Make space stations, lots of them.
Make spaceships, lots of them.
[3]No, learn sequence of events.
[8]You build them too quickly, 1/3 blow up killing their passengers, you are dragged in to be investigated for gross criminal negligence and manslaughter.
Hug both the amethyst eyed one and the hazel eyed one.
Begin asking people to join my cult, explaining that if they do so, a single member of a race of shadow beings will end up taking over each of their bodies, because I said so.
"The Church of Ghost Overlord Lyeos is now open!"
[8]Much hugs are given. Too bad the entire damn species has a "No touching rule". Tremendous headaches ensue for you.
[2]You get like... two converts, and the shadow beasts refuse to enter their bodies.
Continue building Trapisti temple.
Convert more people to my cult.
[3]Construction problems ensue, but you keep powering on.
[2]Too busy building the temple. Besides that, Trapism is falling out of favour. [0,0] Cancelled actions.
Plead to Prophet to stop any trapifying and or building of Trapisti anything.
Have a round of drinks with Prophet.
[4]Your plea falls on deaf ears, "But I must," he insists.
[3]You need some money first. You should go get a job. Like the one that I have.
Refuse plead but still have drink with him.
Offer my friendship to Ckisocoa.
((Ignore the action I made earlier do this.))
[3]He's trying to find money to pay for said drinks right now.
[2]Ckisocoa can't get over the trapping thing. He'll be your friend if you stop.
Continue Martian-Human peace talks. Set up Martian Embassy in the Potato Palace.
Engage in shenanigans trying to hook the bodyguards up with Wallace separately, without telling either I'm helping both of them.
*maniacal giggling*
[3] The dice damn your efforts to awkwardness and strained relations.
[8] The fall-out is as advertized with a cat-fight ensuing between them. You jiggle with potato-y mirth, but wait! He's got a gun! OH SHIT! SHIT JUST GOT REAL! Ok. So now you have one of the bodyguards bleeding to death and the other is panicking. What do you do?
FINISH EVOLVING
((also, did you know derm is on the spacebattles forums???)
[6] Dun-nuh-nuh-nuh! Your poketwo has evolved into Scizor!
Tune: figure out how to be able to pass the barrier Ckis made over the other 2
Tune: If could not figure anything out ask Ckis for help getting through
[8] Retcon: You use stolen relics to mask your darkness. You thieving monster!
Practice CSGO.
[4] You're getting better! Not much, but better!
give potion to dragon to make it four times the size it is now
shot my long bow as far as it will go and measure it
[8] You said forty times right? Right? No? Oops...
[1] Your long bow breaks.
CaptainMcClellan: File papers, stamp things, be a bureaucrat
Maria: "Giegue... We really need to go see about applying for citizenship."
Maria: Roll to see if he's done sulking yet.
[8]
[WORKLOAD INTENSIFIES!][7] He sighs and nods. You both follow the signs to the immigrations office and wait in a long line.
It's official: the dice hate us all.