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[kj1225]

BYPASS SFW! ACHIEVE FINAL DESTINY! NAKEDNESS!

((Could someone remind me as to why I seem to be following this thread?))

You mean that didn't remind you?

((No, it only confused me further.))

((Basically it's exactly as it says on the tin. For example I am Human!Kyubey and am in the cheese dimension. Also the earth is fucked, being attacked, and has been taken over by raptors who I am going to at some point destroy for fun.))

[Lolfail0009]

((Basically it's exactly as it says on the tin. For example I am Human!Kyubey and am in the cheese dimension. Also the earth is fucked, being attacked, and has been taken over by raptors who I am going to at some point destroy for fun.))

((Too late; I destroyed it with an orbital bombardment [6] ))

[kj1225]

((So what is the remains of the moon going to mess with?))

[WillowLuman]

((Basically it's exactly as it says on the tin. For example I am Human!Kyubey and am in the cheese dimension. Also the earth is fucked, being attacked, and has been taken over by raptors who I am going to at some point destroy for fun.))

(Nope. The raptors have long since abandoned the Earth for the stars. The even tried to quarantine that disaster zone of a planet, but Helgoland broke it because he forgot about it and attacked through it.)

[kj1225]

Well, not that it's going to affect me. Although now I want to drunk science Earth back...

[blazing glory]

((And I'm in the afterlife having a chat with the RNG because I've died for the 3rd time now.))

[smurfingtonthethird]

The RNG decides what the roll is himself. He creates 6 versions of reality every time the dice is thrown.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

That's a lot of realities.

[IcyTea31]

So, theoretically, we could enter a 'verse where specific die rolls landed differently?

Fake edit: Hey, we already did this with the post-nuclear Brisbane episode!

[smurfingtonthethird]

Damn straight.

[CaptainMcClellan]

BYPASS SFW! ACHIEVE FINAL DESTINY! NAKEDNESS!

You roll a 1. You realize how cold it is to be naked, especially after getting catapulted into space.

[Helgoland]

((Basically it's exactly as it says on the tin. For example I am Human!Kyubey and am in the cheese dimension. Also the earth is fucked, being attacked, and has been taken over by raptors who I am going to at some point destroy for fun.))

(Nope. The raptors have long since abandoned the Earth for the stars. The even tried to quarantine that disaster zone of a planet, but Helgoland broke it because he forgot about it and attacked through it.)

((Hey, I just sent spies...))

[WillowLuman]

((Basically it's exactly as it says on the tin. For example I am Human!Kyubey and am in the cheese dimension. Also the earth is fucked, being attacked, and has been taken over by raptors who I am going to at some point destroy for fun.))

(Nope. The raptors have long since abandoned the Earth for the stars. The even tried to quarantine that disaster zone of a planet, but Helgoland broke it because he forgot about it and attacked through it.)

((Hey, I just sent spies...))

(Then you tried to attack the Orks, who were inside. And rolled a 1, setting all the shit in there free. But such is minimalist RTD.)

[Helgoland]

((Basically it's exactly as it says on the tin. For example I am Human!Kyubey and am in the cheese dimension. Also the earth is fucked, being attacked, and has been taken over by raptors who I am going to at some point destroy for fun.))

(Nope. The raptors have long since abandoned the Earth for the stars. The even tried to quarantine that disaster zone of a planet, but Helgoland broke it because he forgot about it and attacked through it.)

((Hey, I just sent spies...))

(Then you tried to attack the Orks, who were inside. And rolled a 1, setting all the shit in there free. But such is minimalist RTD.)

(I meant the Orks outside, the ones that were attacking us... But at least I shouldn't be seen as a coward anymore )

[smurfingtonthethird]

Bang the RNG's sister. I might as well screw someone after getting screwed that many times.

[3]

Oh hell no.

MY HALBERD IS AWESOME! Swings fresh halberd/spear/whatever.

Work on next brilliant invention

[2]

A potato strapped to a stick. Progess.

The long war and alcoholism has damaged our people's sanity...

SPACE JAM THE ORKS TO ANIHILATION!

[5]

Orks have been sent to oblivion. Winrar.

Escape the Orks' clutches, with wit, strength, and historical inevitability.
Anyone up for rescuing me?

[6]

Escape! You sneak out of your cage, only to find no Orks. Or anything, for that matter.

Bang the RNG's sister. I might as well screw someone after getting screwed that many times.

((Can you do that after I have a chat with the RNG? I don't need any interruptions.))

Ask the RNG why he's generally being a jerk most of the time.

[2]

Because of two things.
One, I'm all powerful, even in your true reality. Everything you do in every reality is decided by me, multiple times. I am the creator of infinite universes.

Two, schadenfreude. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to write up the events of infinite worlds.

Both: Reform.

[5]

Perfect reformation.

Give my beautiful wife a kiss.

[4]

Kiss ensues.

Seek full understanding of potatoes.

[1]

You can never truly understand them.

I activate my emergency protocols and resist the hijack, I attempt to rescue Helgoland from those FILTHY orks.

[4]

You take him back home from his deserted planet.

Test hivemind, see how many other (things) cheesebro's infected since I last 'saw' him.
&/or check surroundings.

Who? Just the two of you?

runners-up for cheesebro:

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[6]

Floating through space. Huh.

Only two in this multiverse. The omniverse channel is locked to you for good reason.

BYPASS SFW! ACHIEVE FINAL DESTINY! NAKEDNESS!

((I should really put this on the front page))
[2]

SFW barriers are strong. Hold the fucking line!