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Author Topic: Insane Troll Logic  (Read 33310 times)

darkpaladin109

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #90 on: April 03, 2014, 11:38:40 am »

Mega Man games have good music
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #91 on: April 03, 2014, 11:39:57 am »

Only good music survives to the future. Megaman games are the future.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #92 on: April 03, 2014, 11:41:34 am »

Megaman games are the future. Capcom has been harming the frachise as of late. Capcom is ruining the future
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #93 on: April 03, 2014, 11:43:01 am »

Capcom is harming the future. The future is wild. Therefore, capcom is fighting a war with captain planet.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #94 on: April 03, 2014, 11:46:25 am »

Capcom is fighting a war with Captain Planet.  Therefore pollution is no longer the enemy.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #95 on: April 03, 2014, 11:59:57 am »

(Heh, who uses 15 posts per page? 50 posts FTW)
*raises hand and growls*

Anyways. New chain. Shall we try for proper logic, just this once?

Trolls are insane.

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Pollution is no longer the enemy. Pollution smells bad. Therefore, the enemy does not smell bad. Therefore, the enemy smells good.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #96 on: April 03, 2014, 12:38:22 pm »

The enemy smells good. We associate good odors with goodness. Therefore, the enemy is good.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #97 on: April 03, 2014, 01:30:06 pm »

If the enemy is good, then we are bad. Beauty equals goodness, therefore we must be ugly.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #98 on: April 03, 2014, 01:52:17 pm »

True beauty is on the inside. Therefore, organs are beautiful.

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #99 on: April 03, 2014, 01:55:58 pm »

(You've got to come directly from the previous conclusion. This might be better: "We must be ugly. Ugliness is on the outside and true beauty is on the inside. Therefore, organs are beautiful.")

Organs are beautiful. Butterflies are beautiful. Therefore, our organs are made of insects.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #100 on: April 03, 2014, 01:58:26 pm »

(Sorry, slip-up.)

Insects do not live long. Thus, organs are short-lived.

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #101 on: April 03, 2014, 02:01:22 pm »

Organs are short-lived. Organs are similar to pianos. Therefore, pianos are short-lived.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #102 on: April 03, 2014, 02:02:22 pm »

Organs are short-lived. Organs are similar to pianos. Therefore, pianos are short-lived.

Pianos are musical instruments, therefore organs are musical instruments.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #103 on: April 03, 2014, 02:11:19 pm »

Pianos are musical instruments.  Musical instruments are beautiful.  You are ugly and the enemy is beautiful.  Therefore your organs are stolen from the enemy.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #104 on: April 03, 2014, 02:18:26 pm »

PTW
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