RED TEAMMagarth - Team Red
Grab Red ball. Throw a curved-shot at the BLUE people.
Name: Magarth Tuchivimov
Description: An elite soldier from the Neo-Capitalist-Communist-Fascist-Libertarian-Republic-Kingdom of the Soviet Union, who killed 289 terrorists and filthy dissidents during his military service. In actuality, he spends the day roaming the streets and mugs various pedestrians, stealing any coffee creamer they have. He claims this is, "All part of the defense strategy."
Reason for signing up: CABBAGE. [Not specified any further.]
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:3
Perception:5
Team: Red
Points: 0
Allen Marc - Red team
"DAMNIT FEET!! Why won't you work!"
Grab the yellow ball, throw it at nearest blue team member
Name: Allen Marc
Description: Thin and wiry, with blond hair. His eyes are an odd shade of green, almost florescent
Reason for signing up: His friends are dicks. They all got drunk one night and he pulled the short straw. Now he wants them all dead and to have enough money to never work again
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:1
Dexterity:5
Endurance:1
Speed:5
Intelligence:5
Luck:1
Will:5
Perception:5
Red team
Points: 0
Alright.
Set up in a position in-between Larry and his target, and as the ball gets near me, perform a FRONT-flip kick to propel the ball AT HIS FACE!
Heck yeah!
Name: Cromwell Jackson
Description: A tall lanky man with thick glasses
Reason for signing up: Decided that jumping off a spaceship into a black hole was too boring a suicide.
Stats:
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 1
Speed:1
Intelligence:1
Luck: 21
Will: 1
Perception: 1
Points: 0
BLUE TEAM:"Damn walls. Should have gone left." Mason rubs his face before going after the white ball.
Grab the WHITE ball and throw it at a RED guy, then retreat into the BLUE side. If a teammate gets to the WHITE ball first, just retreat further into the BLUE side, trying to keep another person between me and any RED guys holding a ball. If a ball is thrown at me, try to get out of its way.
Name: Mason Caldwell
Description: A middle-aged male with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a slightly muscular build and his whole body is covered with scars, a testament to the hard life he has lived.
Reason for signing up: He wants to be a Magister, to have all the power that comes with the position.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:3
Dexterity:3
Endurance:15
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1
Team fuck if I know! (we suspect Blue)
Lob the black ball at the opposing team, then quickly scoop the ball near me and hold it defensively
Description: A short, 29 year old woman. Has pale skin and medium length sea-green hair, tied back in a ponytail. Otherwise looks like she belongs in a library, not a deathmatch.
Reason for signing up: Was looking at bankruptcy and eternal ruin, or come die for the people's entertainment.
Stats:
Strength:1
Dexterity:3
Endurance:1
Speed:5
Intelligence:10
Luck:1
Will:2
Perception: 5
Inventory: Mystery cannon
Larry spits out a little blood. Ow. "My friggen face! You'll pay for that, red assholes!"
Grab the WHITE ball and chuck it at a RED asshole.
Name: Larry Hinn
Description: A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders. Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family. Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up: To get money for his nephew Thrak. Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1
Team: BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 0
Name:Piecewise Young
Description: Looks like
this.Reason for joining: Wishes he could spend all his time working on his internet games, rather than being used as a slave on planet-7. Since this show promised whatever he wanted, he figures that it's his only chance.
Stats:
Strength:1
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:5
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1
The BLU ball is still at my feet? Grab it and throw it at whichever RED is closest to a ball!
"This all feels familiar. And too easy. I bet this will make a great RTD when I win!"
Magarth breaks his trance and sprints forward, scooping up the red ball and continuing on toward the line. He hurls the ball mid-run, the red sphere streaking across the center line straight toward Piecewise. As it travels, its surface shifts and splits, revealing rows of sharp spikes hidden beneath it's seemingly harmless, bouncy exterior. Piecewise, who looks to be lost in thought, catches a glancing blow to his chest, spikes carving straight through his jumpsuit and digging gashes into his flesh. He staggers of the playing field holding the profusely bleeding, though not life threatening wounds.
Allen and Kriellya both take several steps forward and, almost in perfect unison, hurl their balls at each other. Kri's ball sails over Allen in a lazy arc and thuds into the far wall, where it then detonates like a hand grenade, but fails to injure anyone. Allen's Yellow ball clips Kri in the left shoulder, barely grazing her but staying in contact just long enough to leave her laying on the ground, spasming from the electrical discharge it just unloaded into her. Stage hands drag her off the field.
Larry, his nose bleeding profusely, leaps back to his feet and sweeps up the white ball, which is laying nearest to him. As his teammates go down around him, he searches for a target and decides on Cromwell. He gives his ball a hard, two handed toss, straight at Crom's head. Cromwell, rather then trying to leap to the side, instead seems to try and do some manner of frontflip, hurling himself forward while spazzing his legs like a bicyclist having a stroke. He's about halfway through his ill-advised gymnastics when the ball just hits him and bounces off; it is apparently nothing more then ordinary rubber. Cromwell almost makes his flip, but just lands hard on is back, knocking the air out of his lungs and himself out of the game.
Mason, finding himself rather alone on the far end of the blue zone, picks up the yellow ball and tries to keep Larry between himself and the Red team.
The white ball is on the red side, while the Red, Yellow and Blue are on the Blue side. The black ball has exploded.
OH MY! What a flurry of action! Three more players have been taken out! The teams are now even, with two on each! We're almost down to the top three! It looked like Piecewise was the only one to sustain any sort of real injury though. The host shakes his head.
I'm disappointed! Surely our contestants can do better then that!BETS
Swordsmith: 4 on Blue team win (1.5 payout)
Xan: 3 on TCM (Winner 3x payout)
Pancaek: 2 on Kriellya (Survival 1.5 payout)
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