Lolfail: Create a combat abomination out of everything that's not living in this arena!
Cyrydiad: Glare at Lolfail, and start launching fireballs whilst using metastable shadows as floating shields.
[3]
You make a bone golem. Unfortunately for you, you've got no control over it.
Open a rift to someverse safe, stabilize it, escape.
[4]
Earth is fucked! WOOPWOOPWHOOPWOOPWHOOP
You're in the potato dimension.
Destroy everything
[1]
You turn yourself into a powerless potato. Not sure how that happened.
THAT FUCKER TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME!
Well we'll see who has the last laugh.
Assume FULL CONTROL via hive-mind. Access douchebag-memories, acquire language.
This is why you use protection, kids.
((I love how you instantly assume the worst))
[6]
You're in direct control. Oh yeah, headache because you're driving too many things.
Become nobody,a wizard who specializes in the magic art of nothing.
[5]
Um, okay.
START RACING ON SHARDS OF MOON ROCK
[6]
AWESOME! Until you enter lower earth orbit and depressurise explosively.
Hire someone to make sure that the Orks never attacked Earth in the first place. Or just leave.
[2]
OPTION B IT IS, RUN AWAY
Ask Khorne if I should do something about the apocolyspe.
[4]
KILL SHIT
DER
get out of the bed
[4]
You get out of the bed. The bed retracts into the wall. A console screen in the wall lights up.
Destroy the Xenos! For the Emperor!
[3]
TOO MANY
OH TITMONKEYS
Ork genocide.
[5]
Yay for genocide!
Slap the demon on the nose.
[1]
It flicks you into a slab of moonrock.
Establish a party of super beings to build a peaceful sub-universe.
[4]
Kay.