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[Toaster]

Larry spits out a little blood.  Ow.  "My friggen face!  You'll pay for that, red assholes!"

Grab the WHITE ball and chuck it at a RED asshole.

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 0

[syvarris]

Spoiler: Piecewise Young - BLU team - 0 points (click to show/hide)

Name:Piecewise Young
Description: Looks like this.
Reason for joining: Wishes he could spend all his time working on his internet games, rather than being used as a slave on planet-7.  Since this show promised whatever he wanted, he figures that it's his only chance.
Stats:
Strength:1
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:5
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

The BLU ball is still at my feet?  Grab it and throw it at whichever RED is closest to a ball!

"This all feels familiar.  And too easy.  I bet this will make a great RTD when I win!"

[mastahcheese]

WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE A LIFE?

BLUE TEAM

Set up in a position in-between Larry and his target, and as the ball gets near me, perform a back-flip kick to propel the ball faster at the reds!

Spoiler: Cromwell - Blue team (click to show/hide)

Heck yeah!

Name: Cromwell Jackson
Description: A tall lanky man with thick glasses
Reason for signing up: Decided that jumping off a spaceship into a black hole was too boring a suicide.
Stats:
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 1
Speed:1
Intelligence:1
Luck: 21
Will: 1
Perception: 1

Points: 0

[Playergamer]

"BLOOD AND GUTS!"

Nameless audience member who gets shot during the climax between the final two, GO!

[GreatWyrmGold]

"BLOOD AND GUTS!"

Nameless audience member who gets shot during the climax between the final two, GO!

Good luck getting that position. Given Murphy's Law, you're going to get dragged into Round Two and die.


A man hidden in a golden robe glares at a massive man who jostled him. "You don't want to do that. It annoys me."
"Yeah? What's it to you?"
"You want to leave me alone."
"I want to leave you alone."
"You will bathe when you get home."
"I will bathe when I get home."
"...You will go sit by that Xan guy and cheer for Blue Team."
"I will sit by the xangiy and cheer for Blue Team."
"Good."
The massive man wanders off towards a different part of the stadium. The hidden man stares at the game and checks how much of the local currency he has at the moment.

Spoiler: Golden Amp(?) User (click to show/hide)

?? Death Dollars

[Doomblade187]

A thin man in a pinstriped suit leans back against his seat, observing the game before him. "Amusing. I wonder how they'll handle the yellow ball."

Receive monies for betting purposes.

[piecewise]

WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE A LIFE?

BLUE TEAM

Set up in a position in-between Larry and his target, and as the ball gets near me, perform a back-flip kick to propel the ball faster at the reds!

Spoiler: Cromwell - Blue team (click to show/hide)

Heck yeah!

Name: Cromwell Jackson
Description: A tall lanky man with thick glasses
Reason for signing up: Decided that jumping off a spaceship into a black hole was too boring a suicide.
Stats:
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 1
Speed:1
Intelligence:1
Luck: 21
Will: 1
Perception: 1

Points: 0

I'm putting you on red team since we seem to have uneven sides via...something I dunno. Whatever. Make your adjustments accordingly.


That should give us 4 on both, right? RIGHT?!

"BLOOD AND GUTS!"

Nameless audience member who gets shot during the climax between the final two, GO!

7 DD

"BLOOD AND GUTS!"

Nameless audience member who gets shot during the climax between the final two, GO!

Good luck getting that position. Given Murphy's Law, you're going to get dragged into Round Two and die.


A man hidden in a golden robe glares at a massive man who jostled him. "You don't want to do that. It annoys me."
"Yeah? What's it to you?"
"You want to leave me alone."
"I want to leave you alone."
"You will bathe when you get home."
"I will bathe when I get home."
"...You will go sit by that Xan guy and cheer for Blue Team."
"I will sit by the xangiy and cheer for Blue Team."
"Good."
The massive man wanders off towards a different part of the stadium. The hidden man stares at the game and checks how much of the local currency he has at the moment.

Spoiler: Golden Amp(?) User (click to show/hide)

?? Death Dollars

4DD

A thin man in a pinstriped suit leans back against his seat, observing the game before him. "Amusing. I wonder how they'll handle the yellow ball."

Receive monies for betting purposes.

3 DD

[mastahcheese]

Alright.

Set up in a position in-between Larry and his target, and as the ball gets near me, perform a FRONT-flip kick to propel the ball AT HIS FACE!

Spoiler: Cromwell - RED! team (click to show/hide)

Heck yeah!

Name: Cromwell Jackson
Description: A tall lanky man with thick glasses
Reason for signing up: Decided that jumping off a spaceship into a black hole was too boring a suicide.
Stats:
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 1
Speed:1
Intelligence:1
Luck: 21
Will: 1
Perception: 1

Points: 0

[Playergamer]

Bet 2 dollars on Cromwell, survival.

[mastahcheese]

Bet 2 dollars on Cromwell, survival.

You don't enjoy earning money, so you?

[Toaster]

Set up in a position in-between Larry and his target, and as the ball gets near me, perform a FRONT-flip kick to propel the ball AT HIS FACE!

Bet 2 dollars on Cromwell, survival.

This is confidence, right here.  (hi ninja)

[Elephant Parade]

Bet 2 dollars that something lucky will happen to Cromwell at some point.

[mastahcheese]

There's always a chance that I'll get so injured that I'll spend the whole game in the hospital.

Technically that's survival.

[piecewise]

There's always a chance that I'll get so injured that I'll spend the whole game in the hospital.

Technically that's survival.

Hospital?




Also, ya guys can't bet now. Show's begun. Next time you can bet is for the winner of the individual/head to head challenge that comes up after this round and the punishment game that follows. Can't very well be betting on things that are already in motion can we? Can't bet on a horse as it comes round the turn on the final straightaway toward the finish line can you? Hold tight, you'll have ways of gaining and losing money soon enough.


A new post may come out tonight, or tomorrow morning. Hopefully tonight.

[Yoink]

I fixed my sheet. Probably.