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[IronyOwl]

00:32   Piecewise   HIGH DEFINITION HORSE ANUSES

If an Arbiter of Piece suddenly shows up in curly pink pigtails and a slutty nun outfit, it's there for me and I regret nothing.

The Voltron Pony Ranger one is there for Sean, and I forget who the mummy is after.

[Comrade P.]

Considering rifle shenanigans in Snapdragon. How I saw it: John gave me that Gauss rifle, as Hasala said, leaving lasre rifle for himself, in last turn we both fired, me from Gauss and he from laser rifle, and now I'm about to fly a bit up and fire again above heads of shield-beasts straight into those in the middle.

Maybe we should do a bit meta and say John gave me Laser rifle instead, keeping Gauss and firing it in turn 7, and in next round I'm about to fire laser rifle from the air rather than Gauss.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Yhea, sorry, messed up a bit there and didn't read the post just before yours.

[Comrade P.]

So let's define it and wiki it: you gave me laser rifle or gauss rifle prior to turn 7? Lets say it was laser.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

So let's define it and wiki it: you gave me laser rifle or gauss rifle prior to turn 7?

laser Rifle.

[Comrade P.]

Alright. I'll go [wiki] that, in case its not there already.

[Empiricist]

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21:33 <Radio_Controlled>: Frilly dresses are a dime a dozen for arm.
21:34 <Illgeo>: Huh
21:34 <Empiricist>: Oh great, now Faith is going to start forcing newbies to wear frilly dresses
21:34 <IronyOwl>: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
21:34 <Radio_Controlled>: Hmm, like a mark of shame.
21:34 <Illgeo>: Just thought Doc made several
21:34 <IronyOwl>: It's not like they get much armor anyway...
21:34 <SeanMirrsen>: I thought Faith was more into edible shorts.
21:35 <Radio_Controlled>: I approve.
21:35 <SeanMirrsen>: Edible frilly shorts?
21:35 <IronyOwl>: *slavers*
21:35 <Empiricist>: Fine, frilly dresses with short shorts beneath the skirt.
21:36 <Radio_Controlled>: The shorts are made of red liqorice.
21:36 <Empiricist>: #tell Piecewise Can Piecewise the basilisk be used as a waiter for a bar and get dressed up in outfits tangentially relevant to the drinks it serves?
21:36 <lambdabot>: Consider it noted.
21:37 <Radio_Controlled>: #tell Piecewise and can we make it so newbs are forced to wear frilly pink dresses until they aren't considered newbs anymore?
21:37 <lambdabot>: Consider it noted.
21:38 <Radio_Controlled>: Though we'll need to think of a rite of passage or something.
21:38 <Empiricist>: #tell Piecewise please amend Radio's previous request to include short-shorts made out of red liquorice, he forgot to mention those
21:38 <lambdabot>: Consider it noted.
21:38 <IronyOwl>: Nope. From now on, you just get more armored and powerful battledresses as you improve.
21:39 <Radio_Controlled>: Battledress mark IV 'Chillodie'.
21:39 <Empiricist>: How about only the manipulator users to designate them as potential dangers to their own team?
21:39 <Empiricist>: So as they level up
21:39 <Empiricist>: EXO-users become Pimps
21:39 <Empiricist>: and UNCON-users become Magical Girls?
21:39 <IronyOwl>: See? This plan is brilliant
21:40 <Dutrius>: EXO already has pimp canes
21:40 <IronyOwl>: But no, we wouldn't want rifle users to be left out
21:40 <IronyOwl>: Think of how sad Milno would be, soaring through the skies in not-pink
21:40 <SeanMirrsen>: Anton's research into proper field manipulators could set about the creation of actual magical staves.
21:40 <IronyOwl>: Shooting things with a regular gun instead of a golden staff-thing with teddy bears on it?
21:40 <Radio_Controlled>: Rifle users walk around with big phalli substitutes.
21:40 <Empiricist>: Oh shit. I just remembered my character is a CON-UNCON user.
21:40 <IronyOwl>: So a dildomancer
21:41 <Empiricist>: Welp. Time for Charles to become a magical penis in a frilly dress.
21:41 <Radio_Controlled>: I dunno if we wanna link that to magical girls.
21:41 <Radio_Controlled>: That way madness lay.
21:41 <IronyOwl>: I dunno if we wanna do a lot of things we do every day
21:41 <Radio_Controlled>: Also government watch lists.
21:42 <IronyOwl>: Fine then, what's your totally-not-creepy decree for deathtube users?
21:42 <Empiricist>: Wait, what about AUX and MED? What do they become?
21:42 <IronyOwl>: Can't just let them run around with their dignity intact.
21:42 <IronyOwl>: AUX would be... probably Strike Witches
21:42 <IronyOwl>: MED... I dunno, hopefully something more creative than slutty nurses
21:42 <IronyOwl>: Not that we have a ton of MED users anyway...
21:43 <Radio_Controlled>: Con users have to integrate their weapons into their chest. I'm thinking care bear deathstare.
21:43 <IronyOwl>: OOH
21:43 <IronyOwl>: I like that
21:43 <Empiricist>: How about MED users have to dress up like the Grim Reaper?
21:43 <IronyOwl>: I like that enough to let them not wear dresses
21:43 <IronyOwl>: Oooooh, I like that as well
21:43 <IronyOwl>: "I'm here to help." "Will it help?" "Haha no, you're fucked."
21:43 <Radio_Controlled>: Med users have to run around with a red cross. So the enemy knows who to shoot first.
21:43 <Empiricist>: A MED-EXO user would be hilarious
21:44 <Empiricist>: The Pimpin' Reapers.
21:44 <IronyOwl>: So we have carebears, magical girls, pimps, strike witches, reapers, and then something for our rare HAN workers
21:44 <Dutrius>: I'm just thinking, what would my CON-AUX character look like?
21:44 <Radio_Controlled>: They dress up as fix it felix.
21:45 <IronyOwl>: I don't even remember what that jackass wore
21:45 <IronyOwl>: CON-AUX would be... uh... hrm
21:45 <IronyOwl>: WAIT
21:45 <IronyOwl>: I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT WOULD BE
21:45 <IronyOwl>: GIVE ME A MOMENT
21:45 <Radio_Controlled>: OH SHIT
21:45 <Radio_Controlled>: BRACE FOR IMPACT
21:45 <Dutrius>: I should be worried, shouldn't I?
21:45 Empiricist cowers in a corner.
21:46 <Radio_Controlled>: why aren't you running dut!
21:46 <Radio_Controlled>: Save yourself!
21:46 <IronyOwl>: Crap no, not quite a fit
21:46 <Dutrius>: *Hides behind the sofa
21:46 <IronyOwl>: Oh well, close enough:
21:46 <IronyOwl>:
21:46 <Radio_Controlled>: We'll hold him of with picturzs of sailor moon.
21:46 <IronyOwl>: I'm sorry, properly you'd be a strike witch with a chest cannon
21:46 <IronyOwl>: But this is pretty close!
21:47 <Radio_Controlled>: A distressing fit.
