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[TCM]

Magarth - Team Red

Grab Yellow ball, volleyball spike it on the spasming BLUE girl.

Spoiler: Magarth (click to show/hide)

Name: Magarth Tuchivimov
Description: An elite soldier from the Neo-Capitalist-Communist-Fascist-Libertarian-Republic-Kingdom of the Soviet Union, who killed 289 terrorists and filthy dissidents during his military service. In actuality, he spends the day roaming the streets and mugs various pedestrians, stealing any coffee creamer they have. He claims this is, "All part of the defense strategy."
Reason for signing up: CABBAGE. [Not specified any further.]
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:3
Perception:5

Team: Red
Points: 0

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[Radio Controlled]

I wonder if I can get me a drink here. You think they have they have Duff here?

See if there's a way to spend DD on beverages or snacks.

"Duff? Nah, I don't think they seel the stuff here. Maybe they've got some dead man running branded drinks, though I'm not sure you'd do well drinking those. aslo, excuse me for a second.

GODDAMNIT KRIELLYA, I'VE GOT GOOD MONEY ON YOU, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

Well, I mean, I've got money on his survival, so nothing's lost, but having a good shout is part of the spectacle, eh?"

"Of course, that's why we're here for, right?

C'MON YOU SAD SACKS OF MEAT, I'VE SEEN PUPPYDOGS WITH MORE FIGHT IN THEM!
DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE!

There, that ought to rile 'em up. he said contently. Blood sports, truly a gentlemen's passtime.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Can't bet on a horse as it comes round the turn on the final straightaway toward the finish line can you?

Not if you want halfway-decent odds.

Hey, are there guns to shoot at the contestants?

The fat man wobbles in excitement.

A massive, smelly man sits near the fat man.
"GO BLUE TEAM! GO BLUE TEAM! GO BLUE TEAM!"


"Nice of them to take Kri off the field. Better than I normally would expect for this kind of game. Oh, yes, this will be...interesting..."

[Toaster]

It didn't mangle him?  Aww.

"Nice dodge!"

Throw the RED ball at Margath; clearly the bigger threat.

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 0

[piecewise]

RED TEAM

Allen Marc - Red team

Be ready to dodge out of the way of any thrown balls, then throw them back

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Allen Marc
Description: Thin and wiry, with blond hair. His eyes are an odd shade of green, almost florescent
Reason for signing up: His friends are dicks. They all got drunk one night and he pulled the short straw. Now he wants them all dead and to have enough money to never work again
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:1
Dexterity:5
Endurance:1
Speed:5
Intelligence:5
Luck:1
Will:5
Perception:5
Red team
Points: 0

Magarth - Team Red

Grab Yellow ball, volleyball spike it on the spasming BLUE girl.

Spoiler: Magarth (click to show/hide)

Name: Magarth Tuchivimov
Description: An elite soldier from the Neo-Capitalist-Communist-Fascist-Libertarian-Republic-Kingdom of the Soviet Union, who killed 289 terrorists and filthy dissidents during his military service. In actuality, he spends the day roaming the streets and mugs various pedestrians, stealing any coffee creamer they have. He claims this is, "All part of the defense strategy."
Reason for signing up: CABBAGE. [Not specified any further.]
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:3
Perception:5

Team: Red
Points: 0

I believe you may have missed something.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Allen's Yellow ball clips Kri in the left shoulder, barely grazing her but staying in contact just long enough to leave her laying on the ground, spasming from the electrical discharge it just unloaded into her. Stage hands drag her off the field.

...

The white ball is on the red side, while the Red, Yellow and Blue are on the Blue side. The black ball has exploded.

BLUE TEAM

((I'm still in the game? All I've done is run into a wall and fail to get a ball, and now I have one? As long as I don't drop it on my foot, this should be good. Even if I do, that would be hilarious.))

Move so Larry is out of my aim, then throw the YELLOW ball at one of those RED dudes. Then be prepared to dodge any incoming round projectiles from the other team.

((I was tempted to try and stay behind Larry and curve the ball, but that could have ended poorly.))

OH NO, NO CHARACTER SHEET. Time to just roll as though you have no bonuses in anything.

It didn't mangle him?  Aww.

"Nice dodge!"

Throw the RED ball at Margath; clearly the bigger threat.

