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[Remuthra]

I don't really hate anyone. Do I still count?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEE

[kj1225]

B-but Remuthra-senpai...

[Remuthra]

B-but Remuthra-senpai...

REMUTHRA IS NO MORE, FOR THERE IS ONLY HAAATE!

((I would restart my proprietary forum game for this event now, but I can't find it .))

[Elephant Parade]

I don't really hate anyone. Do I still count?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEE

((I would restart my proprietary forum game for this event now, but I can't find it .))

Here it is.

[kj1225]

BUT I LOVE YOU!

[smurfingtonthethird]

[smurfingtonthethird]

Sigh and go try to do something that doesn't kill someone.

wHY DO I KILL EVERYTHING!?

[6]

You join a pacifist group in Elephantea City. Now you can't kill anything without being shunned by your new friends.

Glide down slowly like a peice of paper?

[1]

Gravity is an asshole. You're falling faster.

Wait, I can charge devices wirelessly only if they're wired? What?

Turn off radio. Let HugoLuman in, if there's room. Otherwise, grab him and put on top of my mech as a hat. (Do let him grab his arms) Find nuclear launch silos. If uncontested, destroy the launch systems. Time to be a hero and save this city. Or what's left of it.

Wait, I can charge devices wirelessly only if they're wired? What?

Turn off radio. Let HugoLuman in, if there's room. Otherwise, grab him and put on top of my mech as a hat. (Do let him grab his arms) Find nuclear launch silos. If uncontested, destroy the launch systems. Time to be a hero and save this city. Or what's left of it.

Go along with this. Somewhere in this random collection of body parts is the skull of an RPG party member, which probably means vaguely heroic.

They dare defy me? Activate mechanical legions! You will all be wiped from this earth like the filth you are!

[5] + [4] / 2 = [4.5] VS [6] (oh boy)


You put Hugo on top of you like a fancy hat. You both charge back to the facility, and join in the firefight between the mechanized legions of what was Remuthra and the Troubleshooters. With your fire support, the legion is pushed back to the central base. The legion is now guarding the nuclear silos.

Slander EP and make it look like his nation is full of canniballs and murderers.

[6]

"EP's country is a butthole!" you yell across to a weird-ass looking kid who's wearing glasses and holding what appears to be cruxite. You need your dimension book if you want to get back to your universe in one piece.

Run to China.

[6]

You jump on one of the boats leaving the harbour. Then you realise the boat is going to take forever to get there. Shieeeet. Then you see the Thief.

You decide that the proper course of action is to take the opportunity to nap.

Escape from potato dimension.

[3]

Nuttin.

[kj1225]

YaY friends!

[WillowLuman]

Help my friend save the world.

[IcyTea31]

Okay, a bread-mech, an abomination built of mismatched body parts and a bunch of Troubleshooters versus a mechanized legion and a rogue AI with magic powers. How many Troubleshooters are there, and how large is the legion?

[kj1225]

You should all become pacifists and live with me.

[SOLDIER First]

Ask gravity politely to make me fall slower, just this once.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Okay, a bread-mech, an abomination built of mismatched body parts and a bunch of Troubleshooters versus a mechanized legion and a rogue AI with magic powers. How many Troubleshooters are there, and how large is the legion?

There's a few dozen Troubleshooters and about 250 robots left.

[IcyTea31]

That's bad. And I just realized that the Troubleshooters will probably shoot me as a traitor for stealing their mech when they notice, and Hugo is probably a mutant to them... So, a bread-mech, an abomination built of mismatched body parts versus a few dozen Troubleshooters versus a 250-robot mechanized legion and a rogue AI with magic powers. Now would be a good time to develop magic powers of my own.

[LordSlowpoke]

CONSUME BEVERAGES WHILE WATCHING CARNAGE FROM SAVE, MULTIDIMENSIONAL DISTANCE