21:47 <Dutrius>: I'm not quite sure what to make of that. It's half awesome and half terrifying.
21:47 <Radio_Controlled>: Do we need something for charisma people? Or maybe modifiers for their main stat?
21:47 <Empiricist>: Oh shit.
21:47 <IronyOwl>: I was wondering if we should do things based on stats as well
21:48 <IronyOwl>: Maybe color/ebellishment schemes, like frills for Mind
21:48 <IronyOwl>: So our pimps and MGs are appropriately augmented
21:48 <IronyOwl>: Cha would probably be biohazard paraphernelia
21:48 <Radio_Controlled>: Russian accent for strength.
21:48 <IronyOwl>: Fate would be googly eyes
21:48 *** Caellath joined #einsteinianroulette
21:48 <Empiricist>: Do we get to confiscate russian accents from Russians with insufficient STR?
21:48 <Radio_Controlled>: Harlequin make up for dex.
21:48 <IronyOwl>: Haha oh man Caellath, you just
21:49 <IronyOwl>: just arrived at such a good time
21:49 <Empiricist>: 21:44 <IronyOwl>: So we have carebears, magical girls, pimps, strike witches, reapers, and then something for our rare HAN workers
21:49 <Dutrius>: long beards for Mind?
21:49 <IronyOwl>: Frills!
21:49 <Empiricist>: They correspond to CON, UNCON, EXO, AUX and MED respectively.
21:49 <Radio_Controlled>: Wait.
21:50 <Radio_Controlled>: Would I or the avatar get the dress?
21:50 <Empiricist>: Both.
21:50 <Empiricist>: Of course.
21:50 <IronyOwl>: ^
21:50 <Empiricist>: Do I want to know what my CHAR-CON-UNCON will end up looking like?
21:50 <Radio_Controlled>: Then I want a dress of pure mythrill dammit.
21:50 <IronyOwl>: Just because you're a limbless pilot pod inside an atrocity doesn't mean you shouldn't look pretty
21:51 <IronyOwl>: CHA-CON/UNCON would be... oooh... thats tough
21:51 <IronyOwl>: Wait
21:51 <IronyOwl>: WAIT
21:51 <Radio_Controlled>: A hybrid monster.
21:51 <Dutrius>: Not again! RUN!
21:51 <IronyOwl>: Damn it, not quite but close again
21:52 <IronyOwl>:
21:52 <Radio_Controlled>: Do you have a damn folder of these ready?
21:52 <IronyOwl>: Imagine more biohazard/nuclear hazard symbols
21:52 <Empiricist>: I dread the day when Irony finds something that is actually a perfect fit.
21:52 <IronyOwl>: I had to find the last one, but distressingly I had everything else at the ready
21:52 <Empiricist>: Shit.
21:52 <Empiricist>: Is it bad that Charles already has an arm-cannon?
21:52 <IronyOwl>: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
21:53 <IronyOwl>: No escape!
21:53 <Radio_Controlled>: One of use one of us.
21:53 <Radio_Controlled>: The transformation shall soon be complete!
21:54 <Radio_Controlled>: Don't worry though emp, I'm pretty sure your new form will be more accomodating to your propaganda efforts.
21:55 <Empiricist>: Yep, despite never actually making a physical appearance in the propaganda, this will somehow still help.
21:55 <Radio_Controlled>: Yes.
21:55 <IronyOwl>: Well now you CAN appear in the propoganda!
21:55 <Radio_Controlled>: Who could say no to that?
21:56 <Radio_Controlled>: "Come, lets work together to take down that UWM baka!"
21:56 <IronyOwl>: "Rebel-kun, come overthrow the tyranny of the UWM with me!"
21:56 <Radio_Controlled>: "We can do it if we sork together! With the power of friendship and love!"
21:56 <Radio_Controlled>: "Also terrorism."
21:56 <Radio_Controlled>: *work
21:56 <IronyOwl>: "And terrors beyond mortal comprehension!"
21:57 <Empiricist>: Well, we haven't performed acts of terrorism just yet...
21:57 <Radio_Controlled>: We bombee theolar cap of that one planet.
21:57 <Dutrius>: China 9?
21:57 <Radio_Controlled>: *polar
21:58 <Illgeo>: Accidentally terroristic
21:58 <Empiricist>: I like to think of that one as charity work.
21:58 <Empiricist>: I mean, would a terminally ill cancer patient complain if someone shot the tumor out of them with a handgun?
21:58 <Radio_Controlled>: It was a pretty cruddy polar cap, sure enough.
21:59 <Radio_Controlled>: Maybe he would if you were the one who gave him said cancer.
21:59 <Dutrius>: China-9: "Massive civilian deaths as the entire artificial lake emptied into the populated valley downstream"
21:59 <Radio_Controlled>: That was the hmrc.
21:59 <Radio_Controlled>: We are ARM. And as you know, changing names is like a karma reset.
21:59 *** Illgeo quit (Remote host closed the connection)
22:00 <Dutrius>: I'll have to remember that
22:00 *** IronyOwl is now known as NotFrillyAnime
22:00 <NotFrillyAnime>: All my sins are erased!
22:00 *** Illgeo joined #einsteinianroulette
22:00 *** NotFrillyAnime is now known as IronyOwl
22:00 <IronyOwl>: Actually I like my sins, neermind
22:00 <Radio_Controlled>: It only works starting from a certain terror level though.
22:00 <Empiricist>: #karma IronyOwl
22:00 <lambdabot>: IronyOwl has a karma of 0
22:01 <Empiricist>: Yep, sins were erased :3
22:01 <Radio_Controlled>: It wroks!
22:01 <IronyOwl>: Oh darn
22:01 <Radio_Controlled>: *works even.
22:01 <IronyOwl>: Guess I'll have to accumulate more sins, then!
22:01 <IronyOwl>: So
22:01 <Radio_Controlled>: #karma empiricist
22:01 <lambdabot>: empiricist has a karma of 0
22:01 <IronyOwl>: Who here likes frilly magical girls?
22:01 <Radio_Controlled>: It depends irony. Cooked of fried?
22:02 <Radio_Controlled>: And like, what side dish are we talking?
22:02 <Illgeo>: Definitely fried
22:02 <Dutrius>: How about boiled?
22:02 <Empiricist>: Does "frilly" refer to their clothing or their flesh?
22:02 <IronyOwl>: Haha, their clothing silly! (at first)
22:02 <IronyOwl>: So we're all in agreement about feasting upon the hearts of slain magical girls, right?
22:03 <Illgeo>: Hearts???
22:03 <IronyOwl>: The delicious, pure hearts...
22:03 <Radio_Controlled>: Illgeo prefers livers.
22:03 <Empiricist>: Wait, so did we come to an agreement on the uniforms for HANDI?
22:03 <Illgeo>: You need to eat them whole
22:03 <IronyOwl>: Fair answers all!
22:04 <Illgeo>: I dislike liver actually
22:04 <IronyOwl>: Oh crap, we didn't
22:04 <IronyOwl>: Hrm
22:04 <Radio_Controlled>: Didn't we say fix it felix?
22:04 <IronyOwl>: Ohhhhhhhhh
22:04 <IronyOwl>: And I said fix it felix is a twit!
22:04 <Empiricist>: How about they have a VR machine clamped over their head like a giant clam?
22:04 <Radio_Controlled>: Or maybe a fat suit and Mario outfit?
22:04 <Illgeo>: Hearts, lungs, flesh
22:04 <IronyOwl>: But you know what's better than felix?
22:04 *** Illgeo quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
22:04 <IronyOwl>: VR, exactly
22:04 <IronyOwl>: GM tears, something along those lines