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 0

Larry and Magarth, both keeping near the center divider, scoop up more spherical ammo from the ground. Magarth grabs the white ball while Larry gets the Red, and they face off against one another in a staredown worthy of any spaghetti western. But Larry is quicker on the draw, and sends his ball spinning straight into Magarth's face. The three inch long metal spikes of the red ball sink themselves into Magarth's face and tear away most of his skin and a good deal of flesh from the right side of his head. The ball rebounds off his skull and goes sailing away in a lazy arc, trailing blood and skin behind it.

AND THAT IS WHAT WE LIKE TO SEE! The Host shouts, stamping his feet and shaking his arms in barely contained excitement. We're down to the final three! Stage hands drag a screaming Magarth out of the arena.

Mason, until now cowering in the back, chooses this moment to go running forward and hurl the yellow ball at Allen. Allen dodges to the side, letting the ball sail past him, and then scoops it up off the ground and hurls it back at Mason. Mason just sort of watches as the ball sails high over his head and gets nowhere close to hitting him.

The red ball, and white ball are on the Red side. The Blue ball and Yellow ball are on the Blue side.


AUDIENCE

I wonder if I can get me a drink here. You think they have they have Duff here?

See if there's a way to spend DD on beverages or snacks.

Sure? If you wanna spend your money on such things. It will be fairly cheap.

Hey, are there guns to shoot at the contestants?

The fat man wobbles in excitement.

"Of course sir. The cheapest would be a revolver for 30 deadman dollars."

Audience for the win!

Sit on bleachers. Determine who is in charge and ask if I can suggest some ideas, including things like audience participation and 'alternate' game modes.

Heh. Heheheheheheh.

Do you have your deadman dollars yet?

"Of course you may suggest such things. Though, without funding them, there is no guarantee they will be used."






BETS
Swordsmith: 4 on Blue team win (1.5 payout)
Xan: 3 on TCM (Winner 3x payout)
Pancaek: 2 on Kriellya (Survival 1.5 payout)


Current waitlist:
Paris
Elephant
Xan
Flabort
Harry
Kedly
Darkpaladin
GWG
yoink
Sarrak
Scotsmen
Alarith

[Sarrak]

Check my pockets for DD. I might be able to earn some money while waiting.

[darkpaladin109]

"Now that's more like it."

[Beirus]

((Hooray for incompetence. Also, sorry about not having the character sheet. Got it now.))

Spoiler: Mason Caldwell-Blue Barbarians-0 Points (click to show/hide)

Name: Mason Caldwell
Description: A middle-aged male with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a slightly muscular build and his whole body is covered with scars, a testament to the hard life he has lived.
Reason for signing up: He wants to be a Magister, to have all the power that comes with the position.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:3
Dexterity:3
Endurance:15
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1

Mason watches as the yellow ball sails over his head. "Thanks for returning that." He shouts over to the red side, before going to pick up the ball again.

Pick up the YELLOW ball and throw it at the last remaining RED guy. Try to time it so that it is thrown at around the same time as Larry if Larry throws a ball, but from a different angle.

[Xantalos]

The fat guy rages! He froths at his froth at his mouth!

GGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIMONNAKIIIILYOUBOIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH

[piecewise]

Check my pockets for DD. I might be able to earn some money while waiting.

Two Deadman Dollars.

The fat guy rages! He froths at his froth at his mouth!

GGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIMONNAKIIIILYOUBOIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH

Here's a man we want to give a gun.

[GreatWyrmGold]

The fat guy rages! He froths at his froth at his mouth!

GGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIMONNAKIIIILYOUBOIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH

The other fat, smelly man continues loudly cheering for the blue team, trying to drown out Xan.


"That was...interesting."

[swordsmith04]

"YES! Now nail that guy!"

[Toaster]

Pick up the YELLOW ball and throw it at the last remaining RED guy. Try to time it so that it is thrown at around the same time as Larry if Larry throws a ball, but from a different angle.

Follow this plan with the BLUE ball.

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 0

EDIT:

Hey, are there guns to shoot at the contestants?

The fat man wobbles in excitement.

"Of course sir. The cheapest would be a revolver for 30 deadman dollars."

I'm glad customer service is high priority here.

[Parisbre56]

If the weapon is too expensive, you can just buy the bullets and try throwing them really hard.
Or maybe some very spicy hot food. Throw it in their eyes to blind them!

[Xantalos]

HOW MUCH IS FOOD? I WANT TO OUT EAT THAT OTHER GUY!