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Where should the next battle be?

Junkyard
- 4 (33.3%)
Fast food joint
- 2 (16.7%)
Bar
- 5 (41.7%)
Club
- 1 (8.3%)
Warehouse
- 0 (0%)

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Author Topic: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 5: OUTTA THERE!  (Read 20620 times)

HmH

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 2: WA-DA!
« Reply #150 on: June 09, 2014, 01:53:51 pm »

"Stop cowering, ye filthy bilge rats, it's time to do battle! One of our kind is avastly outnumbered and in need of our help! ChARRge!"

Shower me mateys with enough pirate speak to turn their teeth gold and make earrings grow from their ears.
Rush into the bar and try to break Johnny's neck in a straight Toughness-vs-Toughness contest.


((Hey, scapheap, since we're going for maximum awesomeness here, do you think you could integrate gun kata into your drunken mastery? That gun of yours isn't going to shoot itself, after all. Your best target would be Da Bear: he's got the highest damage-dealing skill in this situation.))
« Last Edit: June 09, 2014, 09:38:58 pm by HmH »
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 2: WA-DA!
« Reply #151 on: June 09, 2014, 02:18:31 pm »

wait
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10/10.
Wants to rape and enslave my innocent night faeries ;-;

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 2: WA-DA!
« Reply #152 on: June 09, 2014, 03:15:50 pm »

Sneak into the bar area in all of this confusion, get close to a Killa looking the other way and smash their head in from behind.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 2: WA-DA!
« Reply #153 on: June 09, 2014, 09:34:56 pm »

Bust a cap in Anaconda's noggin'.

"OH NO YOU AIN'T!"
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Put into this light, Dr. Robotnik and Armok could easily have been roommates.


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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 2: WA-DA!
« Reply #154 on: June 10, 2014, 11:15:53 am »

Like single snowflake is nothing, a tiny bee is something something

Lots of punches at Twoface's face!
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You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
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HmH

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 2: WA-DA!
« Reply #155 on: June 10, 2014, 02:17:51 pm »

((SaberToothTiger is the only one left.))

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 2: WA-DA!
« Reply #156 on: June 12, 2014, 05:36:34 am »

((SaberToothTiger seems to be missing since the 8th; as the tradition dictates, I, being a fellow player, take it upon myself to determine his action. In the interest of doing things fairly, I chose an action from the set of the most tactically beneficial options available, randomizing it to account for the fact that ordinary people don't calculate odds to determine the best course of action.))

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Result:
Steamy Stan: attack Eric Clearwater with an ice pick.

((Sorry, TopHat. If it's any consolation, I'd prefer to have him attack me, since that action would be less likely to lower our team's damage output.))
« Last Edit: June 12, 2014, 05:39:52 am by HmH »
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 2: WA-DA!
« Reply #157 on: June 12, 2014, 08:28:48 am »

((I'll accept it if nobody has any complaints))
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 2: WA-DA!
« Reply #158 on: June 12, 2014, 08:30:05 am »

((Nope, no complaints on my end.))
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 2: WA-DA!
« Reply #159 on: June 12, 2014, 09:17:50 am »

((no objections from me))
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 2: WA-DA!
« Reply #160 on: June 12, 2014, 10:50:19 am »

Pull out my lighter and wave my equipment in front of my comrades in arms. Shout with all my power " Git tha fook outta hier, ya drunken wretch!" and stab him in the back with my icepick.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 2: WA-DA!
« Reply #161 on: June 16, 2014, 04:02:44 am »

Four circadian cycles of absent activity detected, obligatory sesquipedalian thread revival imminent.

Bump!

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 2: WA-DA!
« Reply #162 on: June 17, 2014, 04:36:07 am »

BTW, sorry for not posting lately, but I have unplanned problems with my internet.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

HmH

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 2: WA-DA!
« Reply #163 on: June 23, 2014, 10:45:13 am »

That is not dead which always can be bumped.
(11 days without a turn.)

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 2: WA-DA!
« Reply #164 on: June 23, 2014, 03:20:32 pm »

Let's all go Conroy Bumpus on this thread!
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.
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