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[Helgoland]

Okay... Retech, I guess. Then Roll to Genocide.

Seeing as this is what I'm trying to do, why don't you assist my action so that we don't roll a 1?

Yeah, aight. You're in the Raptor Empire?

[WillowLuman]

Okay... Retech, I guess. Then Roll to Genocide.

Seeing as this is what I'm trying to do, why don't you assist my action so that we don't roll a 1?

Yeah, aight. You're in the Raptor Empire?

Of course. I did found it, after all.

[Helgoland]

Okay... Retech, I guess. Then Roll to Genocide.

Seeing as this is what I'm trying to do, why don't you assist my action so that we don't roll a 1?

Yeah, aight. You're in the Raptor Empire?

Of course. I did found it, after all.

Oh... Okay, rolecall: Anyone who's involved with Raptor politics, say so. Then I shall eliminate each one of you and finally be uncontested ruler, muahaha.

[smurfingtonthethird]

I must murder all of my assignments, so sorta sporadic updates for a day or two.

[CaptainMcClellan]

I'm still new, I haven't gotten involved in the Raptor Empire just yet.

[smurfingtonthethird]

I'm free, my boys, freeeeeee!

Possess the nearest humanoid and start slowly redeveloping technology.

[4]

Slow development is slow. The old 'knife on a stick' is making wonderful progress.

Find a less... wow universe.

[5]

Welcome to the cheese universe. I eat cheese here.

Well then, looks like I'll have to use the one cultural advantage that raptors have over others. Science does not require gadgets, science requires the will to examine and experiment. Science is not the technology, but the process that creates the technology. We must use the power that created the raptor empire in the first place. Therefore,

META DRUNK SCIENCE! AGAIN!

[5]

The raptor empire is rebuilt rather quickly. Booze powered starships!

Cyrydiad: "That looksss fun..."

Lolfail: "Uhhh... Actually, you may have a point there."

Both: ABSORB THE SUN.

[1]

Melted by sun. Woo.

Soo..wait wha-

Kerfloof!

Establish cheesbro as primary host.

Ok then...Is there anyone else in here?

[4]

Cheesebro is in direct control.

Me, and that other guy. I'm mentally dominating him.

Escape earth

[6]

You escape the earth into spaaace.

PING PONG CIRCULATE. DANCING TIME.

[3]

SFW barriers reactivated. Taser fields on.

((Revive self.))
Thaw and revive BARBARA, dammit!
YOU WILL LIVE, MY SWEET!!

[4]

BARBARA has returned! Cute scene while in spaceships fleeing earth, yay!

Get a ride at the afterlife bus terminal,have a chat with the RNG.

[5]

What?

(Alright, I'll give this a shot.)

I am an AI driven tank that survived the technology destruction due to being powered by biotechnology, I aid Helgoland in his war with the Orks by giving him more of a fighting chance and attacking them myself.

[2]

Ork hijack!

Meditate. Watch over NAV. ((I might change this if NAV does something big.))

[3]

NAV watching is boring.

Okay... Retech, I guess. Then Roll to Genocide.

[1]

No genocide! Orks have captured you!

Return from long depression with new epiphany induced by over-consumption of tea

[5]

You understand your true calling now: alcoholic tea.

[kj1225]

Bang the RNG's sister. I might as well screw someone after getting screwed that many times.

[CaptainMcClellan]

MY HALBERD IS AWESOME! Swings fresh halberd/spear/whatever.

Work on next brilliant invention

[WillowLuman]

The long war and alcoholism has damaged our people's sanity...

SPACE JAM THE ORKS TO ANIHILATION!

[Helgoland]

Escape the Orks' clutches, with wit, strength, and historical inevitability.
Anyone up for rescuing me?

[WillowLuman]

Escape the Orks' clutches, with wit, strength, and historical inevitability.
Anyone up for rescuing me?

A question to the Raptor people: do you favor rescuing Helgoland?

[Helgoland]

Escape the Orks' clutches, with wit, strength, and historical inevitability.
Anyone up for rescuing me?

A question to the Raptor people: do you favor rescuing Helgoland?

Oh goddammit, I work day and night for our people, I even get captured while on the front lines, and you won't even rescue me? Have I not fought valiantly before? Have I not led our efforts to push back the Orks many times before, successfully?

[WillowLuman]

Yes, but this is war, and we may have to forgo your rescue in order to strike sooner, and harder. I'll try to retrieve you once they are defeated.

[Helgoland]

Well, you shouldn't rescue me if it hampers the war effort, of course. But I'd appreciate it if you didn't leave me hanging for no good reason.

[blazing glory]

Bang the RNG's sister. I might as well screw someone after getting screwed that many times.

((Can you do that after I have a chat with the RNG? I don't need any interruptions.))

Ask the RNG why he's generally being a jerk most of the time.