Turn the remaining ghost busting gear into delicious roman noodles in chicken broth!
Space Stations! Confusing geometrics that only a mad god could understand!
[6] Roman noodles go! * an ancient Italian woman pops out of nowhere and begins cooking the ghost-gear into noodles *
[7]
Madness ensues..."How do you make baby shadow beasts?!"
Find a sword.
Amethyst-eyes: "We don't. Why do you think there are so few of us?"
Hazel-eyes: "We don't have bodies anymore..."
Amethyst-eyes: "You were basically touching our souls you filthy, perverted thing!"
[4]It's stuck in a rock.
Getting real tired of your shit, Martians. Well, if you can't join em, beat em.
Find out what level of technology Martians have.
Achieve new levels of power.
I claim brown for Wallace!
It all started pretty recently. I lived in a back country town, and I helped my parents on their ranch. One day though, a girl from school asked me out. Felt like the greatest moment of my life. Until several other girls asked me out at once too.
Then it started getting worse. There was like a hundred of them, and they started getting more terrible, so I decided to play the oblvious card. This was a terrible, terrible idea. Then they got a bit, erm, rapey, and that's when you teleported me here and gave me those two.
[4]You only find out superficial details, the Martians keep all their good technology secret.
[7]You absorb the life-force of sixty-billion bacteria. You gain a whole new level of potato power. You also continue to listen to Wallace's story.
NOW START FORTIFYING AGAINST THE POSSIBLE HOMESTUCK THREAT
[3]Scythers and Scizors do not have the best of building skills, what with the lack of opposable thumbs and all.
Shrink the dragon to MINI-HORSE size ((I don't care GM I don't care Dice god))
REVERSE SQUIGGLY
((it must happen))
[5] You shrink him.
[6] A voice calls from the depths "REVERSE SQUIGGLY", and all of a sudden a giant tetromino begins falling from the sky in the eponymous green shape of the reverse squiggly.
LINE BLOCK!
REVERSE L-BLOCK!
[5] "LINE BLOCK" And here comes a line block.
[5] "REVERSE L-BLOCK" And down it goes into the city streets, nearly crushing all the innocent by-standers.
Me: Build temple.
Mini-me: Watch Prophet.
[7]You complete your temple once more.
[3]Nah. ADD ensues.
CaptainMcClellan: Look out the window, staring pensively at the city.
Maria: Fill out paperwork.
Giegue: Find out what's taking the guy so long.
[1] Your office doesn't have windows, you're not important enough for an office with windows.
[7] You complete the paperwork for yourself and begin filling out Giegue's paperwork.
[1] The walls are lined with a lead-tin alloy for some reason. You telepathic mind-reading fails. This annoys the crap out of you, but you just give up and continue to lie down on the floor like moving isn't worth it. ( Because, right now it's not. )
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