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[TheFlame52]

I fought a group of bandits and killed most of them before one stabbed me in the face. I grabbed his knife, wrestled it away and lopped his head off. As I was bleeding to death I looked at my inventory and saw that even though I was holding the knife I had not removed it from my head. I decapitated him with a weapon that was still lodged in my body.

I never remove embedded weapons. I have an iron bolt stuck in my arm. Once I retired and embarked on the town I retired in. I looked at my character's inventory. The bolt was now a masterwork.

[Jack Smythe]

I fought a group of bandits and killed most of them before one stabbed me in the face. I grabbed his knife, wrestled it away and lopped his head off. As I was bleeding to death I looked at my inventory and saw that even though I was holding the knife I had not removed it from my head. I decapitated him with a weapon that was still lodged in my body.

I never remove embedded weapons. I have an iron bolt stuck in my arm. Once I retired and embarked on the town I retired in. I looked at my character's inventory. The bolt was now a masterwork.

Embedded weapons make a handy emergency arsenal, if you can take the ensuing bleeding. Saves having to hold them. Now, if only I could target myself and do it on purpose. Come to think of it, being able to target yourself would also make carrying water in Adventure mode obsolete.

[nomoetoe]

Embedded weapons make a handy emergency arsenal, if you can take the ensuing bleeding. Saves having to hold them. Now, if only I could target myself and do it on purpose. Come to think of it, being able to target yourself would also make carrying water in Adventure mode obsolete.

Could also make for some interesting altars to armok and such.

[KiBoy]

I like biting off the limbs of my opponents... Then I throw the limbs back at them.

Killed by your own hand... literally.

...

So dwarven.

[Ebonblade7]

A peasant man poked me in the leg.  Crippled and raging, I broke his legs, severed his arms, threw the arms into his chest, and somehow resurrected the arms embedded in his chest.

[Urist McKoga]

So im my last fight (Dwarf Swordman with a lucky steel short sword start) go in the first quest. After recruiting some extra melee power (one hammerer and one maceman), i go in the quest to kill some bandits. After a easy fight ( my budies do some lucky hits and all my enemies give to pain ) as almost night. I see im my map a lair close to the camp ( i was not sure if sleeping in a camp make the bogey don't atack me ). So arriving in the lair, i found a Cyclops and some elf meat in the ground. So me and my buddies start the brutal atack. Goddam cyclops punches my companions in the head. I stabbed the cyclops lungs, just in time because the cyclops broken my hands. I give to pain, but i did not get killed because the cyclops stopped breathing. So now i am a proud owner of a cyclops lair =D (just to sad nothing usefull in the cave, save the elf meat [going to save that meat to use as trowning weapon])

[KiBoy]

So im my last fight (Dwarf Swordman with a lucky steel short sword start) go in the first quest. After recruiting some extra melee power (one hammerer and one maceman), i go in the quest to kill some bandits. After a easy fight ( my budies do some lucky hits and all my enemies give to pain ) as almost night. I see im my map a lair close to the camp ( i was not sure if sleeping in a camp make the bogey don't atack me ). So arriving in the lair, i found a Cyclops and some elf meat in the ground. So me and my buddies start the brutal atack. Goddam cyclops punches my companions in the head. I stabbed the cyclops lungs, just in time because the cyclops broken my hands. I give to pain, but i did not get killed because the cyclops stopped breathing. So now i am a proud owner of a cyclops lair =D (just to sad nothing usefull in the cave, save the elf meat [going to save that meat to use as trowning weapon])

You should've befriend the cyclops, mount him and journey to the closest elven settlement... For some throwing weapons.

[Xantalos]

I recently embedded my mining pick into the top of a velociraptor's mouth to stop it from running away, then crushed its head with my fist.

[klefenz]

So i was fighting a were creature in human form. Choke him and break his limbs with the pommel of my sword. Except one of his legs. It was unbreakable. The guy wakes up like five time and i still cant break his leg. Finally i cut his arm and beat him in the head with it.

Then i find a chieftess in the sewers. Gut her alive and beat her with her own guts until she bleeds to death. I imagine i was using the guts as a whip.

Enter a castle to recruit followers. Its full of goblins. In the fight they break my legs and my right arm. Shield bash the entire castle.
Imagine a dwarf crawling with a shield and beating people with it.

[KiBoy]

I prefer to see a Dwarf with two axes in one hand and two mauls in the other.

Way more dwarven than petty shields.

[Proudnerd]

I once was bored and spent like 20 minutes breaking every bone this child had every finger toe and everything else i gouged out both his eyes and after that threw him against the wall of the room we were in a few times. O then decided to start cutting off each finger and toe individually but I cut off toes too fast and he bled to death. What other game could i do that in?

[klefenz]

I once was bored and spent like 20 minutes breaking every bone this child had every finger toe and everything else i gouged out both his eyes and after that threw him against the wall of the room we were in a few times. O then decided to start cutting off each finger and toe individually but I cut off toes too fast and he bled to death. What other game could i do that in?

Was it an elf?

[TheFlame52]

I charged at a bandit and pushed him over the edge of a 1z drop, and killing him. His body and items fell on the bandit below him, obliterating the second guy.
Also it's sort of a general badass thing but I found a figurine of myself while killing all the kobolds in a cave.

[Jack Smythe]

Human necromancer outsider. Decided to take out the entire civ I started in, or as close to it as possible. Ended up in a duel to the death with the demon king of the civ on the top level of a temple near the castle. [We started in the castle, but my army of bandits, goblins, and freed demon prisoners got killed, so I fell back and began raising the dead for a second attack.] During our climactic battle on the roof [Much like Star Wars, there were apparently no railings anywhere in the civ], and ended up right next to the edge. He charged me, and I dodged. He went straight past me off the edge, while my dodge took my right off alongside him. We crashed into the ground, and I stabbed in the head until he died before bleeding out.

[Proudnerd]

I once was bored and spent like 20 minutes breaking every bone this child had every finger toe and everything else i gouged out both his eyes and after that threw him against the wall of the room we were in a few times. O then decided to start cutting off each finger and toe individually but I cut off toes too fast and he bled to death. What other game could i do that in?

Was it an elf?

No a human. I hardly ever find elves unfortunately due to toady removing forest retreats.