I'm free, my boys, freeeeeee!Possess the nearest humanoid and start slowly redeveloping technology.
[4]
Slow development is slow. The old 'knife on a stick' is making wonderful progress.
Find a less... wow universe.
[5]
Welcome to the cheese universe. I eat cheese here.
Well then, looks like I'll have to use the one cultural advantage that raptors have over others. Science does not require gadgets, science requires the will to examine and experiment. Science is not the technology, but the process that creates the technology. We must use the power that created the raptor empire in the first place. Therefore,
META DRUNK SCIENCE! AGAIN!
[5]
The raptor empire is rebuilt rather quickly. Booze powered starships!
Cyrydiad: "That looksss fun..."
Lolfail: "Uhhh... Actually, you may have a point there."
Both: ABSORB THE SUN.
[1]
Melted by sun. Woo.
Soo..wait wha-
Kerfloof!
Establish cheesbro as primary host.
Ok then...Is there anyone else in here?
[4]
Cheesebro is in direct control.
Me, and that other guy. I'm mentally dominating him.Escape earth
[6]
You escape the earth into spaaace.
PING PONG CIRCULATE. DANCING TIME.
[3]
SFW barriers reactivated. Taser fields on.
((Revive self.))
Thaw and revive BARBARA, dammit!
YOU WILL LIVE, MY SWEET!!
[4]
BARBARA has returned! Cute scene while in spaceships fleeing earth, yay!
Get a ride at the afterlife bus terminal,have a chat with the RNG.
[5]
What?(Alright, I'll give this a shot.)
I am an AI driven tank that survived the technology destruction due to being powered by biotechnology, I aid Helgoland in his war with the Orks by giving him more of a fighting chance and attacking them myself.
[2]
Ork hijack!
Meditate. Watch over NAV. ((I might change this if NAV does something big.))
[3]
NAV watching is boring.
Okay... Retech, I guess. Then Roll to Genocide.
[1]
No genocide! Orks have captured you!
Return from long depression with new epiphany induced by over-consumption of tea
[5]
You understand your true calling now: alcoholic tea.