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Helgoland

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #1980 on: March 29, 2014, 09:04:07 pm »

Possibly, yes. Or to the Orks themselves - it's been done before, after all.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #1981 on: March 29, 2014, 09:05:48 pm »

Create a moon base
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #1982 on: March 29, 2014, 10:25:23 pm »

Meditate on the deepest being of potatoes while waiting for the homeverse conflict to end.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #1983 on: March 30, 2014, 02:31:03 am »

Kill the GODEMEPEROR!

[3]

You poke him in the eye. Pain ensues (for you).

Reinforcements through the portal!

[6]

Yay! Also daleks through the portal! FUCK

Teleport race into the innards of a random PC.

[1]

Oh shiet. You teleport into the innards of Xantalos.

Woot!

Offer asylum to any creature that wants a break from fighting. Arm the hobos to act as guards.

[1]

Orks steal all your shit.

Find a fictional universe where I can mess worth the plot at my hearts content.

[3]

Okay what have I finished reading that has a great chance of chaos ensu-TENCHI UNIVERSE

Look at console

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Ooh, buttons. Fancy. > Begin arming protocol?

Tap into cheese-fuckbro's GM language memory at long-distance. Use it to acquire options from the manual.

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You just manage to do it. Apparently, there are four options:

One: Consume all matter in galaxy
Two: Consume all machinery in galaxy
Three: Consume all life in the galaxy
Four: Consume all sentient life and machinery in galaxy

All those are pretty fucked.

You also speak and read GM now.

Now I'm in your brain FOREVEEERRR

Lolfail: Attempt to control the bone golem.

Cyrydiad: "That looks better!" Assimilate the bone golem.

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You both achieve your goals. Mind screws all round!

More genocide. More efficient genocide. More efficient and thorough genocide.

[4]

Woo, party
Except everyone is kill
You get Hitler's stamp of approval

Turn everyone in my immediate area into nothing,being nobody the police will not be able to find me.

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This creates a vacuum shock wave that destroys the city they are in, burying you in rubble.

Create a moon base

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You can't make a moonbase, there's already a moonbase.

Meditate on the deepest being of potatoes while waiting for the homeverse conflict to end.

[5]

You gain more potato knowledge. You are now an acolyte of the eldritch potato god whose identity shall remain hidden.
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IcyTea31

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #1984 on: March 30, 2014, 02:49:10 am »

Find the recipe for potato fondue through experimentation.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #1985 on: March 30, 2014, 02:50:01 am »

:( Instruct the hobos to steal other players' weapons, munitions, and armor.

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #1986 on: March 30, 2014, 02:50:31 am »

Lolfail: Break contact with golem!Cyrydiad. Make more golems to fight on our side.

Cyrydiad: "Now it'sss time to have sssome fun!" Start killing remaining shit for more materials for Lolfail.

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #1987 on: March 30, 2014, 02:53:13 am »

Enact option 2, consume all machinery.

Afterwards, allow hive-mind link to wane, and let cheez-bro to do his thing; spreading the potato-virus to the farthest reaches of the galaxy.

Ahem..
"Potato"
Who are you?




Create a moon base

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You can't make a moonbase, there's already a moonbase.
Is it a moonbase if it's not a moon anymore?

Find the recipe for potato fondue through experimentation.
You may want to inject some drugs first. Watch out for cheesebro.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #1988 on: March 30, 2014, 03:00:47 am »

Nobody was buried in the rubble,I head off to the nearest sign of civilization.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #1989 on: March 30, 2014, 03:02:50 am »

You may want to inject some drugs first. Watch out for cheesebro.
I am in the potato dimension, away from everything but potatoes. I do have plenty to experiment on.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #1990 on: March 30, 2014, 03:22:42 am »

EAT UNIVERSE
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #1991 on: March 30, 2014, 03:36:59 am »

EAT UNIVERSE

Nobody was in the universe when it was eaten.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #1992 on: March 30, 2014, 07:42:50 am »

((So the Orks are gone? Or the Ork war over?))
Send spies to Earth, find out what's going on.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #1993 on: March 30, 2014, 07:52:24 am »

Oh. Destroy the moonbase. By crashing through all the walls. Huzzah.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #1994 on: March 30, 2014, 07:56:26 am »

Yes
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