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Author Topic: Insane Troll Logic  (Read 33037 times)

LeoLeonardoIII

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #45 on: April 02, 2014, 08:02:49 pm »
Coffee wakes you up, therefore if you do not have coffee you remain asleep forever.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #46 on: April 02, 2014, 08:04:05 pm »
Sleep is required for life. Therefore, coffee is deadly when consumed.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #47 on: April 02, 2014, 08:05:34 pm »
(Meh.  Only one reply off, its close enough.)

Quote from: Remuthra on April 02, 2014, 08:04:05 pm
Sleep is required for life. Therefore, coffee is deadly when consumed.

The Slenderman removes life.  Therefore, Coffee is an agent of the Slenderman.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #48 on: April 02, 2014, 08:07:20 pm »
The slender man is created by the Internet. Thus, you can get coffee from the Internet.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #49 on: April 02, 2014, 08:09:10 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on April 02, 2014, 08:07:20 pm
The slender man is created by the Internet. Thus, you can get coffee from the Internet.
The internet spans the world.  Therefore, coffee can be acquired on a desert island.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #50 on: April 02, 2014, 08:10:04 pm »
Coffee cake is for eating with coffee. Therefore, the dessert island is made of coffee cake.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #51 on: April 02, 2014, 08:41:49 pm »
Coffee cake islands are fictional. Therefore, islands are fictional.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #52 on: April 02, 2014, 08:44:26 pm »
Islands are fictional. Continents are big islands.

Therefore, there is no such thing as land.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #53 on: April 02, 2014, 08:46:58 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on April 02, 2014, 08:44:26 pm
Islands are fictional. Continents are big islands.

Therefore, there is no such thing as land.
There is no such thing as land. Therefore, the moon landings were fake.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #54 on: April 02, 2014, 08:50:58 pm »
The Moon Landings were performed by the American government. The Moon Landings were fake. Ergo, the American government is fake.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #55 on: April 02, 2014, 09:00:33 pm »
(Uh, people, you're forgetting the format.  Check chains 1 and 2 (page 1 and 2 on default) for how it is supposed to work.)
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #56 on: April 02, 2014, 09:03:40 pm »
The American Government supports Safe Sex. The American Government is fake. Therefore Safe Sex is a lie.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #57 on: April 02, 2014, 09:18:56 pm »
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on April 02, 2014, 09:00:33 pm
(Uh, people, you're forgetting the format.  Check chains 1 and 2 (page 1 and 2 on default) for how it is supposed to work.)
It's in the spirit.

Quote from: Remuthra on April 02, 2014, 07:10:34 pm
The devil is a Christian figure. Therefore, violence is caused by Christianity.
...You have no idea how hard it is for me not to snark at that.

Anyways.

Safe sex is a lie. Safe sex is sex that does not result in pregnancy. Therefore, all sex results in pregnancy.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #58 on: April 02, 2014, 09:19:53 pm »
Sex also means gender, therefore, having a gender results in pregnancy.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #59 on: April 02, 2014, 09:23:16 pm »
(New chain next post?)

Having a gender results in pregnancy. Many languages spoken worldwide supply all nouns with a gender. Therefore, everyone and everything is pregnant.
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