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Author Topic: Insane Troll Logic  (Read 33292 times)

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #60 on: April 02, 2014, 09:27:27 pm »
Pregnancy often caused death. Everything and everyone is dead most of the time.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #61 on: April 02, 2014, 09:30:47 pm »
Quote from: kj1225 on April 02, 2014, 09:27:27 pm
Pregnancy often caused death. Everything and everyone is dead most of the time.
(nope, new string, start with a simple statement)
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #62 on: April 02, 2014, 09:32:22 pm »
(Maybe we should number the number of posts in each chain?)

Dwarf Fortress dorfs are idiots.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #63 on: April 02, 2014, 09:42:04 pm »
Idiots are prevalent in the world. Therefore, Dwarf Fortress dorfs are prevalent in the world.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #64 on: April 02, 2014, 09:44:32 pm »
Dorfs are prevalent in the world. Therefore, Boatmurdered actually happened.

(I don't think having a strict number of replies will work for this.)
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #65 on: April 02, 2014, 09:46:53 pm »
(It's very simple, really. The objective of having it be 15 is likely so that, with a standard page length, new page = new chain)

Boatmurdered actually happened. Therefore, we must go to war with the elephants.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #66 on: April 02, 2014, 09:48:54 pm »
We must go to war with the elephants. Elephants can be found all over the world. Therefor we must go to war with the world.

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #67 on: April 02, 2014, 09:49:44 pm »
The World is the stand of Dio Brando, Dio Brando is a vampire. Therefore to fight the world we must destroy all vampires.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #68 on: April 02, 2014, 11:25:14 pm »
To fight the world, we must destroy all vampires. Dio Brando is a vampire. Therefore, to achieve world peace, we must mass produce Dio Brandos.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #69 on: April 02, 2014, 11:39:49 pm »
Since vampires and the Dali Lama promote world peace, the Dali Lama is a vampire.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #70 on: April 03, 2014, 12:21:00 am »
Since Vampires are immortal, and the Dalai Lama is the vampire, each Dalai Lama is the same throughout history.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #71 on: April 03, 2014, 05:08:20 am »
Since the God-Emperor is the same throughout history, the Dalai Lama is the God-Emperor.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #72 on: April 03, 2014, 05:40:53 am »
Dalai Lama is the God-Emperor, god-emperor is a giant worm, therefore Dalai Lama is warm.
(we're supposed to bring it back, no?)
and therefore Dorfs must go to war with giant warm things.

(for easy reference this is post 13 on page 5- so the next poster gets to make the final connection, and the one after that gets to come up with a new true statement)
« Last Edit: April 03, 2014, 06:03:04 am by a1s »
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #73 on: April 03, 2014, 07:54:42 am »
Fat people are large and warm, therefore, Dorfs must go to war against fat people.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #74 on: April 03, 2014, 08:20:05 am »
(The post after this one actually Remuthra)

Dorfs must go to war against fat people. Fat people eat unhealthy food. There dorfs must cut off the supply of junk food.
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