..wh...well, I was kind of trying to kick off the consumption of all biomass in the universe. Who are you again?
The GM. After learning GM language, you joined this multiverse's telepathic communication thing.Lolfail: "What now?"
Cyrydiad: "Orbital bombardment?"
Lolfail: "Sounds good."
Both: Create umbrapyromantic missiles and launch them at Earth.
[6]
You explode Earth. YOU EXPLODED THE ENTIRE PLANET.
Have a nice loooong talk with the grim reaper and ask him why he's being so mean to me.
[3]
"Eh? You want the RNG, not me."Kinda figures that I can't juggle without arms, but it was worth a try. Meditate.
[5]
Meditation ensues. You learn more about potatoes. You are now high priest of the potato god.
Okay, just fight like our Raptor Ancestors would want us to, then.
[6]
Ork-Raptor war! Lack of technology puts Orks in the lead!
Magic girl stuff.
[1]
The earth is exploded. This greatly limits the amount of things you can do.
Since there are no rules, unleash a hadoken out of the mouth!
HA-DO-KEEEEEEHN
[2]
HA-DO-KEand the planet is exploded.
An unknown entity from another dimension capable of shapeshifting into a rambling maniac with a gun and helmet, a scary-ass armored man, and a large being of pure magic.
"WHAT IS HAPPENING!?"
[3]
Earth exploded. Fun.Find portal to planet of aliens.
[4]
You warp to Star Wars universe. Winrar?
Well, I may as well use the games my skull is from, then.
Find either the planet Dominus or Guardia.
[1]
This is relatively tricky to do without spaceships and orks killing your stuff.
Summon literally infinite potatoes.
[3]
You are thrown into the potato dimension.
DEFEAT THE SWF BLOCKER WITH HOTBLOODEDNESS.
[4]
OH FUCK