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Author Topic: We Are Our Avatars: The End.  (Read 111718 times)

poketwo

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #645 on: May 01, 2014, 06:03:10 pm »

TRY FUSEING THE SOALS OF THE POPULATION MULTIPLE WORLDS POPULATED ONLY BY HUMANS TOGGETHER
AGAIN, ALSO GIVE THE DRUGS I AM ON RIGHT NOW TO THE GM
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WillowLuman

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #646 on: May 01, 2014, 06:05:43 pm »

TRY FUSING THE SOULS OF THE POPULATIONS OF MULTIPLE HUMAN WORLDS TOGETHER
AGAIN
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #647 on: May 01, 2014, 07:37:25 pm »

Appear from 6 pages ago and regain my hair.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #648 on: May 01, 2014, 08:03:45 pm »

"I... don't even know what happened to be honest."
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #649 on: May 01, 2014, 10:51:06 pm »

Pharika: Warp to Theros. More specifically, to Nykthos, the shrine to all of Nyx.

[1]

Darkpaladin's exploded it.

Obtain some souls and craft them into a top hat and monocle that I can wear.

[6]

Another soul monster eats them. The nerve!

Order him to start making it and more of those superweapons.


 EDIT: Order him to start making it and more of those superweapons with no ventilation shafts large enough for a two-foot midget to fit through.

[5]

Grumblegrumblestupidrealitygrumble
Open fire with everything I have.

[4]

You don't have anything, so you jump on the ship (this thing is huuuuge) and start punching up the guards. Yeahs.

Ha, at the princess or...? HIDDEN DECISION TIME!


After I've finished, locate fur.
If no fur, go catatonic.

If fur, check self for soiling.

If soiled, clean self.

If not soiled/have cleaned self, eat as many bananas as I can to help forget about that horrible, horrible experience.

[6]

You have fur, the poop is cleaned off, and... someone stole all the bananas. ALL OF THEM.

Find out what the hell has been going on in this multiverse.

[6]

Welp, you are now trapped here forever, might as well digress why most of this happened.


A being known only as the Creator forged a world for the Avatars to play with. Then the GM, an all-powerful sociopath with multiple mental disorders, took over the multiverse, and, well, shit hit the fan.

Sentient raptors, potato plagues, all powerful demigods obsessed with chocolate, the world saw it all, until the players finally destroyed earth and started fucking with the rest of the multiverse and it's resident gods. Super MTG games between gods, raptorial empires spanning the galaxy fighting off Orks, Necrons and Tyranids, two Imperiums of Man, various interdimensional crack-fuelled adventures across several media universes, all capped off with a cheese-based alcohol and soul monsters ripping the multiverse's government and population to shreds, causing some to run back 7 billion years in time leaving the rest to hold the line.

PULL IN THE LIZARD DETECTIVE

[5]

You pull him in. NO ESCAPE NOW

Indeed. :]

Try other social programs to restore order and improve quality of life for the citizens of this universe.

[1]

No seal! You needs more coins.

Point out that because that was technically a treasure-hunting related action, I was supposed to get a +3 on my roll due to our agreement!

[3]

RETCON IS FOR SHMUCKS AND ME TO USE

RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[2]

You are superglued to the floor because reasons. SHITE

TRY FUSEING THE SOALS OF THE POPULATION MULTIPLE WORLDS POPULATED ONLY BY HUMANS TOGGETHER
AGAIN, ALSO GIVE THE DRUGS I AM ON RIGHT NOW TO THE GM
[1]

I'm on every drug. They kinda cancel each other out and drive you completely insane, though.

Also,

NO.


Appear from 6 pages ago and regain my hair.

[2]

NONE FOR YOU

"I... don't even know what happened to be honest."

"Well, whatever. S'not like I care or anything, you should be doing my washing, not hers... We should get you your own sword."
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #650 on: May 01, 2014, 10:55:35 pm »

Eat the soul monster and get my souls back.
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WillowLuman

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #651 on: May 01, 2014, 10:57:46 pm »

Fine, starting small then.

Create demi-planet engineering technology.
You missed mine
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #652 on: May 01, 2014, 11:08:00 pm »

See if I still have my psionics. If yes, blast 'em guards down. If not, show off with some martial arts and and punch and kick the guards.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #653 on: May 01, 2014, 11:28:23 pm »

Fine, starting small then.

Create demi-planet engineering technology.
You missed mine

you're imagining things

[4]

It works. Sorta.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #654 on: May 01, 2014, 11:31:08 pm »

Run and take the floor with me.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #655 on: May 01, 2014, 11:33:22 pm »

Develop the fine art of Artisan Planetoids.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #656 on: May 02, 2014, 02:07:49 am »

"Okay... I'd be lying if I said I knew what I did a while ago... must just be instinct.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #657 on: May 02, 2014, 05:25:57 am »

EQUIP GORBACHEV

RAM DIMENSIONAL WALL HEADFIRST
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #658 on: May 02, 2014, 05:26:35 am »

CREATE A PORTAL BETWEEN THIS MESS AND CHEESISTAN
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #659 on: May 02, 2014, 05:45:34 am »

Monkey...needs...a break.
Pull legs up to my chest, right arm around abdomen, left arm around legs and thumb in mouth. Rock back and forth for a while, transition to laying on right side and stare at the darkness.
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