22:05 <IronyOwl>: DRUGS!
22:05 <IronyOwl>: That's the one
22:05 *** Illgeo joined #einsteinianroulette
22:05 <IronyOwl>: VR addicts- drug paraphernelia
22:05 <IronyOwl>: So like Bane, I guess
22:05 <Empiricist>: Well, the VR machines actually do use drugs...
22:05 <SeanMirrsen>: Anton's tinkering predominantly outside of VR nowadays.
22:05 <IronyOwl>: They do?
22:05 <SeanMirrsen>: They do, yes.
22:05 <SeanMirrsen>: Suggestibility drugs.
22:06 <Radio_Controlled>: Dress them as cenobytes to represent the torment they put on the gm.
22:06 *** Parisbre56 quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
22:06 <IronyOwl>: Interesting
22:06 <IronyOwl>: Heh, I like that as well
22:06 <Empiricist>: So, cenobites then?
22:06 <IronyOwl>: Though that might turn into "leather" for dabblers
22:06 <IronyOwl>: Hm, it does fit on multiple levels, now that I think about it
22:06 <IronyOwl>: So yeah, I'll throw in behind Cenobites
22:07 <IronyOwl>: So. Carebear CON, Magical UNCON, Pimp EXO, Strike Witch AUX, Reaper MED, Cenobite HAN
22:07 <IronyOwl>: I'm missing one aren't I
22:07 <Radio_Controlled>: General knowledge?
22:07 <IronyOwl>: That's the one
22:08 <AoshimaMichio>: librarian
22:08 <IronyOwl>: What does that even do
22:08 <Dutrius>: A librarian?
22:08 <Dutrius>: damn, beat me to it
22:08 <AoshimaMichio>: 8P
22:08 <IronyOwl>: Alternatively, useless mascot
22:08 <IronyOwl>: Actually no, I think I saw somebody use it once
22:09 <Empiricist>: What is END?
22:09 <Empiricist>: and Intuition?
22:09 <Radio_Controlled>: Maybe Brain outfit, from pinky and the brain.
22:09 <Radio_Controlled>: Pinky outfit for adepts.
22:09 <Dutrius>: hehe, I remember that show
22:09 <Radio_Controlled>: Zoinks
22:10 <Dutrius>: point and narf
22:10 <Radio_Controlled>: Or maybe scooby doo outfits.
22:10 <Radio_Controlled>: Maybe that for intuition.
22:11 <Empiricist>: only END remains now
22:11 <Empiricist>: Wait no, that doesn't work.
22:11 <Radio_Controlled>: Stats were modifiers.
22:11 <Empiricist>: Since stats are modifiers not costumes
22:12 <Empiricist>: We'll need a modification for intuition rather than an outfit
22:12 <IronyOwl>: Maybe weird alien garb
22:12 <IronyOwl>: Because it's so rare as a player stat?
22:12 <Radio_Controlled>: Intuition says 'sherlock holmes' to me.
22:13 <IronyOwl>: Yeah, but I'm not sure that translates well as a modifier
22:13 <Empiricist>: How about guts?
22:13 <Empiricist>: Just have entrails all over them
22:13 <Empiricist>: since intuition is about gut feeling
22:14 <Radio_Controlled>: Be careful you don't overstretch emp
22:14 <Radio_Controlled>: Bad for your ligaments and such.
22:14 <IronyOwl>: lol
22:16 <Empiricist>: If we don't have ideas about Intuition, are there any ideas for Endurance?
22:16 <Radio_Controlled>: "My spider sense is tngling"
22:16 <Radio_Controlled>: Maybe spiders. Just spiders.
22:16 <IronyOwl>: Oh god
22:16 <Empiricist>: I like the sound of that
22:16 <IronyOwl>: That's... almost perfect
22:17 <Empiricist>: Now, only END remains
22:17 <Radio_Controlled>: Soccer mom.
22:18 <Empiricist>: Please tell me that entails just strapping kidnapped soccer moms on as body armor.
22:19 <IronyOwl>: What have we got so far? Russian accent STR, harlequin makeup DEX, live spiders INT, frills MND, biohazard CHA, googly eyes FAT?
22:19 <Empiricist>: Yep
22:20 <Radio_Controlled>: Slap it on the wiki.
22:20 <Empiricist>: We still need END
22:20 <Radio_Controlled>: maybe sports accessoriyes?
22:20 <Radio_Controlled>: A cricket bat.
22:21 <Radio_Controlled>: Lugging a kano around.
22:21 <IronyOwl>: Cockroaches are tough, something about that?
22:21 <Empiricist>: Cockroach carapaces?
22:21 <Radio_Controlled>: A tennis racket made of civilians.
22:21 <IronyOwl>: lol
22:21 <IronyOwl>: not everyone's your size, Radio!
22:22 <Radio_Controlled>: Yeah, when I go shopping for atrocities, I always go fo XXL.
22:23 <Dutrius>: Now I'm imagining a tennis match where the ball's a 1/8th kiloton nuke
22:23 <Radio_Controlled>: Maybe end users should look like one of those old nokia cellphones.
22:23 <Radio_Controlled>: Those things were tough as nails.
22:23 <Radio_Controlled>: Hmm. Tough as nails...
22:23 <Empiricist>: How about the Nokia logo?
22:23 <IronyOwl>: Spikes!
22:24 <Radio_Controlled>: Yes!
22:24 <Empiricist>: Wait, how come Nokia isn't in the pantheon as the god of endurance?
22:24 <Empiricist>: So spikes then?
22:24 <Radio_Controlled>: Might overlap with cenobite though.
22:24 <IronyOwl>: Sounds fitting to me
22:24 <IronyOwl>: Yeah, true
22:25 <IronyOwl>: Which I think is kind of cenobite's fault for being "leather and spikes" more or less
22:25 <Radio_Controlled>: Maybe when you rat them, they taste very chewy and tough.
22:25 <Radio_Controlled>: *eat
22:25 <IronyOwl>: Well if we're going by flavors and consistencies we should do them all...
22:26 <Empiricist>: So, which should we change? The spikes or the cenobites?
22:26 <IronyOwl>: I don't think it's that big an overlap
22:26 <IronyOwl>: But if so, then "whichever we can think of a better option for," presumably
22:26 <Empiricist>: Okay
22:27 <Radio_Controlled>: Maybe handi people have parts, eg limbs, that are interchzngeable.
22:27 <IronyOwl>: Silly Radio, that's all people
22:27 <Empiricist>: I can't think of anything better for handi. My mind is popping up with gimp suits due to association with cenobites and because it's getting late here.
22:28 <IronyOwl>: They're pretty rare and a bane of PW's existence, so I wouldn't worry about them TOO much
22:28 <Empiricist>: and their spikes are inwards anyway
22:28 <Radio_Controlled>: And if we get a handi/end user, it'll be a hedgehog on legs.
22:28 <Empiricist>: so as long as END grants outwards pointing spikes it'll be fine
22:29 <Radio_Controlled>: Darn, sonic would've been a good modifier for dex.
22:29 <IronyOwl>: Hard to express, though
22:29 <IronyOwl>: "More blue?" "Sprays rings when you stab them?"
22:29 <Radio_Controlled>: Gotta go, gotta go fast.
22:29 <Radio_Controlled>: Their only dialogue.
22:30 <Radio_Controlled>: Become distressed when standing still.
22:30 <Radio_Controlled>: Twitchy.
22:30 <Radio_Controlled>: But eh, nevermind.
22:31 <IronyOwl>: Again, you're just describing regular ARM personnel
22:31 <IronyOwl>: Now that I think about it, though
22:32 <IronyOwl>: Has anyone after me done any kind of attempt at stat comparisons?
22:32 <IronyOwl>: I'm now curious what the popular ones are
22:32 <Radio_Controlled>: Eh, the usual.
22:32 <Radio_Controlled>: Dex.

