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[The Froggy Ninja]

((Misunderstood with the whole " We aren't living in Warhammer 40k sadly." and the GEoM's existence.))

(On this planet, the Warhammer universe is seen as a game, Alex was talking about how they aren't living in what he sees as a fictional universe, you may or may not actually be in the Warhammer universe or it may just be on a separate plane, I won't tell you directly, you will find out down the line, the GEoM, either exists in some way and is able to interact with Luna or she is suffering from a very vivid hallucination, you will find out later. This game will get a tad confusing if you are taking what the characters say at face value, some of it is face value and some of it isn't.)

What I meant was that all the references to Warhammer I thought you were using Warhammer psionics even though it's a game in this universe.

[Avis-Mergulus]

I say, this is heretical. I suppose self-flagellation for heresy would be out of character?

Okay, let's leave Emprah alone for now. Take stock of the stuff we have in our house - do we have a vehicle of some sort? I assume we get shotgun ammo somewhere, so it's likely that we do make visits to civilization sometimes?

((Misunderstood with the whole " We aren't living in Warhammer 40k sadly." and the GEoM's existence.))

(On this planet, the Warhammer universe is seen as a game, Alex was talking about how they aren't living in what he sees as a fictional universe, you may or may not actually be in the Warhammer universe or it may just be on a separate plane, I won't tell you directly, you will find out down the line, the GEoM, either exists in some way and is able to interact with Luna or she is suffering from a very vivid hallucination, you will find out later. This game will get a tad confusing if you are taking what the characters say at face value, some of it is face value and some of it isn't.)

What I meant was that all the references to Warhammer I thought you were using Warhammer psionics even though it's a game in this universe.

If we were using WH40K psionics...suffice to say, we better not roll a 1. Or a 20 for that matter. Or do anything that might alert the Inquisition.

[~Neri]

(The references to Warhammer may or may not be plot relevant in the future.)

You take stock of the stuff in your house, you have your shotgun, a 348 rounds of shotgun ammo, two hunting knives, various things relating to cooking, some partly smoked Badger Meat, an axe, a custom built gaming laptop, a custom built gaming desktop, the many artifacts required for extremely high speed internet, God-Emperor of Mankind Shrine, a Billy Mays Shrine, several hundred video game discs and cartridges, as well as the consoles required to play them, a massive quantity of unwashed clothing, another massive quantity of washed clothing, a laundry machine, a drying machine, a book labeled "PT?HT" You don't remember ever getting this book, your pet rat, a stupidly bright flashlight (2500 lumens), a stupidly powerful and illegal laser pointer (the kind that can set things on fire within a few seconds), and other random nicknacks of various types.

You usually walk into town, however you do have a bike. The town is about ten miles away.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Read the book.

[birdy51]

Wait... The laundry isn't done!?! Blasphemy! Get that clothes done NOW!

Read the book while waiting.

[~Neri]

You go and admire Mount Clothing, it is a few feet taller then you and sitting in the middle of the living room. You decide to not do the laundry and go read a book instead.

You sit down on your bed with the book and open it.

Wh47 7h3 fuck 15 7h15 5h17? 7h15 600k 15 6l4-

Reality completely vanishes around you, replaced by a black void with distant glowing dots, they almost look like stars, but they aren't, you can tell somehow.

7H3 5H17 15 901N9 0N?!

One of the glowing objects is quite a bit brighter then the others, also it appears to be larger. You think this may be because it is closer.

WH47 7H3 H3LL JU57 H4PP3N3D?!

You appear to be standing on a small reddish platform, you think the color could be maroon, you don't have a flipping clue what the hell is going on. The book you were holding is floating two feet to your left.

WH47 7H3 FUCK?!

[birdy51]

Ahh... Nothing like a good book. Too bad that we're not getting any laundry done though. >.> Silly girl. If we were going to go dimension hopping we could have least put something in the washer.

*Sigh...*

Anyways, grab the book and survey those surroundings!

[~Neri]

You eventually stop panicking.

You decide the best course of action is to grab the book and take a look around.

Y3p, ju57 4 wh0l3 l0774 n07h1n9 4nd 7h053 d07 7h1n95.

You see uncountable dot things, a whole lot of black, and the semi translucent reddish platform you have been standing on.

One of the dot things brighter then the rest, it is also larger/closer, you don't really have the point of reference required to know.

[NAV]

Count the dot things.

[Parsely]

Close tha book! Return to reality!

[~Neri]

You attempt to close the book.

It won't close, you notice that there is some writing in it now.

You spend about 10 minutes trying to count the seemingly infinite dot things before getting bored.

[NAV]

Do physics experiments. Do Newtons 3 laws still apply?

[Avis-Mergulus]

Do physics experiments. Do Newtons 3 laws still apply?

+1 and read the writing after doing so.

