beasts reproduce if they won't touch, and why they were grabbing us in the labyrinth.

Equip the Mystic Knight class.
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« Reply #1322 on: May 14, 2014, 01:26:19 pm »

Fix all the space elevators.

Destroy all ghost catching gear on the planet by turning it into bread.

[7] You repair all the space elevators.
[5] You turn all the ghost-catching gear on this hemisphere into bread. (( Careful, I believe this is the third time you've used that command. Once more and the spam penalties begin. ))
No-one's dead or severely injured, right?

Let everything resolve itself. Cure Wallace of his obvious mental disorders.

Ask the Martians if the current colonists can stay. If not, we'd have to spend a lot of money moving everything.

Not yet... hopefully it'll remain that way.
[5]The two guards end up fighting it out, they take it out into the hallway. Wallace will take years of psychotherapy to fix all of his mental issues, moreso since you started messing with him. He doesn't know how to cope with all these new feelings. You offer your couch, and he sits upon it and begins telling you his life story. (( Which you are responsible for making up. Make it a good one, but preferably only give the summary here. The wiki is a good place to tell it all if the mood strikes you to do so. ))
[1]No. The Martians want Mars to themselves. They say it was your fault for spending the money invading another planet in the first place, instead of spending it improving your own, like the Martians do. You ask what improvements they've made, and they scoff at you.
NOW GET THE SCYTHERS AND PREPARE FOR WAR
[7] You amass your army of Scythers!

((Well OK never mind those commands ignore them.))
Me: Connect mini-me's shadow to my body.
Mini-me: Continue to build temple.
[6]Congratulations! You now are symbiotically attached to your mini-me! ( It's a good thing. )
[1]You don't understand why you're building the temple in the first place, so you don't do it!
Tune: Shrink the darn dragon back to normal horse size

Walter: help Tune shrink dragon
[5]Yay! He's now about double the size of a race horse! ( Please, please leave it alone before you mess something up and make him like the size of a planet or something. The dice are being kind this turn, just take it. )
[1]Your magical sword is still being uncooperative. You don't care highly as you think giant dragons are pretty awesome.
Ask how the shadow beasts reproduce if they won't touch, and why they were grabbing us in the labyrinth.

Equip the Mystic Knight class.
[2] Amethyst-eyes: "Reproduce?" * he puzzles over the question *
[8] Yeah! You equip the Mystic Knight class.

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CaptainMcClellan: Take some pain meds
Maria: follow the guy and start applying for citizenship.
Giegue: Same.
[5]I take a double-dose of ibuprofen. It'll kick in sometime next turn.
[6]The Immigrations guy takes a photo of you for your ID and hands you a stack of forms.
[3]The Immigrations guy explains that he's not sure what to do in your case as he's never had a space alien apply for citizenship before. He says he is going to contact his superior and then doesn't come back for over half-an-hour. You lie down in a corner, you've had an exhausting day.

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Re: Cheesistan: ALL THE FUN OF A REAL-LIFE DND GAME, NONE OF THE RULES.
« Reply #1323 on: May 14, 2014, 01:30:35 pm »

Turn the remaining ghost busting gear into delicious roman noodles in chicken broth!

Space Stations! Confusing geometrics that only a mad god could understand!
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Re: Cheesistan: ALL THE FUN OF A REAL-LIFE DND GAME, NONE OF THE RULES.
« Reply #1324 on: May 14, 2014, 01:32:47 pm »

"How do you make baby shadow beasts?!"

Find a sword.
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Re: Cheesistan: ALL THE FUN OF A REAL-LIFE DND GAME, NONE OF THE RULES.
« Reply #1325 on: May 14, 2014, 01:39:58 pm »

Space Stations! Confusing geometrics that only a mad god could understand![/b]
(( !!DISCLAIMER!! GAG ROLL, DOESN'T COUNT. ))
[8] Don't you know we're all mad here? I'm mad, you're mad, we're all mad!

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Re: Cheesistan: ALL THE FUN OF A REAL-LIFE DND GAME, NONE OF THE RULES.
« Reply #1326 on: May 14, 2014, 02:34:40 pm »

Getting real tired of your shit, Martians. Well, if you can't join em, beat em.

Find out what level of technology Martians have.

Achieve new levels of power.


I claim brown for Wallace!

It all started pretty recently. I lived in a back country town, and I helped my parents on their ranch. One day though, a girl from school asked me out. Felt like the greatest moment of my life. Until several other girls asked me out at once too.

Then it started getting worse. There was like a hundred of them, and they started getting more terrible, so I decided to play the oblvious card. This was a terrible, terrible idea. Then they got a bit, erm, rapey, and that's when you teleported me here and gave me those two.
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Re: Cheesistan: ALL THE FUN OF A REAL-LIFE DND GAME, NONE OF THE RULES.
« Reply #1327 on: May 14, 2014, 02:40:39 pm »

NOW START FORTIFYING AGAINST THE POSSIBLE HOMESTUCK THREAT
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« Reply #1328 on: May 14, 2014, 02:46:09 pm »

Shrink the dragon to MINI-HORSE size ((I don't care GM I don't care Dice god))

REVERSE SQUIGGLY
((it must happen))
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Re: Cheesistan: ALL THE FUN OF A REAL-LIFE DND GAME, NONE OF THE RULES.
« Reply #1329 on: May 14, 2014, 02:47:07 pm »

LINE BLOCK!
REVERSE L-BLOCK!
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« Reply #1330 on: May 14, 2014, 02:52:35 pm »

Shrink the dragon to MINI-HORSE size ((I don't care GM I don't care Dice god))

REVERSE SQUIGGLY
((it must happen))

LINE BLOCK!
REVERSE L-BLOCK!

((Guys! It's not supposed to happen until the fourth boss!!! We were supposed to fight Japhet and Morgan Mays first. But whatever, if you really, really want to bring in that boss already, then let's do it! ))

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Re: Cheesistan: ALL THE FUN OF A REAL-LIFE DND GAME, NONE OF THE RULES.
« Reply #1331 on: May 14, 2014, 02:54:51 pm »

Me: Build temple.
Mini-me: Watch Prophet.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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« Reply #1332 on: May 14, 2014, 03:12:24 pm »

(( Have you guys ever watched an 80's music video and wondered "WHAT THE HECK DOES THIS VIDEO HAVE TO DO WITH THE LYRICS!? ))

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« Reply #1333 on: May 14, 2014, 03:14:27 pm »

((Yesh, that has happened to me before.))
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Re: Cheesistan: ALL THE FUN OF A REAL-LIFE DND GAME, NONE OF THE RULES.
« Reply #1334 on: May 14, 2014, 03:17:00 pm »

(( Have you guys ever watched an 80's music video and wondered "WHAT THE HECK DOES THIS VIDEO HAVE TO DO WITH THE LYRICS!? ))
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