Here are the new uniform/armor protocols: each ARM unit has a uniform/armor set assigned to them based on their skill set, if they qualify for multiple roles, it will be a combination of the associated uniforms. Each uniform is then modified depending on their dominant stat(s).

Skill Uniforms are as follows:

• CON: Care-Bear with Chest Cannon
  
• UNC: Magical Girl
  
• EXO: Pimp
  
• AUX: Strike Witch
  
• MED: Grim Reaper
  
• HND: Cenobite
  
• GEN: Librarian
  

Stat Modifiers are as follows:

• STR: Russian Accent
  
• DEX: Harlequin Makeup
  
• END: Spikes
  
• CHR: Biohazard Paraphernalia
  
• MND: Frills
  
• FAT: Googly Eyes
  
• INT: Spiders
  

[Parisbre56]

@Lenglon: I have enough information to understand the first bit but not the second. Split could mean, along with the context the first bit provides "split to investigate different areas" or "You go help the others and I'll continue on my own."

If there was some indication of what she meant, like looking away towards where the teams are, then Flint could get it.

If she was standing perfectly still though and giving no other indication of what she wants, then Flint would ask for clarification.

I just assumed that since you wrote that OOC, you wanted to do this quickly.

I'm posting an action because I don't know if I'll have time to post later.

[Lenglon]

((Ah, fair point., thank you.))

[kj1225]

