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Total Members Voted: 12

[HmH]

"Stop cowering, ye filthy bilge rats, it's time to do battle! One of our kind is avastly outnumbered and in need of our help! ChARRge!"

Shower me mateys with enough pirate speak to turn their teeth gold and make earrings grow from their ears.
Rush into the bar and try to break Johnny's neck in a straight Toughness-vs-Toughness contest.

((Hey, scapheap, since we're going for maximum awesomeness here, do you think you could integrate gun kata into your drunken mastery? That gun of yours isn't going to shoot itself, after all. Your best target would be Da Bear: he's got the highest damage-dealing skill in this situation.))

[Yourmaster]

wait

[TopHat]

Sneak into the bar area in all of this confusion, get close to a Killa looking the other way and smash their head in from behind.

[jetex1911]

Bust a cap in Anaconda's noggin'.

"OH NO YOU AIN'T!"

[scapheap]

Like single snowflake is nothing, a tiny bee is something something

Lots of punches at Twoface's face!

[HmH]

((SaberToothTiger is the only one left.))

[HmH]

((SaberToothTiger seems to be missing since the 8th; as the tradition dictates, I, being a fellow player, take it upon myself to determine his action. In the interest of doing things fairly, I chose an action from the set of the most tactically beneficial options available, randomizing it to account for the fact that ordinary people don't calculate odds to determine the best course of action.))

Spoiler: Rolls (click to show/hide)

Do what?
1) Attack
2) Swag The Environment Into My Favor
Roll: 1) Attack

Attack with?
1) Ice Pick
2) Molotov
Roll: 1) Ice Pick

Attack whom?
1) Anaconda
2) Harry Nickelback
3) Eric Clearwater
Roll: 3) Eric Clearwater

Result:
Steamy Stan: attack Eric Clearwater with an ice pick.

((Sorry, TopHat. If it's any consolation, I'd prefer to have him attack me, since that action would be less likely to lower our team's damage output.))

[TamerVirus]

((I'll accept it if nobody has any complaints))

[darkpaladin109]

((Nope, no complaints on my end.))

[TopHat]

((no objections from me))

[SaberToothTiger]

Pull out my lighter and wave my equipment in front of my comrades in arms. Shout with all my power " Git tha fook outta hier, ya drunken wretch!" and stab him in the back with my icepick.

[HmH]

Four circadian cycles of absent activity detected, obligatory sesquipedalian thread revival imminent.

Bump!

[SaberToothTiger]

BTW, sorry for not posting lately, but I have unplanned problems with my internet.

[HmH]

That is not dead which always can be bumped.
(11 days without a turn.)

[SaberToothTiger]

Let's all go Conroy Bumpus on this thread!