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Should I reboot Cheesistan Gaiden.

Yes. How can I help?
- 7 (58.3%)
No.
- 4 (33.3%)
Only under somebody else's GM'ing.
- 1 (8.3%)

Total Members Voted: 11


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Lyeos

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Re: Cheesistan: ALL THE FUN OF A REAL-LIFE DND GAME, NONE OF THE RULES.
« Reply #1305 on: May 13, 2014, 04:17:13 pm »

Fake sadness in order to make the shadow beasts feel guilty.

Pray to become a white mage.

Why are you all trying to become white and black mages? What about red mages? And blue mages? And green mages?
((Fine! I'll change it!  >:())
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Re: Cheesistan: ALL THE FUN OF A REAL-LIFE DND GAME, NONE OF THE RULES.
« Reply #1306 on: May 13, 2014, 04:18:54 pm »

((I'm technically an Alchemist.))
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Re: Cheesistan: ALL THE FUN OF A REAL-LIFE DND GAME, NONE OF THE RULES.
« Reply #1307 on: May 13, 2014, 04:23:03 pm »

Become shadow mage. ((Happy?)) ((Ignore the dark mage action.)) ((I'll take the shadow beasts/being if you don't want them Lyeos.))
« Last Edit: May 13, 2014, 04:25:41 pm by Prophet »
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Cheesistan: ALL THE FUN OF A REAL-LIFE DND GAME, NONE OF THE RULES.
« Reply #1308 on: May 13, 2014, 04:26:31 pm »

((I'll take the shadow beasts/being if you don't want them Lyeos.))
((I'm trying to help them.))
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Re: Cheesistan: ALL THE FUN OF A REAL-LIFE DND GAME, NONE OF THE RULES.
« Reply #1309 on: May 13, 2014, 04:27:58 pm »

((Ok but my offer still stands if you get tired of them.))
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Cheesistan: ALL THE FUN OF A REAL-LIFE DND GAME, NONE OF THE RULES.
« Reply #1310 on: May 13, 2014, 04:45:25 pm »

FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS, PREPARE IN-CASE THE HOMESTUCK SUPPORTERS WIN THE VOTE WITHOUT HOMESTUCK BEING GM RAGE OUTLET 
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Re: Cheesistan: ALL THE FUN OF A REAL-LIFE DND GAME, NONE OF THE RULES.
« Reply #1311 on: May 13, 2014, 04:47:29 pm »

((stupid rival turned evil plot))

Find out if shooting was accident. If it was, steal superpowers and make them apologize. If it wasn't, let the problem resolve itself, but threaten to butcher them if anyone dies.

Ask the Martians if they want a colony on Earth to compensate.
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Re: Cheesistan: ALL THE FUN OF A REAL-LIFE DND GAME, NONE OF THE RULES.
« Reply #1312 on: May 13, 2014, 06:26:20 pm »

W-What is this?
Import save from previous life. LV.30 Cleric.
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Re: Cheesistan: ALL THE FUN OF A REAL-LIFE DND GAME, NONE OF THE RULES.
« Reply #1313 on: May 13, 2014, 07:37:40 pm »

Fix all the space elevators.

Destroy all ghost catching gear on the planet by turning it into bread.

[5]You start repairing them.
[2]You can't do that! At best, that's a localized power.
Use cloning technology to create a child me. ((So that i have a heir just In case I die.))
Become a dark mage.

((Pretty sure I saw someone become or attempt to become a light mage earlier.))

((Bay12's purity hahahahahaha. What purity?))
[4]The cloning machine gets confused and makes a midget you.
  • Cancelled action.
Tune: Make extra precautions to ensure that the dragon stays the hell away

Walter: Shrink the dragon back to it's original horse size
[6]You spray "Drag-B-Gone" 95% effective on repelling dragons and cross-dressers.
[1]The tip of your giant swords sparks and goes "ppft" "Sorry kid."
Fake sadness in order to make the shadow beasts feel guilty.