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21:33 <Radio_Controlled>: Frilly dresses are a dime a dozen for arm.
21:34 <Illgeo>: Huh
21:34 <Empiricist>: Oh great, now Faith is going to start forcing newbies to wear frilly dresses
21:34 <IronyOwl>: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
21:34 <Radio_Controlled>: Hmm, like a mark of shame.
21:34 <Illgeo>: Just thought Doc made several
21:34 <IronyOwl>: It's not like they get much armor anyway...
21:34 <SeanMirrsen>: I thought Faith was more into edible shorts.
21:35 <Radio_Controlled>: I approve.
21:35 <SeanMirrsen>: Edible frilly shorts?
21:35 <IronyOwl>: *slavers*
21:35 <Empiricist>: Fine, frilly dresses with short shorts beneath the skirt.
21:36 <Radio_Controlled>: The shorts are made of red liqorice.
21:36 <Empiricist>: #tell Piecewise Can Piecewise the basilisk be used as a waiter for a bar and get dressed up in outfits tangentially relevant to the drinks it serves?
21:36 <lambdabot>: Consider it noted.
21:37 <Radio_Controlled>: #tell Piecewise and can we make it so newbs are forced to wear frilly pink dresses until they aren't considered newbs anymore?
21:37 <lambdabot>: Consider it noted.
21:38 <Radio_Controlled>: Though we'll need to think of a rite of passage or something.
21:38 <Empiricist>: #tell Piecewise please amend Radio's previous request to include short-shorts made out of red liquorice, he forgot to mention those
21:38 <lambdabot>: Consider it noted.
21:38 <IronyOwl>: Nope. From now on, you just get more armored and powerful battledresses as you improve.
21:39 <Radio_Controlled>: Battledress mark IV 'Chillodie'.
21:39 <Empiricist>: How about only the manipulator users to designate them as potential dangers to their own team?
21:39 <Empiricist>: So as they level up
21:39 <Empiricist>: EXO-users become Pimps
21:39 <Empiricist>: and UNCON-users become Magical Girls?
21:39 <IronyOwl>: See? This plan is brilliant
21:40 <Dutrius>: EXO already has pimp canes
21:40 <IronyOwl>: But no, we wouldn't want rifle users to be left out
21:40 <IronyOwl>: Think of how sad Milno would be, soaring through the skies in not-pink
21:40 <SeanMirrsen>: Anton's research into proper field manipulators could set about the creation of actual magical staves.
21:40 <IronyOwl>: Shooting things with a regular gun instead of a golden staff-thing with teddy bears on it?
21:40 <Radio_Controlled>: Rifle users walk around with big phalli substitutes.
21:40 <Empiricist>: Oh shit. I just remembered my character is a CON-UNCON user.
21:40 <IronyOwl>: So a dildomancer
21:41 <Empiricist>: Welp. Time for Charles to become a magical penis in a frilly dress.
21:41 <Radio_Controlled>: I dunno if we wanna link that to magical girls.
21:41 <Radio_Controlled>: That way madness lay.
21:41 <IronyOwl>: I dunno if we wanna do a lot of things we do every day
21:41 <Radio_Controlled>: Also government watch lists.
21:42 <IronyOwl>: Fine then, what's your totally-not-creepy decree for deathtube users?
21:42 <Empiricist>: Wait, what about AUX and MED? What do they become?
21:42 <IronyOwl>: Can't just let them run around with their dignity intact.
21:42 <IronyOwl>: AUX would be... probably Strike Witches
21:42 <IronyOwl>: MED... I dunno, hopefully something more creative than slutty nurses
21:42 <IronyOwl>: Not that we have a ton of MED users anyway...
21:43 <Radio_Controlled>: Con users have to integrate their weapons into their chest. I'm thinking care bear deathstare.
21:43 <IronyOwl>: OOH
21:43 <IronyOwl>: I like that
21:43 <Empiricist>: How about MED users have to dress up like the Grim Reaper?
21:43 <IronyOwl>: I like that enough to let them not wear dresses
21:43 <IronyOwl>: Oooooh, I like that as well
21:43 <IronyOwl>: "I'm here to help." "Will it help?" "Haha no, you're fucked."
21:43 <Radio_Controlled>: Med users have to run around with a red cross. So the enemy knows who to shoot first.
21:43 <Empiricist>: A MED-EXO user would be hilarious
21:44 <Empiricist>: The Pimpin' Reapers.
21:44 <IronyOwl>: So we have carebears, magical girls, pimps, strike witches, reapers, and then something for our rare HAN workers
21:44 <Dutrius>: I'm just thinking, what would my CON-AUX character look like?
21:44 <Radio_Controlled>: They dress up as fix it felix.
21:45 <IronyOwl>: I don't even remember what that jackass wore
21:45 <IronyOwl>: CON-AUX would be... uh... hrm
21:45 <IronyOwl>: WAIT
21:45 <IronyOwl>: I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT WOULD BE
21:45 <IronyOwl>: GIVE ME A MOMENT
21:45 <Radio_Controlled>: OH SHIT
21:45 <Radio_Controlled>: BRACE FOR IMPACT
21:45 <Dutrius>: I should be worried, shouldn't I?
21:45 Empiricist cowers in a corner.
21:46 <Radio_Controlled>: why aren't you running dut!
21:46 <Radio_Controlled>: Save yourself!
21:46 <IronyOwl>: Crap no, not quite a fit
21:46 <Dutrius>: *Hides behind the sofa
21:46 <IronyOwl>: Oh well, close enough:
21:46 <IronyOwl>:
21:46 <Radio_Controlled>: We'll hold him of with picturzs of sailor moon.
21:46 <IronyOwl>: I'm sorry, properly you'd be a strike witch with a chest cannon
21:46 <IronyOwl>: But this is pretty close!
21:47 <Radio_Controlled>: A distressing fit.
21:47 <Dutrius>: I'm not quite sure what to make of that. It's half awesome and half terrifying.
21:47 <Radio_Controlled>: Do we need something for charisma people? Or maybe modifiers for their main stat?
21:47 <Empiricist>: Oh shit.
21:47 <IronyOwl>: I was wondering if we should do things based on stats as well
21:48 <IronyOwl>: Maybe color/ebellishment schemes, like frills for Mind
21:48 <IronyOwl>: So our pimps and MGs are appropriately augmented
21:48 <IronyOwl>: Cha would probably be biohazard paraphernelia
21:48 <Radio_Controlled>: Russian accent for strength.
21:48 <IronyOwl>: Fate would be googly eyes
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21:48 <Empiricist>: Do we get to confiscate russian accents from Russians with insufficient STR?
21:48 <Radio_Controlled>: Harlequin make up for dex.
21:48 <IronyOwl>: Haha oh man Caellath, you just
