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[Parsely]

Ponder how you'd go about that. Ask friends about it. Discuss theory and possible training techniques, if not with them then in your brain.

Wake Alex up by doing something screwy/loud but totally harmless on his computer.

[~Neri]

You set off a High Pitched Screeching Noise mp3 that you put on Alex's computer a while ago for just this kind of occasion, he flails and falls backwards in his chair.AAAUGH! WHAT THE FUCK LUNA?! AGAIN?!

As you wait for Alex to calm down, you think about psionic theory and how you could find a focus, you realize there are waaay too many fictional representations of psionics to really pin down a functional theory beyond "M1nd d035 57uff and 5h17 h4pp3n5." In order to find a focus, you would probably need to find an object that has a high level of psionic energy.

[Parsely]

H3y 4l3x, wh475 y0ur l3v3l 0f p510n1c 3n3r6y l1k3 7h353 d4y5?

[~Neri]

You turn on your mic and loudly shout "H3y 4l3x, wh475 y0ur l3v3l 0f p510n1c 3n3r6y l1k3 7h353 d4y5?"
Alex responds with How in the seven bells of the seven hells should I know? I'm not a psion, pretty sure nobody is. We aren't living in Warhammer 40k sadly.

[Harbingerjm]

Alex responds with "How in the seven bells of the seven hells should I know? I'm not a psion, pretty sure nobody is. We aren't living in Warhammer 40k sadly."

We aren't living in Warhammer 40k sadly."

sadly.

It's like he doesn't know anything about 40k at all.

[~Neri]

(He doesn't know anything about it, he knows it exists because Luna rants about it to him daily, Luna already ranted to him about it 14 hours ago though.)

[birdy51]

Perhaps he needs a reminder?

[Avis-Mergulus]

Regarding psionics, maybe we should just put our faith in the God-Emperor of Mankind? Just in case it helps. If it doesn't, additional hilarity may ensue.

[Parsely]

Regarding psionics, maybe we should just put our faith in the God-Emperor of Mankind? Just in case it helps. If it doesn't, additional hilarity may ensue.

+1

[~Neri]

You contemplate giving Alex his daily rant early, you decide he can wait for 10 hours.

You then decide to go and pray to the God-Emperor of Mankind. You have a shrine in your basement.

You walk into the living room and descend into the basement from there.

You sit on the shrine and try mentally projecting to the GEOM, using the shrine as a focus. psimphf[12]

H44441111111!!!!
YOU AGAIN?! LEAVE ME ALONE! IT IS REALLY ANNOYING TO HAVE SOME FANGIRL PESTER ME EVERY FEW HOURS! HOW DO YOU EVEN MANAGE TO PROJECT TO ME? DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?
1 4m 901n9 70 k33p 6u991n9 y0u un71l y0u 734ch m3 h0w 70 63 4 p510n, y0u kn0w my 734m5. 4nd n0, 1 d0n'7 h4v3 4ny7h1n9 63773r 70 d0, 1 ju57 k1ll3d 7w0 64d93r5 0u7 0f 60r3d0m.
Honestly, how do you manage to project to me?
1 d0n'7 kn0w! 1 70ld y0u 7h15 4lr34dy.
Well leave me alone till you 'figure out' how you do, some of us have jobs you know.
Wh47 j06?! y0u l1v3 1n 4 574515 ch4m63r
I'm not listening to you! Lalalalalalalalalalalaaaaa.
F0r 4n 1mm0rt4l, y0u 4r3 r34lly 1mm47ur3 50m371m35.
.... Shut up.

You decide that now that the God-Emperor of Mankind has begun acting childish since he stopped putting focus into the projections, you should wait till he is willing to focus more in a few hours before you bug him again.

WH47 N0W?

(Yes, I am aware that the GEOM's behavior and the fact there was even actual interaction is not cannon with WH40K in any way, there  is something called artistic license, expect more GEOM HaFu bickering in the near future.)

[birdy51]

For now, I'll just label as just one of the many multi-flavored facets of HaFu's mind. Now. We still have that game of XCOM going, don't we?

[The Froggy Ninja]

Theory on why she can project to the GEoM: Most likely HaFu already has psionic  potential and is using the shrine as a limited focus that only allows her to contact the GEoM. Please note I know nothing about Warhammer psionics so this may not make sense in this context.

[~Neri]

Theory on why she can project to the GEoM: Most likely HaFu already has psionic  potential and is using the shrine as a limited focus that only allows her to contact the GEoM. Please note I know nothing about Warhammer psionics so this may not make sense in this context.

(You're getting close with this theory maybe too close, also this game isn't using Warhammer psionics, this is using a special flavor of psionics I made up specifically for this game.)

For now, I'll just label as just one of the many multi-flavored facets of HaFu's mind. Now. We still have that game of XCOM going, don't we?

(Yes, we still have the X-COM game going.)

(writing that X-COM bit made me want to go back and play the old X-COM games, I am currently playing through X-COM: UFO Defense.)

[The Froggy Ninja]

((Misunderstood with the whole " We aren't living in Warhammer 40k sadly." and the GEoM's existence.))

[~Neri]

((Misunderstood with the whole " We aren't living in Warhammer 40k sadly." and the GEoM's existence.))

(On this planet, the Warhammer universe is seen as a game, Alex was talking about how they aren't living in what he sees as a fictional universe, you may or may not actually be in the Warhammer universe or it may just be on a separate plane, I won't tell you directly, you will find out down the line, the GEoM, either exists in some way and is able to interact with Luna or she is suffering from a very vivid hallucination, you will find out later. This game will get a tad confusing if you are taking what the characters say at face value, some of it is face value and some of it isn't.)