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[Helgoland]

Possibly, yes. Or to the Orks themselves - it's been done before, after all.

[NAV]

Create a moon base

[IcyTea31]

Meditate on the deepest being of potatoes while waiting for the homeverse conflict to end.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Kill the GODEMEPEROR!

[3]

You poke him in the eye. Pain ensues (for you).

Reinforcements through the portal!

[6]

Yay! Also daleks through the portal! FUCK

Teleport race into the innards of a random PC.

[1]

Oh shiet. You teleport into the innards of Xantalos.

Woot!

Offer asylum to any creature that wants a break from fighting. Arm the hobos to act as guards.

[1]

Orks steal all your shit.

Find a fictional universe where I can mess worth the plot at my hearts content.

[3]

Okay what have I finished reading that has a great chance of chaos ensu-TENCHI UNIVERSE

Look at console

[5]

Ooh, buttons. Fancy. > Begin arming protocol?

Tap into cheese-fuckbro's GM language memory at long-distance. Use it to acquire options from the manual.

[5]

You just manage to do it. Apparently, there are four options:

One: Consume all matter in galaxy
Two: Consume all machinery in galaxy
Three: Consume all life in the galaxy
Four: Consume all sentient life and machinery in galaxy

All those are pretty fucked.

You also speak and read GM now.

Now I'm in your brain FOREVEEERRR

Lolfail: Attempt to control the bone golem.

Cyrydiad: "That looks better!" Assimilate the bone golem.

[6]

You both achieve your goals. Mind screws all round!

More genocide. More efficient genocide. More efficient and thorough genocide.

[4]

Woo, party
Except everyone is kill
You get Hitler's stamp of approval

Turn everyone in my immediate area into nothing,being nobody the police will not be able to find me.

[6]

This creates a vacuum shock wave that destroys the city they are in, burying you in rubble.

Create a moon base

[2]

You can't make a moonbase, there's already a moonbase.

Meditate on the deepest being of potatoes while waiting for the homeverse conflict to end.

[5]

You gain more potato knowledge. You are now an acolyte of the eldritch potato god whose identity shall remain hidden.

[IcyTea31]

Find the recipe for potato fondue through experimentation.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Instruct the hobos to steal other players' weapons, munitions, and armor.

[Lolfail0009]

Lolfail: Break contact with golem!Cyrydiad. Make more golems to fight on our side.

Cyrydiad: "Now it'sss time to have sssome fun!" Start killing remaining shit for more materials for Lolfail.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Enact option 2, consume all machinery.

Afterwards, allow hive-mind link to wane, and let cheez-bro to do his thing; spreading the potato-virus to the farthest reaches of the galaxy.

Ahem..
"Potato"
Who are you?

Create a moon base

[2]

You can't make a moonbase, there's already a moonbase.

Is it a moonbase if it's not a moon anymore?

Find the recipe for potato fondue through experimentation.

You may want to inject some drugs first. Watch out for cheesebro.

[blazing glory]

Nobody was buried in the rubble,I head off to the nearest sign of civilization.

[IcyTea31]

You may want to inject some drugs first. Watch out for cheesebro.

I am in the potato dimension, away from everything but potatoes. I do have plenty to experiment on.

[Xantalos]

EAT UNIVERSE

[blazing glory]

EAT UNIVERSE

Nobody was in the universe when it was eaten.

[Helgoland]

((So the Orks are gone? Or the Ork war over?))
Send spies to Earth, find out what's going on.

[NAV]

Oh. Destroy the moonbase. By crashing through all the walls. Huzzah.

[poketwo]

Yes