Find the recipe for potato fondue through experimentation.
[3]
None for you. You get the recipe for normal fondue.
Instruct the hobos to steal other players' weapons, munitions, and armor.
[2]
They generally get shot up.
Lolfail: Break contact with golem!Cyrydiad. Make more golems to fight on our side.
Cyrydiad: "Now it'sss time to have sssome fun!" Start killing remaining shit for more materials for Lolfail.
[1] Gole-oh fuck its the Omegalisk hold onto your butts
It cleaves the bone golem in half.
Enact option 2, consume all machinery.
Afterwards, allow hive-mind link to wane, and let cheez-bro to do his thing; spreading the potato-virus to the farthest reaches of the galaxy.
Ahem..
"Potato"
Who are you?
Create a moon base
[2]
You can't make a moonbase, there's already a moonbase.
Is it a moonbase if it's not a moon anymore?
Find the recipe for potato fondue through experimentation.
You may want to inject some drugs first. Watch out for cheesebro.
[6]
Um, the GM. You're on my hivemind frequency, and now I'm here to annoy you for eternity. Nobody was buried in the rubble,I head off to the nearest sign of civilization.
[1]
But by being nobody you are somebody. Paradox! You explode.
EAT UNIVERSE
[5]
okay
The entirety of the universe now rests inside Xantalos's digestive system. You're at the same size as normal, though.
((So the Orks are gone? Or the Ork war over?))
Send spies to Earth, find out what's going on.
((You can never ever be rid of the orks. You got rid of most of them for now.))
[2]
It's a shitfight down there. The planet is a molten mess of a planet covered in factions trying to etch out a living in the rubble of civilisation while avoiding moon-rock bombardments.
Oh. Destroy the moonbase. By crashing through all the walls. Huzzah.
[6]
You do so as the shard of moonrock the base was on crushes you.
Yes
[5]
The room rapidly shrinks to conform around your body.
Mark 9 NanoForge online. Awaiting orders.Burst out of Xantalos.
[1]
You enter the singularity. You are kill... sorta
Kill the Godemporer darn it.
[3]
You kill his double. You're in the turd now.
Bombard the planet from orbit for a week or two with particle beams and nukes. And maybe a few thousand asteroids.
[1]
Guess who comes to play? Tenchi and his god-containing harem. You get fuuuuucked uuuuuuup.