(Going back to normal RTD rules, because I forgot my new old ones.)
YaY friends!
[5]
YAAAAAAAY.
Ask gravity politely to make me fall slower, just this once.
[4]
Universe bluffed. You're falling pretty slow now.
Found my own country, named Corneria.
[3]
You found your country. It is promptly invaded by the US Spec Ops infantry aiming weapons at your head.
Help my friend save the world.
NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.
I just realized I don't even know where or why the nuke is being launched...
Using the (hopefully) gained powers, cast an EMP on the matrix, then continue firing. IF I don't get powers, find a conveniently placed EMP device and use it. Very conveniently.
3, 5 VS 2 + 1
The hat abomination falls off the mech. The nuclear silo doors open, and a missile goes flying up. The bread mech lays into the missile guidance system, and with the computer failing to activate the shielding, the nuke is conveniently wiped out by the bread throwing Hugoluman at it. The nuke is knocked out of the air, falling on the asylum and smashing half of it.
CONSUME BEVERAGES WHILE WATCHING CARNAGE FROM SAVE, MULTIDIMENSIONAL DISTANCE
[3]
YOU ARE WARPED TO THE GM LAIR. POPCORN, VODKA AND ANY TYPE OF POTATO DISH ARE AVAILABLE.
Take my book and teleport myself back to the regular world. Appear before the Order of The Blessed Agonies and have them write another book prophecising the fall of Elephant Prade.
[6]
You find your book. Goodbye, ring. You go to the Order and they write a book on the Fall of Elephant Prade. Except you dictated his name wrong and now some random called Elephant Prade is dead. Smooooth.
Escape from potato dimension to dark city. Acquire supertea.
[5]
ESCAPE GET! TEA GET!
YOU ARE NOW A TEA GOD APOSTLE.
That's one way to do it, but I assume the GM finds spontaneous gaining of powers more stupidly fun. Or funnily stupid.
Why not both?