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Eternal prison

Thrown into black hole

Eaten by a grue

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Except for lying....Character?

Cheese up Dionysus.

[Helgoland]

Develop flourishing ambrosia industry.

[Lyeos]

Point out that they'll likely try to kill each other so only one of them will get the treasure in the end unless they agree to my plan. Idiots.

((Bluff check!))

[CaptainMcClellan]

Umm... Set a... forced education program?

[kj1225]

Play innocent. Help me...

[smurfingtonthethird]

Pharika: Drink my bowl of steaming Nyx Infusion to restore all bodily functions to normal.

[4]

You feel a bit better.

"Uh, sure...What do I need to do?"

Inspect my body for any obvious changes to being a bread.

[6]

Well, you are a person now. Yaaay. Also pretty fucking ripped.

An orb lights up.
Good. Get in this machine here, and you and some others are going off to kill a princess.

Use my the resources I gained from mining to construct a space station for the superweapon.

[3]

You make a tiny shitty one. NOT BIG NUFF

Tell it that this is most ungentlemanlike!

[2]

You're a soul monster now, it ate your soul.

Except for lying....Character?

Cheese up Dionysus.

[2]

None for you!

He just has problems. Ignore him.

Screw you, stop ruining shit!

...Oh yeah, this is Red, the other GM in this multiverse. He's a dick.

Develop flourishing ambrosia industry.

[5]

Yaaaay.

Point out that they'll likely try to kill each other so only one of them will get the treasure in the end unless they agree to my plan. Idiots.

((Bluff check!))

[6]

One big guy kills everyone and threatens you with a BFG.

Umm... Set a... forced education program?

[2]

That's a bit messed up dude.

Play innocent. Help me...

[4] ((NUTS))

Innocent ensues. The girls fight for awhile, and you get dragged back to crazy girl's room. She looks pretty depressed.

You just do anything you want, don't you? Useless!

Just... don't do anything with her, okay? She's my enemy.

[Lyeos]

Shrug and search for the greatest treasure of all: Marshmallow heaven.

Well. Almost.

[WillowLuman]

(So the Soul Creatures are assimilating other things now? Well, looks like the main universe is doomed unless those eldricht abominations stop fighting each other and do their jobs. i.e., eating souls.)

Develop planetary engineering technology.

[poketwo]

TRY FUSEING THE SOALS OF THE POPULATION MULTIPLE WORLDS POPULATED ONLY BY HUMANS TOGGETHER

[CaptainMcClellan]

Try healthcare and job placement programs instead.

[blazing glory]

Oh...get myself a monster top hat then.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

I've gone insane haven't I?

Give up plan. Find psychiatrist.


If that fails, roll for waking up back in the banana dimension as my character is consumed by their existential waking nightmare.

[IcyTea31]

Get in the machine.

"Am I going to get a weapon or something? Or more information on this princess?"

[Lolfail0009]

Pharika: Warp to Theros. More specifically, to Nykthos, the shrine to all of Nyx.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Shrug and search for the greatest treasure of all: Marshmallow heaven.

Well. Almost.

[1]

None for you!

(So the Soul Creatures are assimilating other things now? Well, looks like the main universe is doomed unless those eldricht abominations stop fighting each other and do their jobs. i.e., eating souls.)

Develop planetary engineering technology.

[2]

It isn't easy.

TRY FUSEING THE SOALS OF THE POPULATION MULTIPLE WORLDS POPULATED ONLY BY HUMANS TOGGETHER

[3]

You are on some sort of drug. What is it, and where can I get it?

Try healthcare and job placement programs instead.

[5]

Much better.

Order my head architect to make the space station bigger!

[6]

He shows you designs for a solar-system sized one.

Oh...get myself a monster top hat then.

[3]

It phases through your body when you put it on. Many tears.

I've gone insane haven't I?

Give up plan. Find psychiatrist.


If that fails, roll for waking up back in the banana dimension as my character is consumed by their existential waking nightmare.

[6]

You wake up in the banana dimension. It was all a really, really wierd fucking dream, apparently.

Or was it?
Some damn Inception-y shit you have got going on here, good buddy.

Get in the machine.

"Am I going to get a weapon or something? Or more information on this princess?"

[4]

You have enough. Just follow the black mecha and everything will be simple from there. Oh yes, your weapon... is the machine.

You end up moving around in a giant white biological mecha. It looks badass.
~timejump~
You approach the princess's ship. Make your move.

Pharika: Warp to Theros. More specifically, to Nykthos, the shrine to all of Nyx.

[2]

NO.