Start my own cult, for reasons.
Begin fixing the gender and trap issues.
[5] You begin a cult! [beat] [deadpan] Yay.
[4] You start to correct the gender and trap issues. Roll d100 to view progress, minus half: [20/2]
Good job! 10% de-trapped and regendered.
Fine. Do something useful.
[5]You start setting up a server system for the Cheesistani gov't.
Make completely unrelated space elevators.
Finish the unfinished space elevators.
[6]Soon you will make so many space elevators the whole country is covered in them.
[3]You get side-tracked by making new space elevators.
Tune: get to next level of P.K Thunder
Tune: check on progress of cleaning to see if anyone will get hit with smite stick.
[8] PK THUNDER! * the Citadel is struck with lightning and you lose power *
[8] EVERYONE GETS HIT WITH THE SMITE STICK! Nah, just kidding.
summon a powerful bronze dragon like one bellow to be my pet and to fight for me when needed and that i can ride
[5]It's about the size of a horse, but hey, that could actually work in your favour.
Found Trapistan as theocracy with me as its leader.
Claim the temple grounds and the land around it for Trapistan.
[4] Mmm.
[3] But that's Cheesistani territory. Claiming it could be considered an act of war.
Praise the sun in an attempt to please it and make holy water.
Attempt to make Blue Magica Barrier.
[AUTO] Tell me what's holy about a giant flaming ball of gas?
[8] You raise a Blue Magica Barrier that cannot be crossed by anyone with evil intent or dark attributes.
More trap conversion!
Continue conversation.
"Alright then Wallace, I'm actually an alien with an obscene collection of technology so powerful that I am basically a god. ((same difference lol)) Now, since you're being unresponsive, I'll just teleport you to some random backcountry, and you can live there with your bodyguards, unless you say otherwise."
[7] Roll d100 for progress, *2 for bonus. [100*2] YOU FIX 200% of the people! WELL DONE.
[6] He says that's perfectly agreeable. He decides to live in your palace.
EVOLVE TO SCIZOR
[7] * pokemon evolution music plays *
CaptainMcClellan: Unlock door.
Maria: See if Giegue is through sulking.
[6]You unlock the door!
[3]No, he's a really sulk-heavy sorta guy.