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[smurfingtonthethird]

Escape from potato dimension to dark city. Acquire supertea.

[Remuthra]

NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.

[IcyTea31]

Oh, carp. In addition to attempting to discover magic powers, shoot the nuke down with machine gun.

[smurfingtonthethird]

NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.

You get a +1 bonus for Starcraft reference. Whether this ends well for you is up to the RNG.

Oh, carp. In addition to attempting to discover magic powers, shoot the nuke down with machine gun.

Oh geez.

[Playergamer]

Found my own country, named Corneria.

[Remuthra]

Oh, carp. In addition to attempting to discover magic powers, shoot the nuke down with machine gun.

YOU THINK PALTRY MACHINE GUNS CAN STOP ME?

Cast a Defensive Matrix over my nuke before I fire it!

[IcyTea31]

I just realized I don't even know where or why the nuke is being launched...

Using the (hopefully) gained powers, cast an EMP on the matrix, then continue firing. IF I don't get powers, find a conveniently placed EMP device and use it. Very conveniently.

[Remuthra]

I just realized I don't even know where or why the nuke is being launched...

Using the (hopefully) gained powers, cast an EMP on the matrix, then continue firing. IF I don't get powers, find a conveniently placed EMP device and use it. Very conveniently.

_{But ghosts don't have machine guns...}

[IcyTea31]

_{But ghosts don't have machine guns...}

But bread loaves in mechsuits do.

[Remuthra]

_{But ghosts don't have machine guns...}

But bread loaves in mechsuits do.

Bread loaves are not able to cast EMP. The game makes clear that humans are exceptional in psionic potential.

[IcyTea31]

Regular bread loaves, yes. I am trying to gain magic powers or find a convenient EMP device this round.

[Remuthra]

You'd need to turn yourself into a Bread Dragoon first.

[IcyTea31]

That's one way to do it, but I assume the GM finds spontaneous gaining of powers more stupidly fun. Or funnily stupid.

[darkpaladin109]

Take my book and teleport myself back to the regular world. Appear before the Order of The Blessed Agonies and have them write another book prophecising the fall of Elephant Prade.

[IcyTea31]

If everything I've tried this round fails, pray for Elephant Parade to save me.