21:49 <IronyOwl>: just arrived at such a good time
21:49 <Empiricist>: 21:44 <IronyOwl>: So we have carebears, magical girls, pimps, strike witches, reapers, and then something for our rare HAN workers
21:49 <Dutrius>: long beards for Mind?
21:49 <IronyOwl>: Frills!
21:49 <Empiricist>: They correspond to CON, UNCON, EXO, AUX and MED respectively.
21:49 <Radio_Controlled>: Wait.
21:50 <Radio_Controlled>: Would I or the avatar get the dress?
21:50 <Empiricist>: Both.
21:50 <Empiricist>: Of course.
21:50 <IronyOwl>: ^
21:50 <Empiricist>: Do I want to know what my CHAR-CON-UNCON will end up looking like?
21:50 <Radio_Controlled>: Then I want a dress of pure mythrill dammit.
21:50 <IronyOwl>: Just because you're a limbless pilot pod inside an atrocity doesn't mean you shouldn't look pretty
21:51 <IronyOwl>: CHA-CON/UNCON would be... oooh... thats tough
21:51 <IronyOwl>: Wait
21:51 <IronyOwl>: WAIT
21:51 <Radio_Controlled>: A hybrid monster.
21:51 <Dutrius>: Not again! RUN!
21:51 <IronyOwl>: Damn it, not quite but close again
21:52 <IronyOwl>:
21:52 <Radio_Controlled>: Do you have a damn folder of these ready?
21:52 <IronyOwl>: Imagine more biohazard/nuclear hazard symbols
21:52 <Empiricist>: I dread the day when Irony finds something that is actually a perfect fit.
21:52 <IronyOwl>: I had to find the last one, but distressingly I had everything else at the ready
21:52 <Empiricist>: Shit.
21:52 <Empiricist>: Is it bad that Charles already has an arm-cannon?
21:52 <IronyOwl>: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
21:53 <IronyOwl>: No escape!
21:53 <Radio_Controlled>: One of use one of us.
21:53 <Radio_Controlled>: The transformation shall soon be complete!
21:54 <Radio_Controlled>: Don't worry though emp, I'm pretty sure your new form will be more accomodating to your propaganda efforts.
21:55 <Empiricist>: Yep, despite never actually making a physical appearance in the propaganda, this will somehow still help.
21:55 <Radio_Controlled>: Yes.
21:55 <IronyOwl>: Well now you CAN appear in the propoganda!
21:55 <Radio_Controlled>: Who could say no to that?
21:56 <Radio_Controlled>: "Come, lets work together to take down that UWM baka!"
21:56 <IronyOwl>: "Rebel-kun, come overthrow the tyranny of the UWM with me!"
21:56 <Radio_Controlled>: "We can do it if we sork together! With the power of friendship and love!"
21:56 <Radio_Controlled>: "Also terrorism."
21:56 <Radio_Controlled>: *work
21:56 <IronyOwl>: "And terrors beyond mortal comprehension!"
21:57 <Empiricist>: Well, we haven't performed acts of terrorism just yet...
21:57 <Radio_Controlled>: We bombee theolar cap of that one planet.
21:57 <Dutrius>: China 9?
21:57 <Radio_Controlled>: *polar
21:58 <Illgeo>: Accidentally terroristic
21:58 <Empiricist>: I like to think of that one as charity work.
21:58 <Empiricist>: I mean, would a terminally ill cancer patient complain if someone shot the tumor out of them with a handgun?
21:58 <Radio_Controlled>: It was a pretty cruddy polar cap, sure enough.
21:59 <Radio_Controlled>: Maybe he would if you were the one who gave him said cancer.
21:59 <Dutrius>: China-9: "Massive civilian deaths as the entire artificial lake emptied into the populated valley downstream"
21:59 <Radio_Controlled>: That was the hmrc.
21:59 <Radio_Controlled>: We are ARM. And as you know, changing names is like a karma reset.
21:59 *** Illgeo quit (Remote host closed the connection)
22:00 <Dutrius>: I'll have to remember that
22:00 *** IronyOwl is now known as NotFrillyAnime
22:00 <NotFrillyAnime>: All my sins are erased!
22:00 *** Illgeo joined #einsteinianroulette
22:00 *** NotFrillyAnime is now known as IronyOwl
22:00 <IronyOwl>: Actually I like my sins, neermind
22:00 <Radio_Controlled>: It only works starting from a certain terror level though.
22:00 <Empiricist>: #karma IronyOwl
22:00 <lambdabot>: IronyOwl has a karma of 0
22:01 <Empiricist>: Yep, sins were erased :3
22:01 <Radio_Controlled>: It wroks!
22:01 <IronyOwl>: Oh darn
22:01 <Radio_Controlled>: *works even.
22:01 <IronyOwl>: Guess I'll have to accumulate more sins, then!
22:01 <IronyOwl>: So
22:01 <Radio_Controlled>: #karma empiricist
22:01 <lambdabot>: empiricist has a karma of 0
22:01 <IronyOwl>: Who here likes frilly magical girls?
22:01 <Radio_Controlled>: It depends irony. Cooked of fried?
22:02 <Radio_Controlled>: And like, what side dish are we talking?
22:02 <Illgeo>: Definitely fried
22:02 <Dutrius>: How about boiled?
22:02 <Empiricist>: Does "frilly" refer to their clothing or their flesh?
22:02 <IronyOwl>: Haha, their clothing silly! (at first)
22:02 <IronyOwl>: So we're all in agreement about feasting upon the hearts of slain magical girls, right?
22:03 <Illgeo>: Hearts???
22:03 <IronyOwl>: The delicious, pure hearts...
22:03 <Radio_Controlled>: Illgeo prefers livers.
22:03 <Empiricist>: Wait, so did we come to an agreement on the uniforms for HANDI?
22:03 <Illgeo>: You need to eat them whole
22:03 <IronyOwl>: Fair answers all!
22:04 <Illgeo>: I dislike liver actually
22:04 <IronyOwl>: Oh crap, we didn't
22:04 <IronyOwl>: Hrm
22:04 <Radio_Controlled>: Didn't we say fix it felix?
22:04 <IronyOwl>: Ohhhhhhhhh
22:04 <IronyOwl>: And I said fix it felix is a twit!
22:04 <Empiricist>: How about they have a VR machine clamped over their head like a giant clam?
22:04 <Radio_Controlled>: Or maybe a fat suit and Mario outfit?
22:04 <Illgeo>: Hearts, lungs, flesh
22:04 <IronyOwl>: But you know what's better than felix?
22:04 *** Illgeo quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
22:04 <IronyOwl>: VR, exactly
22:04 <IronyOwl>: GM tears, something along those lines
22:05 <IronyOwl>: DRUGS!
22:05 <IronyOwl>: That's the one
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22:05 <IronyOwl>: VR addicts- drug paraphernelia
22:05 <IronyOwl>: So like Bane, I guess
22:05 <Empiricist>: Well, the VR machines actually do use drugs...
22:05 <SeanMirrsen>: Anton's tinkering predominantly outside of VR nowadays.
22:05 <IronyOwl>: They do?
22:05 <SeanMirrsen>: They do, yes.
22:05 <SeanMirrsen>: Suggestibility drugs.
