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Eternal prison

Thrown into black hole

Eaten by a grue

[Lyeos]

Search for a whip!

[smurfingtonthethird]

Eat the soul monster and get my souls back.

[3]

CANNIBAL

See if I still have my psionics. If yes, blast 'em guards down. If not, show off with some martial arts and and punch and kick the guards.

[6]

No psionics, just a perk in badass. You're fucking these guys up. Tail whips and shit!

Ah, found you. I see you're already busy, so watch out for the radiation poisoning that comes off these machines if you stay on them too long.

Oh, you already have radiation poisoning. All good then. I'd recommend getting out now and going commando.

Run and take the floor with me.

[5]

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
((i forget what you're running from))

Develop the fine art of Artisan Planetoids.

[4]

Everyone's work looks really shitty. One guy just drew a penis on a moon and bailed.

"Okay... I'd be lying if I said I knew what I did a while ago... must just be instinct.

[2]

"Right... now start sorting through these clothes, then go to bed."

EQUIP GORBACHEV

RAM DIMENSIONAL WALL HEADFIRST

[5]

AWW SHIT A HOLE
I vote we kill them with extreme prejudice. No, scratch that, I'm too handsome for prison. Gimme that messenger.

CREATE A PORTAL BETWEEN THIS MESS AND CHEESISTAN

[5] ((2 5's? REALLY?))

AWW SHIT THEY'VE RIPPED A HOLE IN THE MULTIVERSE AND LINKED IT TO ANOTHER, THIS COULD DESTROY THE ENTIRETY OF REALITY, FUCK!
...
I AM SO GETTING FIRED OVER THIS

Monkey...needs...a break.
Pull legs up to my chest, right arm around abdomen, left arm around legs and thumb in mouth. Rock back and forth for a while, transition to laying on right side and stare at the darkness.

[4]

Success.

Eat a delicious cheese and potato sandwich.

[4]

STAMP OF FUCKING APPROVAL

Search for a whip!

[1]

No whip for you.

[IcyTea31]

Get out of the war machine and grab a gun from a dead guard. Resume badassery.

[Lyeos]

Find KJ. Punch KJ.

[LordSlowpoke]

WALK THROUGH HOLE

DEMONSTRATE GORBACHEV WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE

[blazing glory]

If cannibalism is the thing stopping me from looking like a gentleman...so be it.

Craft a top hat,a cane,and a monocle from the souls.

[NAV]

So do I!
Run into the sky and form a potato staircase under me as I run.

[Lolfail0009]

Pharika: Warp to anywhere in Theros that's not Nykthos and therefore not directly connected to what used to be Nyx.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Once he's done 'taking a break', monkey wanders around the Darkness Dimension for a way out.

[WillowLuman]

(Do raptors even have penises for immature ones to draw? Never mind don't answer that)

Be the only good planetoid artist, inspire others. Make beautiful fjords

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Everything you want to know on the subject.

[da_nang]

Look around for multiversal reset switch

[CaptainMcClellan]

Since we're heading for an impending crossover or two of the most insane RTD's anyway...

Dance to open portals to other worlds and other RTD's

[CaptainMcClellan]

(Do raptors even have penises for immature ones to draw? Never mind don't answer that)

Be the only good planetoid artist, inspire others. Make beautiful fjords

Can I +1 this? Fjords sound really pleasant and I'd like a nice, beautiful planet.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Get out of the war machine and grab a gun from a dead guard. Resume badassery.

[1]

You've been fighting other mechs, so none for you. You're also pretty messed up, but you crawl up to her balcony with a knife all the same. Target acquired.

Find KJ. Punch KJ.

[2]

kj1225 is in a plot, so outside intervention is prevented. Continuation of this path will result in either a serious paddywhack or your application to one of the GM's harebrained plots.

WALK THROUGH HOLE

DEMONSTRATE GORBACHEV WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE

[4]

The ex-russian president is confused, scared, and a bit angry. You wave him at god Kevak.

If cannibalism is the thing stopping me from looking like a gentleman...so be it.

Craft a top hat,a cane,and a monocle from the souls.

[6]

That's messed.

So do I!
Run into the sky and form a potato staircase under me as I run.

[5]

Escape successful!

Pharika: Warp to anywhere in Theros that's not Nykthos and therefore not directly connected to what used to be Nyx.

[2]

Dude, stop making me google search shit. It is really annoying.

Once he's done 'taking a break', monkey wanders around the Darkness Dimension for a way out.

[6]

Ooh, a crack in space time. That seems like fun.

(Do raptors even have penises for immature ones to draw? Never mind don't answer that)

Be the only good planetoid artist, inspire others. Make beautiful fjords

[5]

Semi-normalcy, yay!

Look around for multiversal reset switch

[3]

There isn't one.

Well, there is, but don't touch it.

Since we're heading for an impending crossover or two of the most insane RTD's anyway...

Dance to open portals to other worlds and other RTD's

[6]

Yay, rips in space time to many minimalist RTD's ((Check with their GM first, they might get mad if weird shit starts popping through.

(Do raptors even have penises for immature ones to draw? Never mind don't answer that)

Be the only good planetoid artist, inspire others. Make beautiful fjords

Can I +1 this? Fjords sound really pleasant and I'd like a nice, beautiful planet.

Um, ok.