[~Neri]

(Irrelevant to story GM rant about life, don't read if you don't like long disorganized rants:   

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Why is life so damned boring? It is just the same damn thing over and over and over and over. I don't have any real reason to do anything beyond fuck around online in a seemingly futile attempt to stave off the boredom. I used to feel things beyond boredom but lately I haven't been able to feel anything else. Life used to be fun, it used to provide joy and happiness naturally, that faded though, I replaced it with reading and fantasy. I made worlds in my head and populated them with characters, this never amounted to anything but it remains as something to do when I get bored, this game is one of those worlds, I will write out all my worlds simply because there is no reason to let the characters and universes die with me, but the one truth I see is that reality is a boring dreary place. I at one point started toying with people's minds and emotions I can read people and push them in any way I wish with simple words, it bores me and I rarely do it now, it was at best amusing and at worst tiring. That doesn't do anything now at all, I hate boredom. I replaced it with gaming, they were fun for a bit. Now I get bored of every gave I play if it doesn't kill me hundreds of times on the first level and is brutal for the remainder. Those still get boring really fast. I'm barely staving off the boredom lately this game is one of the projects I have been putting off for years, it in reality is a way to convey one of my worlds, I will be churning out various other games and stories as the years go on, I have nothing else to do, I have enough money to last me to my deathbed decades from now and I don't have any motivation beyond staving off the boredom. Life is wrong. I think sometimes that there was some cosmic fuckup and some random average jo got dumped into an magic filled amazing world that was meant for me and I got stuck with this shithole of a reality and even if I don't know that consciously, I subconsciously have been trying to fill an unfillable hole with fantasy. My question is why is reality so boring? Why can't it be more interesting? There is seemingly no reason for us to do anything, if I decided to not get out of bed tomorrow, or ever, all that would happen is this fantasy world I have made would die, along with many others I have made, you guys/girls/others would be a tad disappointed, but it wouldn't really affect you longterm, it may provide some slight inspiration later in your lives for a game or a book or something, but that is about it Oh, I just remembered I tried webcomics for a bit to help with the boredom, they stopped working a year ago, I have a bookmarks folder of over a hundred that I sorta stopped keeping up with, they don't help anymore. If I just stopped doing anything online, and just stayed in bed all day, I know a few people in other chat groups would miss me, but they would forget eventually, my disappearance may actually cause something for them since they are rather attached emotionally, but they would get over it. If I decided to never talk to anybody irl, I don't think anything would really change, some people might wonder where I am, but I don't have any major emotional or minor emotional attachments to any of them and they don't have any to me. Reality is boring, and it will continue to be, I don't plan on offing myself since that seems like a one way ticket to eternal boredom if there is an afterlife. I most certainly wouldn't want to go to heaven if there is one though, that would be so damned boring, anything fun wouldn't be allowed, I would probably find hell more interesting, at least there I would be feeling pain, at least that is some stimulation, better then eternal sit around and stare into space. If there is an afterlife, I hope it isn't boring, that would be horrid. I realize I could in theory do anything I want with my life, if I wanted to, I could probably figure out a way to take over the world, I don't think I ever will bother though, I don't think it would amuse me in the slightest, instead I will probably just churn out world after world, story after story, game after game, at least my characters will be immortal provided humanity doesn't die or enter a digital dark age... Most of them will be immortal at least since some of the characters die in every world I make. This game world a deviation from the actual world I made up years ago, in the real one, things happen quite differently then how they will happen, funny how slight input at some points can change worlds for better or for worse. That holds true in reality also, most people turn out the way they are based off of their childhoods I've noticed. I don't have a flipping clue what went wrong with mine since I repressed pretty much all of it and can't remember much of it even when I try. Probably a good thing, from what I've learned, it wasn't a good childhood.But the fact remains, reality is absurdly boring and I am running out of things to do, it sucks, it really does.

I want a refund life, you gave me the wrong reality, give me the correct one, I didn't sign any fucking contract and this one is a pile of shit.

)

You reach into your pocket to get some coi-- Wait, you don't have any pockets, now that you check, you don't have any clothes.

WH47 7H3 FL1PP1N9 FUCK?!

Looks like you will have some difficulty testing Newtons laws.

At least the platform you are standing on appears to have gravity.

You read the words on the page:


The Wanderer of Infinity entered her Realm.
She stated upon entry: 7H3 5H17 15 901N9 0N?!
She then stated: WH47 7H3 H3LL JU57 H4PP3N3D?!
And after that: WH47 7H3 FUCK?!
The Wanderer of Infinity then proceeded to flail about for a bit.
Eventually she calmed down.
She retrieved Infinity's Template.
She looked around and stated: Y3p, ju57 4 wh0l3 l0774 n07h1n9 4nd 7h053 d07 7h1n95.
She attempted to close Infinity's Template, she lacked the power to do so.
She attempted to count the Infinite Planes and failed, she lacked the mind to do so.
She realized she lacked clothing, planar objects cannot travel to the Void of Infinity.
She states: WH47 7H3 FL1PP1N9 FUCK?!
She began to read Infinity's Template.
 

[NAV]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

My best probably really horrible advice if you're bored would be to leave your house without any plans at all and not return until something interesting happens. Like this one time I was really bored and angry so I left during the night. I walked through the woods for a few hours and found an interesting copper figurine of a dog. I walked for a few more hours and watched a family of deer. Then I slept under a tree for the night and went home in the morning. It was a full moon that night so now I have a permanent reputation as a werewolf.

Interesting things will happen if you let them.

Sit down at the edge of the platform. Dangle legs as if the void was a cold lake on a hot summer day. Stare into the void and have the void stare back into you.