22:06 <Radio_Controlled>: Dress them as cenobytes to represent the torment they put on the gm.
22:06 *** Parisbre56 quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
22:06 <IronyOwl>: Interesting
22:06 <IronyOwl>: Heh, I like that as well
22:06 <Empiricist>: So, cenobites then?
22:06 <IronyOwl>: Though that might turn into "leather" for dabblers
22:06 <IronyOwl>: Hm, it does fit on multiple levels, now that I think about it
22:06 <IronyOwl>: So yeah, I'll throw in behind Cenobites
22:07 <IronyOwl>: So. Carebear CON, Magical UNCON, Pimp EXO, Strike Witch AUX, Reaper MED, Cenobite HAN
22:07 <IronyOwl>: I'm missing one aren't I
22:07 <Radio_Controlled>: General knowledge?
22:07 <IronyOwl>: That's the one
22:08 <AoshimaMichio>: librarian
22:08 <IronyOwl>: What does that even do
22:08 <Dutrius>: A librarian?
22:08 <Dutrius>: damn, beat me to it
22:08 <AoshimaMichio>: 8P
22:08 <IronyOwl>: Alternatively, useless mascot
22:08 <IronyOwl>: Actually no, I think I saw somebody use it once
22:09 <Empiricist>: What is END?
22:09 <Empiricist>: and Intuition?
22:09 <Radio_Controlled>: Maybe Brain outfit, from pinky and the brain.
22:09 <Radio_Controlled>: Pinky outfit for adepts.
22:09 <Dutrius>: hehe, I remember that show
22:09 <Radio_Controlled>: Zoinks
22:10 <Dutrius>: point and narf
22:10 <Radio_Controlled>: Or maybe scooby doo outfits.
22:10 <Radio_Controlled>: Maybe that for intuition.
22:11 <Empiricist>: only END remains now
22:11 <Empiricist>: Wait no, that doesn't work.
22:11 <Radio_Controlled>: Stats were modifiers.
22:11 <Empiricist>: Since stats are modifiers not costumes
22:12 <Empiricist>: We'll need a modification for intuition rather than an outfit
22:12 <IronyOwl>: Maybe weird alien garb
22:12 <IronyOwl>: Because it's so rare as a player stat?
22:12 <Radio_Controlled>: Intuition says 'sherlock holmes' to me.
22:13 <IronyOwl>: Yeah, but I'm not sure that translates well as a modifier
22:13 <Empiricist>: How about guts?
22:13 <Empiricist>: Just have entrails all over them
22:13 <Empiricist>: since intuition is about gut feeling
22:14 <Radio_Controlled>: Be careful you don't overstretch emp
22:14 <Radio_Controlled>: Bad for your ligaments and such.
22:14 <IronyOwl>: lol
22:16 <Empiricist>: If we don't have ideas about Intuition, are there any ideas for Endurance?
22:16 <Radio_Controlled>: "My spider sense is tngling"
22:16 <Radio_Controlled>: Maybe spiders. Just spiders.
22:16 <IronyOwl>: Oh god
22:16 <Empiricist>: I like the sound of that
22:16 <IronyOwl>: That's... almost perfect
22:17 <Empiricist>: Now, only END remains
22:17 <Radio_Controlled>: Soccer mom.
22:18 <Empiricist>: Please tell me that entails just strapping kidnapped soccer moms on as body armor.
22:19 <IronyOwl>: What have we got so far? Russian accent STR, harlequin makeup DEX, live spiders INT, frills MND, biohazard CHA, googly eyes FAT?
22:19 <Empiricist>: Yep
22:20 <Radio_Controlled>: Slap it on the wiki.
22:20 <Empiricist>: We still need END
22:20 <Radio_Controlled>: maybe sports accessoriyes?
22:20 <Radio_Controlled>: A cricket bat.
22:21 <Radio_Controlled>: Lugging a kano around.
22:21 <IronyOwl>: Cockroaches are tough, something about that?
22:21 <Empiricist>: Cockroach carapaces?
22:21 <Radio_Controlled>: A tennis racket made of civilians.
22:21 <IronyOwl>: lol
22:21 <IronyOwl>: not everyone's your size, Radio!
22:22 <Radio_Controlled>: Yeah, when I go shopping for atrocities, I always go fo XXL.
22:23 <Dutrius>: Now I'm imagining a tennis match where the ball's a 1/8th kiloton nuke
22:23 <Radio_Controlled>: Maybe end users should look like one of those old nokia cellphones.
22:23 <Radio_Controlled>: Those things were tough as nails.
22:23 <Radio_Controlled>: Hmm. Tough as nails...
22:23 <Empiricist>: How about the Nokia logo?
22:23 <IronyOwl>: Spikes!
22:24 <Radio_Controlled>: Yes!
22:24 <Empiricist>: Wait, how come Nokia isn't in the pantheon as the god of endurance?
22:24 <Empiricist>: So spikes then?
22:24 <Radio_Controlled>: Might overlap with cenobite though.
22:24 <IronyOwl>: Sounds fitting to me
22:24 <IronyOwl>: Yeah, true
22:25 <IronyOwl>: Which I think is kind of cenobite's fault for being "leather and spikes" more or less
22:25 <Radio_Controlled>: Maybe when you rat them, they taste very chewy and tough.
22:25 <Radio_Controlled>: *eat
22:25 <IronyOwl>: Well if we're going by flavors and consistencies we should do them all...
22:26 <Empiricist>: So, which should we change? The spikes or the cenobites?
22:26 <IronyOwl>: I don't think it's that big an overlap
22:26 <IronyOwl>: But if so, then "whichever we can think of a better option for," presumably
22:26 <Empiricist>: Okay
22:27 <Radio_Controlled>: Maybe handi people have parts, eg limbs, that are interchzngeable.
22:27 <IronyOwl>: Silly Radio, that's all people
22:27 <Empiricist>: I can't think of anything better for handi. My mind is popping up with gimp suits due to association with cenobites and because it's getting late here.
22:28 <IronyOwl>: They're pretty rare and a bane of PW's existence, so I wouldn't worry about them TOO much
22:28 <Empiricist>: and their spikes are inwards anyway
22:28 <Radio_Controlled>: And if we get a handi/end user, it'll be a hedgehog on legs.
22:28 <Empiricist>: so as long as END grants outwards pointing spikes it'll be fine
22:29 <Radio_Controlled>: Darn, sonic would've been a good modifier for dex.
22:29 <IronyOwl>: Hard to express, though
22:29 <IronyOwl>: "More blue?" "Sprays rings when you stab them?"
22:29 <Radio_Controlled>: Gotta go, gotta go fast.
22:29 <Radio_Controlled>: Their only dialogue.
22:30 <Radio_Controlled>: Become distressed when standing still.
22:30 <Radio_Controlled>: Twitchy.
22:30 <Radio_Controlled>: But eh, nevermind.
22:31 <IronyOwl>: Again, you're just describing regular ARM personnel
22:31 <IronyOwl>: Now that I think about it, though
22:32 <IronyOwl>: Has anyone after me done any kind of attempt at stat comparisons?
22:32 <IronyOwl>: I'm now curious what the popular ones are
22:32 <Radio_Controlled>: Eh, the usual.
22:32 <Radio_Controlled>: Dex.

