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[poketwo]

EVOLVE TO SCIZOR

[CaptainMcClellan]

Start my own cult, for reasons.

Begin fixing the gender and trap issues.

[5] You begin a cult! [beat] [deadpan] Yay.
[4] You start to correct the gender and trap issues. Roll d100 to view progress, minus half: [20/2]
Good job! 10% de-trapped and regendered.

Fine. Do something useful.

[5]You start setting up a server system for the Cheesistani gov't.

Make completely unrelated space elevators.

Finish the unfinished space elevators.

[6]Soon you will make so many space elevators the whole country is covered in them.
[3]You get side-tracked by making new space elevators.

Tune: get to next level of P.K Thunder

Tune: check on progress of cleaning to see if anyone will get hit with smite stick.

[8] PK THUNDER! * the Citadel is struck with lightning and you lose power *
[8] EVERYONE GETS HIT WITH THE SMITE STICK! Nah, just kidding.

summon a powerful bronze dragon like one bellow to be my pet and to fight for me when needed and that i can ride

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[5]It's about the size of a horse, but hey, that could actually work in your favour.

Found Trapistan as theocracy with me as its leader.
Claim the temple grounds and the land around it for Trapistan.

[4] Mmm.
[3] But that's Cheesistani territory. Claiming it could be considered an act of war.

Praise the sun in an attempt to please it and make holy water.
Attempt to make Blue Magica Barrier.

[AUTO] Tell me what's holy about a giant flaming ball of gas?
[8] You raise a Blue Magica Barrier that cannot be crossed by anyone with evil intent or dark attributes.

More trap conversion!


Continue conversation.

"Alright then Wallace, I'm actually an alien with an obscene collection of technology so powerful that I am basically a god. ((same difference lol))  Now, since you're being unresponsive, I'll just teleport you to some random backcountry, and you can live there with your bodyguards, unless you say otherwise."

[7] Roll d100 for progress, *2 for bonus. [100*2] YOU FIX 200% of the people! WELL DONE.
[6] He says that's perfectly agreeable. He decides to live in your palace.

EVOLVE TO SCIZOR

[7] * pokemon evolution music plays *

CaptainMcClellan: Unlock door.

Maria: See if Giegue is through sulking.

[6]You unlock the door!
[3]No, he's a really sulk-heavy sorta guy.

[~Neri]

Make space stations, lots of them.

Make spaceships, lots of them.

[Lyeos]

Hug both the amethyst eyed one and the hazel eyed one.

Begin asking people to join my cult, explaining that if they do so, a single member of a race of shadow beings will end up taking over each of their bodies, because I said so.

"The Church of Ghost Overlord Lyeos is now open!"

[Prophet]

Continue building Trapisti temple.
Convert more people to my cult.

[ckisocoa]

Plead to Prophet to stop any trapifying and or building of Trapisti anything.
Have a round of drinks with Prophet.

[Prophet]

Refuse plead but still have drink with him.
Offer my friendship to Ckisocoa.

((Ignore the action I made earlier do this.))

[~Neri]

((Just realized, wouldn't 200% fixed mean they got fixed and then turned back again?))

[WillowLuman]

((Just realized, wouldn't 200% fixed mean they got fixed and then turned back again?))

(or it could mean that the population suddenly doubled just so more people could be fixed).

[CaptainMcClellan]

((Just realized, wouldn't 200% fixed mean they got fixed and then turned back again?))

(( No that's not how percentages work! ))

((Just realized, wouldn't 200% fixed mean they got fixed and then turned back again?))

(or it could mean that the population suddenly doubled just so more people could be fixed).

(( I like your idea. The Jarl of Stringcheese's body is revived by the Potatolaird as a result. ))

[WillowLuman]

(Nah, I wish to remain all spirity for now. Can't think of anything to do at the moment and I really ought to be doing things outside this thread ATM.)

[CaptainMcClellan]

(Nah, I wish to remain all spirity for now. Can't think of anything to do at the moment and I really ought to be doing things outside this thread ATM.)

(( Alright. ))

[smurfingtonthethird]

Continue Martian-Human peace talks. Set up Martian Embassy in the Potato Palace.
 
Engage in shenanigans trying to hook the bodyguards up with Wallace separately, without telling either I'm helping both of them.

*maniacal giggling*

[poketwo]

FINISH EVOLVING

((also, did you know derm is on the spacebattles forums???)

[Prophet]

((So what does everyone think of the wiki I did the trap pages and I wanted to know what everyone thought about them.))