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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27885 on: April 22, 2015, 01:27:59 pm »

Purchase a fancy warhammer where both ends have the ARM logo set into them. After that purchase a kinetic amp.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27886 on: April 22, 2015, 01:38:02 pm »

Chief examines the mystifying, yet plentiful things only described as... tools. There is so much that can be done, clearly.

From the stuff available (including 10 lbs of scrap metal, though not all of it, obviously), attempt to construct a light grappling hook of acceptable quality. Check if rope is free at the armory.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27887 on: April 22, 2015, 01:51:49 pm »

Jason takes a deep breath once his body stops spasming from the shock. "Struck a nerve, did I? Or are you just grumpy that the UWM took away your toys and you lost your fleshy bits? You know, the UWM we're fighting against. The ones I can't fight effectively against because you're so fucking obsessed with getting your damn jollies from challenges that hamper myself and others before I can even get the charges to make you useful, and then I can't even fucking choose the right damn combination because you won't tell me how you work. Not to mention the fact that I can't even go on a mission that has people to maim because the higher ups think you're a liability. Hell, if you would be cooperative, maybe we could convince Steve to give us a playroom where you could maim any UWM personnel we capture. You could even run a mini-DMR in there. Why can't you be cooperative?" Jason rants at the Shackle, his last question coming out as an exasperated sigh. He braces himself for another shock.

More Shackle talk.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27888 on: April 22, 2015, 03:47:59 pm »

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27889 on: April 22, 2015, 04:27:03 pm »

W-what's on the menu? Also, w-was it you who made a burger out of Milno's arm?

Ask the man behind the counter in the mess.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27890 on: April 22, 2015, 06:05:00 pm »

Quote from:  Thaddeus  To: Milno
You were right 
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27891 on: April 22, 2015, 06:29:17 pm »

"Sweet glove."

Now that he was well armed (get it) he decided to go to the infirmary and see if there were any meds to abuse self-administer.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27892 on: April 22, 2015, 10:02:34 pm »

Before giving the Armory Master a chance to answer his question about cookware, Elias returns his  Kinamp Fist and replaces it with a kinetic amplifier.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27893 on: April 22, 2015, 11:02:29 pm »

Wander the hallways searching for a fresh-faced rookie.
Offer to sell them a handful of miscellaneous pharmaceuticals from my lunch box full o' drugs for a token. Be persuasive.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27894 on: April 23, 2015, 03:00:03 am »

Skylar sighs. Even in his absence, the Doctor gets what he wants.

Wait patiently for the scan. Watch what they're doing carefully.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27895 on: April 23, 2015, 06:02:33 am »

"Eep!" Phoebe jumped when he realized he's being watched by an AI. "Oh, fine."

He goes back out.

Possibly try to say no to drugs
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27896 on: April 23, 2015, 06:56:15 am »

Wander the hallways searching for a fresh-faced rookie.
Offer to sell them a handful of miscellaneous pharmaceuticals from my lunch box full o' drugs for a token. Be persuasive.

Accept. (I see no IC reason not to.)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27897 on: April 25, 2015, 12:59:33 pm »

Hmm, that might work. Thank you!

Make sure all my gear is stashed in my footlocker in my room (assuming it is, but can't be too careful). Ask the AM where Nyars has set up shop these days, and go pay him a visit.
You stick your stuff in your room.

"He's...Over there, in the bar."

"Sure."

Look whether there's a price list somewhere. If there is, order something 1 token or less. Otherwise ask:

"What do you have, and how much is it going to cost?"

"S'free" He slides a menu to you

Timmy Tears
Solar Shine
The Xan
Grate Gold
Doctor's Order
Stacy Stew
Faith's Globes
Hotdrop
Ice-9
Hephaestus Hammer
Sod Swill
Steve's Surprise
Synthblood
Overload
Stasis Pod
Suggest your own

Elias examined the cleaver in his hand, trying to get a general sense of it's weight. It wasn't the best knife he had ever owned, but it would do. Pocketing it, he turned to the Armory Master.

"I couldn't help but noticing the lack of cookware. Is there anywhere I could buy some, or is it unavailable?"
"There's some in the Rec Room kitchen, if you just want to cook."

((I assume that second quoted scanning action was for me, PW?))
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Purchase a fancy warhammer where both ends have the ARM logo set into them. After that purchase a kinetic amp.
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Chief examines the mystifying, yet plentiful things only described as... tools. There is so much that can be done, clearly.

From the stuff available (including 10 lbs of scrap metal, though not all of it, obviously), attempt to construct a light grappling hook of acceptable quality. Check if rope is free at the armory.
You make yourself a grappling hook and then get some free rope.

Jason takes a deep breath once his body stops spasming from the shock. "Struck a nerve, did I? Or are you just grumpy that the UWM took away your toys and you lost your fleshy bits? You know, the UWM we're fighting against. The ones I can't fight effectively against because you're so fucking obsessed with getting your damn jollies from challenges that hamper myself and others before I can even get the charges to make you useful, and then I can't even fucking choose the right damn combination because you won't tell me how you work. Not to mention the fact that I can't even go on a mission that has people to maim because the higher ups think you're a liability. Hell, if you would be cooperative, maybe we could convince Steve to give us a playroom where you could maim any UWM personnel we capture. You could even run a mini-DMR in there. Why can't you be cooperative?" Jason rants at the Shackle, his last question coming out as an exasperated sigh. He braces himself for another shock.

More Shackle talk.
It's gonna start taking fingers if you keep up that talk.

Go visit memorial.
Missed me.
There are three parts to the memorial, The wall of remembrance where our honored dead are listed, the vault of shame where the dishonored dead are listed, and the Shrine, with the bodies and Relics of the Saints.

W-what's on the menu? Also, w-was it you who made a burger out of Milno's arm?

Ask the man behind the counter in the mess.
"We can make whatever you want. Mostly" He says, seeming to ignore the second question.

"Sweet glove."

Now that he was well armed (get it) he decided to go to the infirmary and see if there were any meds to abuse self-administer.
They shoo you out, telling you to get your fix elsewhere.
Wander the hallways searching for a fresh-faced rookie.
Offer to sell them a handful of miscellaneous pharmaceuticals from my lunch box full o' drugs for a token. Be persuasive.

Accept. (I see no IC reason not to.)
Such as here.
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Before giving the Armory Master a chance to answer his question about cookware, Elias returns his  Kinamp Fist and replaces it with a kinetic amplifier.
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Skylar sighs. Even in his absence, the Doctor gets what he wants.

Wait patiently for the scan. Watch what they're doing carefully.
They give you a full body scan in something like an MRI. They tell you it will take a while to examine the results.

"Eep!" Phoebe jumped when he realized he's being watched by an AI. "Oh, fine."

He goes back out.

Possibly try to say no to drugs
It's easy to say no to drugs when someone else is taking them all.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27898 on: April 25, 2015, 01:03:16 pm »

((Why are all the cocktails I made not in there !?  D:
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27899 on: April 25, 2015, 01:07:44 pm »

((They serve plain vodka in Impending Doom, right? Or maybe even 96% alcohol, for those almost completely inorganic ones?))
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