Pray to become a Mystic Knight that can enchant my weapons.
[3]They don't care. To them sadness is similar enough to shame that it's the appropriate emotion for you to be feeling right now.
[4]You unlock the Mystic Knight class. You must still equip it.
Become shadow mage. ((Happy?)) ((Ignore the dark mage action.)) ((I'll take the shadow beasts/being if you don't want them Lyeos.))
[6]Your shadow becomes a neat little cloak and hood. You are a shadow mage!
FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS, PREPARE IN-CASE THE HOMESTUCK SUPPORTERS WIN THE VOTE WITHOUT HOMESTUCK BEING GM RAGE OUTLET 
[6] You prep yourself for the horrible invasion from the horrible-verse. You buy a bunch of alleged "trollbane" supposed to keep all forms of troll away.
(( It's gonna be so no matter what the vote, so long as there are more people that say some variant of "yes"))

((stupid rival turned evil plot))

Find out if shooting was accident. If it was, steal superpowers and make them apologize. If it wasn't, let the problem resolve itself, but threaten to butcher them if anyone dies.

Ask the Martians if they want a colony on Earth to compensate.

[6]The shooting was "sort of" an accident, you "sort of" let him get blasted by a potato beam.
[1]The Martians don't want a colony on Earth. They may not even be able to survive due to the different gravity and such.
W-What is this?
Import save from previous life. LV.30 Cleric.
[3]"It is what it is"
[2]No save-scumming for you! You're already like a Lvl 9 Cleric with Jaguar features. That's plenty good enough.
Quote from: ME!
CaptainMcClellan: Take a break

Maria: Wait in line.

Giegue:Wait too.
[5]I lean back in my chair and start making paper airplanes, flying them into the trash.
[8]You wait patiently. You get right up to the glass and they flip the sign. "Sorry ma'am, we're closed."
[3]You're not so patient and threaten to blast the guy if he doesn't help you. He flips the sign back over, "What can I help you with ma'am?"

Maria: "What papers do we need to fill out to become citizens?"

Immigrations: "What... both of you?"

Giegue: "YES BOTH OF US! PAPERS! NOW!"

Immigrations: "Yes... yes... uh, sir?"

Giegue: "Sir. Yes. Papers."

Immigrations: "Right this way... " * gestures *

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Re: Cheesistan: ALL THE FUN OF A REAL-LIFE DND GAME, NONE OF THE RULES.
« Reply #1314 on: May 13, 2014, 07:43:21 pm »

Fix all the space elevators.

Destroy all ghost catching gear on the planet by turning it into bread.
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Re: Cheesistan: ALL THE FUN OF A REAL-LIFE DND GAME, NONE OF THE RULES.
« Reply #1315 on: May 13, 2014, 07:46:32 pm »

No-one's dead or severely injured, right?

Let everything resolve itself. Cure Wallace of his obvious mental disorders.

Ask the Martians if the current colonists can stay. If not, we'd have to spend a lot of money moving everything.
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Re: Cheesistan: ALL THE FUN OF A REAL-LIFE DND GAME, NONE OF THE RULES.
« Reply #1316 on: May 13, 2014, 07:53:00 pm »

NOW GET THE SCYTHERS AND PREPARE FOR WAR
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Re: Cheesistan: ALL THE FUN OF A REAL-LIFE DND GAME, NONE OF THE RULES.
« Reply #1317 on: May 13, 2014, 08:26:21 pm »

Absorb midget me's shadow.
Kill midget me.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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« Reply #1318 on: May 13, 2014, 08:30:09 pm »

Absorb midget me's shadow.
Kill midget me.

(( Aww... You missed the perfect opportunity to have a Mini-Me! ))

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« Reply #1319 on: May 13, 2014, 08:32:03 pm »

((Well OK never mind those commands ignore them.))
Me: Connect mini-me's shadow to my body.
Mini-me: Continue to build temple.
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