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[a1s]

water is extermely wet.

[flame99]

Oil is extremely wet. Therefore, water is oil.

[Furtuka]

Water is oil. Water and oil don't mix. Water does not mix with itself

[a1s]

water does not mix with itself. a spoon has no hands and  can not mix with itself. Therefore water is a spoon.

[Playergamer]

Water is a spoon. Spoons can lift water. Therefore, water can lift itself.

(Heh, who uses 15 posts per page? 50 posts FTW)

[Furtuka]

Water cam lift itself. You don't even lift. Therefore you have no water in your body

[flame99]

Humans have no water in their body, since they don't even lift. Having water in the body is necessary for survival. Therefore, all humans are dead.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

(Heh, who uses 15 posts per page? 50 posts FTW)

(I use the same, but most people seem to tend to use the default.)

Death comes before mourning.  And mourning requires someone to be alive to mourn.  Therefore, humans cannot mourn.

[Furtuka]

Humans cannot mourn. Elephants can mourn. Therefore elephants have a greater sense of self awareness than humans

[The Froggy Ninja]

Elephants have a greater sense of self awareness than humans. Therefore elephants have psychic powers.

[WillowLuman]

Elephants have psychic powers. Psychic powers are not real. Therefore, elephants are not real.

[Fniff]

Someone can dance a reel. Thus, elephants cannot dance.

[pisskop]

Elephants cannot dance, therefore circuses are fraudulent.

[Fniff]

Circuses contain fun. Circuses are fraudulent. Thus, fun is fraudulent.

[WillowLuman]

(New chain next post)

Fun is fraudulent. A fraud is a lie. Therefore, anything considered Fun does not exist.