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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #1995 on: March 30, 2014, 07:59:29 am »

Burst out of Xantalos.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #1996 on: March 30, 2014, 08:59:01 am »

Kill the Godemporer darn it.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #1997 on: March 30, 2014, 09:19:31 am »

Bombard the planet from orbit for a week or two with particle beams and nukes. And maybe a few thousand asteroids.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #1998 on: March 30, 2014, 02:38:23 pm »

"EXTERMINATE THE XENOS! DRIVE THEM INTO THE WARP!"

EXTERMINATE
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #1999 on: March 30, 2014, 03:16:04 pm »

Kill the Godemporer darn it.
((Kill the what, Godemperor darn it?))
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #2000 on: March 30, 2014, 03:21:42 pm »

((I can't spell emperor.))
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #2001 on: March 30, 2014, 03:23:44 pm »

((Huh, I really didn't notice - it was supposed to be a joke ;) ))
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I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #2002 on: March 30, 2014, 03:59:17 pm »

Find the recipe for potato fondue through experimentation.

[3]

None for you. You get the recipe for normal fondue.

:( Instruct the hobos to steal other players' weapons, munitions, and armor.

[2]

They generally get shot up.

Lolfail: Break contact with golem!Cyrydiad. Make more golems to fight on our side.

Cyrydiad: "Now it'sss time to have sssome fun!" Start killing remaining shit for more materials for Lolfail.

[1] Gole-oh fuck its the Omegalisk hold onto your butts

It cleaves the bone golem in half.

Enact option 2, consume all machinery.

Afterwards, allow hive-mind link to wane, and let cheez-bro to do his thing; spreading the potato-virus to the farthest reaches of the galaxy.

Ahem..
"Potato"
Who are you?




Create a moon base

[2]

You can't make a moonbase, there's already a moonbase.
Is it a moonbase if it's not a moon anymore?

Find the recipe for potato fondue through experimentation.
You may want to inject some drugs first. Watch out for cheesebro.

[6]

Um, the GM. You're on my hivemind frequency, and now I'm here to annoy you for eternity.

Nobody was buried in the rubble,I head off to the nearest sign of civilization.

[1]

But by being nobody you are somebody. Paradox! You explode.

EAT UNIVERSE

[5]

okay

The entirety of the universe now rests inside Xantalos's digestive system. You're at the same size as normal, though.

((So the Orks are gone? Or the Ork war over?))
Send spies to Earth, find out what's going on.
((You can never ever be rid of the orks. You got rid of most of them for now.))
[2]

It's a shitfight down there. The planet is a molten mess of a planet covered in factions trying to etch out a living in the rubble of civilisation while avoiding moon-rock bombardments.

Oh. Destroy the moonbase. By crashing through all the walls. Huzzah.

[6]

You do so as the shard of moonrock the base was on crushes you.

Yes

[5]

The room rapidly shrinks to conform around your body. Mark 9 NanoForge online. Awaiting orders.

Burst out of Xantalos.

[1]

You enter the singularity. You are kill... sorta

Kill the Godemporer darn it.
[3]

You kill his double. You're in the turd now.

Bombard the planet from orbit for a week or two with particle beams and nukes. And maybe a few thousand asteroids.

[1]

Guess who comes to play? Tenchi and his god-containing harem. You get fuuuuucked uuuuuuup.


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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #2003 on: March 30, 2014, 04:01:33 pm »

Let's just... forget that they are people, and keep quaranteening that wretched world.

Expand the interstellar infrastructure, deccreasing travelling time between the different parts of the Raptor civilization.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #2004 on: March 30, 2014, 04:03:12 pm »

Using Human!Kyubey as the primary avatar.
Make contracts with Orks inbetween murdering nonchaos affiliated humans.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #2005 on: March 30, 2014, 04:13:53 pm »

Get manual
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #2006 on: March 30, 2014, 04:26:48 pm »

screw it, send in the tyrandis then move on the to the next actual helpless fictional universe.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #2007 on: March 30, 2014, 05:26:59 pm »

The GM? Why?

((Did I accomplish the tasks? If not,)) initiate machine-cleansing((.))
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #2008 on: March 30, 2014, 05:31:50 pm »

Slowwwwwly, sennnnsssuaaallllyyy strip.
DO IT HARDER. IGNITE THE PINK LIGHTS TO STAY SFW
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #2009 on: March 30, 2014, 06:35:36 pm »

Let's just... forget that they are people, and keep quaranteening that wretched world.

Expand the interstellar infrastructure, deccreasing travelling time between the different parts of the Raptor civilization.

[6]

You make gates into the Warp to greatly increase speed. Bad idea. Chaos forces come flying out.

Using Human!Kyubey as the primary avatar.
Make contracts with Orks inbetween murdering nonchaos affiliated humans.

[3]

"We'ze da Orks! We dunt need you grots ta win! Cause orks're made for fightin, and winnin!"

Get manual

[4]

It's automated. Try it out because you're still on battlefield earth.

screw it, send in the tyrandis then move on the to the next actual helpless fictional universe.

[6]

They wipe out the tyranids and banish you to the warp.

The GM? Why?

((Did I accomplish the tasks? If not,)) initiate machine-cleansing((.))

[5]

The cloud powers up. It immediately devours all machinery on earth, and spreads from system to system though the warp. In 5 hours, the enitre galaxy is devoid of technology. Notably, the zerg/tyranids are messing everything up.

Slowwwwwly, sennnnsssuaaallllyyy strip.
DO IT HARDER. IGNITE THE PINK LIGHTS TO STAY SFW

[1]

NO LIGHTS

Initiating SFW.exe

potato storm
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