Kill the GODEMEPEROR!
[3]
You poke him in the eye. Pain ensues (for you).
Reinforcements through the portal!
[6]
Yay! Also daleks through the portal! FUCK
Teleport race into the innards of a random PC.
[1]
Oh shiet. You teleport into the innards of Xantalos.
Woot!
Offer asylum to any creature that wants a break from fighting. Arm the hobos to act as guards.
[1]
Orks steal all your shit.
Find a fictional universe where I can mess worth the plot at my hearts content.
[3]
Okay what have I finished reading that has a great chance of chaos ensu-TENCHI UNIVERSE
Look at console
[5]
Ooh, buttons. Fancy.
> Begin arming protocol?Tap into cheese-fuckbro's GM language memory at long-distance. Use it to acquire options from the manual.
[5]
You just manage to do it. Apparently, there are four options:
One: Consume all matter in galaxy
Two: Consume all machinery in galaxy
Three: Consume all life in the galaxy
Four: Consume all sentient life and machinery in galaxy
All those are pretty fucked.
You also speak and read GM now.
Now I'm in your brain FOREVEEERRRLolfail: Attempt to control the bone golem.
Cyrydiad: "That looks better!" Assimilate the bone golem.
[6]
You both achieve your goals. Mind screws all round!
More genocide. More efficient genocide. More efficient and thorough genocide.
[4]
Woo, party
Except everyone is kill
You get Hitler's stamp of approval
Turn everyone in my immediate area into nothing,being nobody the police will not be able to find me.
[6]
This creates a vacuum shock wave that destroys the city they are in, burying you in rubble.
Create a moon base
[2]
You can't make a moonbase, there's already a moonbase.
Meditate on the deepest being of potatoes while waiting for the homeverse conflict to end.
[5]
You gain more potato knowledge. You are now an acolyte of the eldritch potato god
whose identity shall remain hidden.