Pharika: Warp to Theros. More specifically, to Nykthos, the shrine to all of Nyx.
[1]
Darkpaladin's exploded it.
Obtain some souls and craft them into a top hat and monocle that I can wear.
[6]
Another soul monster eats them. The nerve!
Order him to start making it and more of those superweapons.
EDIT: Order him to start making it and more of those superweapons with no ventilation shafts large enough for a two-foot midget to fit through.
[5]
Grumblegrumblestupidrealitygrumble
Open fire with everything I have.
[4]
You don't have anything, so you jump on the ship (this thing is huuuuge) and start punching up the guards. Yeahs.
Ha, at the princess or...? HIDDEN DECISION TIME!
After I've finished, locate fur.
If no fur, go catatonic.
If fur, check self for soiling.
If soiled, clean self.
If not soiled/have cleaned self, eat as many bananas as I can to help forget about that horrible, horrible experience.
[6]
You have fur, the poop is cleaned off, and... someone stole all the bananas. ALL OF THEM.
Find out what the hell has been going on in this multiverse.
[6]
Welp, you are now trapped here forever, might as well digress why most of this happened.
A being known only as the Creator forged a world for the Avatars to play with. Then the GM, an all-powerful sociopath with multiple mental disorders, took over the multiverse, and, well, shit hit the fan.
Sentient raptors, potato plagues, all powerful demigods obsessed with chocolate, the world saw it all, until the players finally destroyed earth and started fucking with the rest of the multiverse and it's resident gods. Super MTG games between gods, raptorial empires spanning the galaxy fighting off Orks, Necrons and Tyranids, two Imperiums of Man, various interdimensional crack-fuelled adventures across several media universes, all capped off with a cheese-based alcohol and soul monsters ripping the multiverse's government and population to shreds, causing some to run back 7 billion years in time leaving the rest to hold the line.
PULL IN THE LIZARD DETECTIVE
[5]
You pull him in. NO ESCAPE NOW
Indeed. :]
Try other social programs to restore order and improve quality of life for the citizens of this universe.
[1]
No seal! You needs more coins.
Point out that because that was technically a treasure-hunting related action, I was supposed to get a +3 on my roll due to our agreement!
[3]
RETCON IS FOR SHMUCKS AND ME TO USE
RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
[2]
You are superglued to the floor because reasons. SHITE
TRY FUSEING THE SOALS OF THE POPULATION MULTIPLE WORLDS POPULATED ONLY BY HUMANS TOGGETHER
AGAIN, ALSO GIVE THE DRUGS I AM ON RIGHT NOW TO THE GM
[1]
I'm on every drug. They kinda cancel each other out and drive you completely insane, though.
Also,
NO.Appear from 6 pages ago and regain my hair.
[2]
NONE FOR YOU
"I... don't even know what happened to be honest."
"Well, whatever. S'not like I care or anything, you should be doing my washing, not hers... We should get you your own sword."
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