You wander back to your house, the sun is beginning to come up.
You drag the corpses across your cluttered living room, trailing blood behind you and plop them in your kitchen. You run the pancakes under the tap for a bit, put some syrup on them and then eat them, they are soggy and to particularly pleasant, they taste slightly of dirt and maple syrup, they are somewhat filling though.
You go to the bathroom and get a medical kit out, you turn on the shower and try to rinse out the cut clw[3], you don't think you got much out of it, you try again clw[1] and accidentally turn the heat up. 0H FUCK 7H47 6URN51 You try yet again clw[5] and do an adequate job to move on.
You pour some medicinal alcohol on the wound and brace for the pain htdh![3] You don't brace very well and wind up screaming on the floor. 000000000WWWWWW! 909 D4MN 17! After a while you get up and move on.
You're pretty sure it isn't deep enough to need stitches mk?[5] so you get a bandage and wrap it around your shoulder and under your armpit several times bp?[10] and wrap it extremely well, given a few days and that scratch will be completely gone.
(I'm wondering why you guys/girls thought health regenerated from food, that doesn't make very much sense to me and therefore wounds behave realistically in this.)
You go and try to skin and gut the badgers bahf[5] bahf[2] and clean them both out quite well, one was perfectly cleaned, the other less so but still mostly cleaned out.
You begin attempting to smoke them sahf[10] sahf[4] and they both start going really well, it'll take a few hours before they are done.
You then go and see if Stephen will talk to you.
HaFu to KnWa
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5:51am===HaFu> Y0u 7h3r3?
5:53am===HaFu> L37 m3 kn0w wh3n y0u 937 0n.
It is 5:54am.
(Would you believe me if I told you that this entire update was written well I sat on the toilet? Would you believe me if I told you this is the only update that I have written well not listening to Homestuck music?)