Here are the new uniform/armor protocols: each ARM unit has a uniform/armor set assigned to them based on their skill set, if they qualify for multiple roles, it will be a combination of the associated uniforms. Each uniform is then modified depending on their dominant stat(s).

Skill Uniforms are as follows:

• CON: Care-Bear with Chest Cannon
  
• UNC: Magical Girl
  
• EXO: Pimp
  
• AUX: Strike Witch
  
• MED: Grim Reaper
  
• HND: Cenobite
  
• GEN: Librarian
  

Stat Modifiers are as follows:

• STR: Russian Accent
  
• DEX: Harlequin Makeup
  
• END: Spikes
  
• CHR: Biohazard Paraphernalia
  
• MND: Frills
  
• FAT: Googly Eyes
  
• INT: Spiders
  

Wait, really? Because that sounds pretty cool.

[Nikitian]

Hmmm. So Maurice now wears a really frilly full Grim Reaper outfit, and has a scattering of Magical weapons and Strike rockets. Cool!

Gotta put more work into biohazardry and eye-googliness, though. A man has to work on his image!

[DoctorMcTaalik]

So Irling Ragnar, a 40-something sleazy politician, is going to dress up a magical girl in a biohazard suit and adopt a Russian accent. Noted.

[Nikitian]

There are three parts to the memorial, The wall of remembrance where our honored dead are listed, the vault of shame where the dishonored dead are listed, and the Shrine, with the bodies and Relics of the Saints.

This is peculiar; ordinary dead are simply dropped, it appears.
In a fashion, it does work for giving the earned renown to the dishonored dead, despite keeping that label as is.
Now all we need is pilgrims of Stacy's, seeking to be granted the ever-dancing, ever-powerful, ever-mad blessing of STAN (Xan is unavailable for the moment, being alive and all that).

[Parisbre56]

You can order anything.

Sounds like the bartender is a booze-mancer, blessed with the capacity to summon any booze he wants with his booze psychokinetic amplifier.
That, or he has a machine that does that.
But I like imagining there is a booze amp better.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

You can order anything.

Sounds like the bartender is a booze-mancer, blessed with the capacity to summon any booze he wants with his booze psychokinetic amplifier.
That, or he has a machine that does that.
But I like imagining there is a booze amp better.

I wonder if toxin sacs could produce booze...